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MARIN COUNTY X-GAMES !

Wednesday, May 30
9pm


Last week, Radio Valencia Station Czar John Hell, the man for whom “Bloviating Ignoramus” would be a compliment, decided to turn Radio Valencia to a 24/7 Sports format.  Hey, not such a bad idea, considering he hired an ASL translator to make Radio Valencia ADA-compliant.


For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLANDKaren CarpenterDr. Fiasco and Bob-Marc (DJ Laptop Static!), will cover the most listened to sporting event in America.  No, not Naked Shuffleboard…  It’s The Marin County X-Games, sponsored by National Public Radio.  Listen in as they give you the play by play to:

ENTITLEMENT MARATHON – the never-ending battle to see who has more hyphens to describe their ethic origins
¿QUIEN ES MAS VERDE? – the annual contest by Marin homeowners to hire the most migrant lawn workers just to keep them from cutting the grass
NPR TOTE BAG SACK RACE – self explanatory, ‘eh? 

The “WHO WATCHES LESS TV?” Challenge – watch in awe as competitors are allotted 15 minutes a month to watch TV, and those 15 minutes can only be spent watchingMasterpiece Theater or PBS Fundraiser Doo Wop bands.

The “I AM A LIBERAL ENVIRONMENTALIST BUT PLEASE RUN YOUR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM THROUGH SOM
E OTHER NEIGHBORHOOD” Mental Gymnastics Event

And finally:

The Passive Aggressive Philanthropy Competition – watch competitors  attempt to top  current World Champion George Lucas.  You don’t want my movie studio here?  Fine.  How about some Low Income Housing with a Methadone Clinic and an Adult Novelty Store next to the Strip Mall instead?


And it will sound just great on your Eton Solar Powered Flashlight and Flat Screen Radio!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND:  720 Method Ollie Fakie Into Slob Air Kung Fu Supreme Switch Stance For The Win!
This Wednesday from 10 PM to Midnight
87.9 MHz or www.radiovalencia.fm
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