Monday, April 1, 7am
◊◊◊Bakersfield Backbeat bids a fond farewell to Quarterman Jack Champion. Having trounced Jay Z in February 30th’s NYC rap battle, Jack says his new purpose in life is reuniting N.W.A.
◊◊◊Pirate Jenny is leaving Tenants Rights Radio to become a legislative aide to Supervisor Scott Weiner. “I’ve always admired his push for efficiency,” she explains, “Who doesn’t want the trains to run on time?”
◊◊◊Radio Valencia staff was stunned to learn that DJ McSchmormac, of the much-missed Gramophoney Baloney, was no Dubliner at all, but Daniel “Danny Boy” Stugattzi of Trenton, New Jersey, placed here by the Witness Protection Program. “I don’t even like that old-timey stuff,” Stugattzi admitted. “Real music started with Depeche Mode. And keeping that accent up was wearing me out.”
April Fool’s Day—Pirate Jenny, with Faco