July 1, 2005
Bush’s shortlist for O’Connor’s seat
Here comes the judge! Bush has already shortlisted the following nominees for O’Connor’s soon to be vacated seat:
Judge Reinhold: good legal experience in Beverly Hills.
Judge Wapner: popular in small claims court.
Judge Judy: shrill voice could scare attorneys.
Judge Dredd: rarely follows procedure, believes “one man is law”.
Judge Jules: not even American, but a wicked trance DJ. The court could use that, right?
Judge Joe Brown: little known Judge, popular with unemployed daytime TV viewers.
Mike Judge: famous for the case of the Mondays…
Read: O’Connor Retires From Supreme Court
Any more ideas? Let’s hear ’em in comments.