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July 1, 2005
11:45 am

Bush’s shortlist for O’Connor’s seat

Exclusive:

Here comes the judge! Bush has already shortlisted the following nominees for O’Connor’s soon to be vacated seat:

Judge Reinhold: good legal experience in Beverly Hills.

Judge Wapner: popular in small claims court.

Judge Judy: shrill voice could scare attorneys.

Judge Dredd: rarely follows procedure, believes “one man is law”.

Judge Jules: not even American, but a wicked trance DJ. The court could use that, right?

Judge Joe Brown: little known Judge, popular with unemployed daytime TV viewers.

Mike Judge: famous for the case of the Mondays…

Read: O’Connor Retires From Supreme Court

Any more ideas? Let’s hear ’em in comments.

From witz.org

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