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The Shocking Conspiracy

Wednesday, March 9, 10pm

The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, that is, if the NSA, the Mossad, and the MI6 don’t throw a wrench in the plans of Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco, will focus on revealing insidious conspiracies  of hideous proportions and designs.

From an undisclosed location and with the participation of Internationally Renowned Conspiracy Experts PUZZLING EVIDENCE and FRANK CHU, Dr. Fiasco and Karen Carpenter will alert Humanity about shocking facts such as:

John Hell and Monkey from Pirate Cat Radio ARE THE SAME PERSON!!

and

Surfing was introduced to humans through telepathic instructions from an Alien race who are secretly trying to get all humans to live by the sea so they can invade Earth and take over our land resources.

and

Julian Assange made up all of WikiLeaks out of spite because he got second place in the World Hair Bleaching Championships.

We will be also opening our phone lines to our large audience of Cassandras through our triple-encrypted Tor-enabled phone line at:

415-875-9051

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Radio Valencia’s only show that is holding Chicken John in a secret cell under Ace Junkyard as “insurance” in case something happens to us

Wednesdays from 10 PM to Midnight
87.9 MHz or www.radiovalencia.fm

And for those who don’t listen to our show on the Internet or over FM, now you can also not listen to our show on podcasts!

http://podcasts.radiovalencia.fm/nose_hair_lint_gland/

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