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MANDATE TO OBFUSCATE

March 28, 2012
10:53 pm

Can the Republican Party force all American citizens to listen to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND every Wednesday?   They did it in the Europe and ended up with Silvio Berlusconi, the Eurovision Contest and three toothbrushes to be shared by all of the UK. Should earphones be surgically implanted at birth?  Do deaf people hate America?

These and other questions argued ineptly but with great confidence by legal experts Karen Carpenter, Bob Marc and Dr. Fiasco in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND in a final showdown of argumentative verbiage.  Everyone is talking about anything else.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Get the Government Out of My Government Program!
This Wednesday from 10 PM to Midnight
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THE SLUT SHOW!

March 7, 2012
9:46 pm

The sluts of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND are squealing with joy at the announcement that Radio Valencia has signed Rush Limbaugh!  Finally freed from thinking for themselves like college girls (college girls…get real!), Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco anxiously await Rush Limbaugh’s expertise in Negros, ob/gyn, homos and the NFL.  Dr. Limbaugh will also expound often on his new home base, San Sodom Frisco & Gomorrah, and will personally stalk, capture, slay and consume a Mission hipster during each show.  Bon appetite!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND:  Your little blue pill.

(THIS JUST IN: We regret to inform you that Puzzling Evidence and KrOB will be playing the role of the Brazilian Astronaut for tonight’s FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LIMBAUGH GLAND)

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I JUST FOUND MY PHIL COLLINS CASSETTE TAPE!

March 2, 2012
10:58 am

In this week’s FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco bring you the latest in fresh old crap they found at Goodwill. Which is becoming rarer and rarer due to depletion of the Old Zone Layer by the Hipster Retro Industrial Re-Branding Complex. Yes, we came up with that one all by ourselves.

I’ve been looking for my No Jacket Required cassette tape for a long time. Last time I saw it was 1987 and it was right next to my Pitfall Atari cartridge. But by systematically ruling out where it could not be, I found it. Inside a Huey Lewis cassette box. I’m so happy. I can listen to “Sussudio” again.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Where Retro Only Applies to pr0n.

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