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How to Spay or Neuter a DJ

Wednesday, February 16, 9pm

No, seriously, this time we’re really doing it. In the inky confines of Radio Valencia we have this thing, it’s called a RoboDJ.  It plays music that is carefully chosen by the Windows XP Operating System. Last week we were doing the show, but unbeknownst to us, we were speaking on the mic but what was coming over the airwaves was Mr. Roboto DJ. In other words, we would insult John Hell, the Hosni Mubarak of Radio like we do every week but what would come out was “Pass the Dutchie.” Oh the humanity.

So, for our FINAL BROADCAST, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND RISES AGAINST THE COMPUTER OVERLORDS

Sponsored by Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Audio  (SPCA)

For NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND’s FINAL BROADCAST, Dr. Fiasco and Karen Carpenter discuss a topic of extreme importance… overpopulation of “pirate” “radio” “disc” “jockeys”.  The unplanned release into the wild of DJs from KUSF is just one manifestation of this crisis in broadcasting.  Tonight, with the assistance of the San Francisco SPCA, Karen and Dr. will take matters into their own hands and solve the problem in a humane way.

(John Hell volunteered to be first, but in his case, the procedure was not necessary)

With the “musical” stylings of special guest SEAN KELLY and his machine that makes crazy people (not to be confused with the machine who makes people crazy)

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND =  no more litter boxes in Radio Valencia’s broadcasting booth!

And for those who don’t listen to our show on the Internet or over FM, now you can also not listen to our show on podcasts!

http://podcasts.radiovalencia.fm/nose_hair_lint_gland/

87.9 MHz or www.radiovalencia.fm

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