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March 20, 2013 10:00pm
With Spring Break within sight, you got your ticket to South Padre Island, you've rented a beachfront motel with hot & cold running cockroaches, you've consulted Wikipedia and your slightly older brother on the best orifice to smuggle roofies, you've been slathering on Coppertone Pre-Tan for that healthy Boehner glow and borrowed a condom. Huzzah, my bros! This is absolutely the last time you'll be able to have accidental drunk gay sex and still not be gay!

Only six things stand in the way of your perfect week vomiting in the sun... Spring Session Midterms: Quandumb Mechanics, Agricultural Machinery of the Late 19th Century, Calculus for Douchebags, Trust Fund Economics, Vague Women's Studies and Grow House Horticulture. But no need to rush, there's still time for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, with career crisis councilors Karen "I got flushed out of 23 fraternity rushes" Carpenter, Bob-"Come here often?" -Marc and Dr. "Bubba" Fiasco. Think of them as that required course you totally forgot to go to.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Cramming all night never felt so good.

Chatroom History
March 20, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

vj pussycat: Wow fiasco is there already (10:07pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg has arrived, the party has begun! Girls gone wild on NHLG!!!!! (10:09pm)
History: Careful. It will burn your arm off. (10:18pm)
History: The strength of ten Nazis. (10:18pm)
History: And, the numbers of ten History Channels... (10:19pm)
Corinthian Leathers: I like it too! (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: That reminds me of my first date (10:39pm)
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::::::::: beer (10:45pm)
::::::::: now (10:45pm)
::::::::: cork (10:49pm)
::::::::: tralee (10:49pm)
::::::::: donegal (10:50pm)
Mike Sound: I love u'all too (10:58pm)
Mike Sound: we sooo glad the kalimba musick is back (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: This is the longest song (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: It puts the lotion in the basket (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: I do because I lost my regular glasses (11:29pm)
storytellers: i don't know what you've been saying, but the end of the world is happening on this side of san francisco. the storytellers are dealing with zombie. more updates as they become available. (12:06am)
storytellers: zombies. plural. (12:06am)
::::::::: carnival of souls (12:08am)
::::::::: by combustible edison (12:08am)
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::::::::: i have 6 i am the walrus' (12:17am)
::::::::: i have 7 james cameron ted speeches (12:18am)
::::::::: i have 8 my own shorts (12:19am)
::::::::: "would it be improved by adding spices?" (12:21am)
::::::::: i'd auto tune mimi rogers (12:21am)
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vj pussycat: Hey you're still there (12:33am)
vj pussycat: I lost you for a while cause I'm in the desert (12:34am)
vj pussycat: Where you goin? (12:41am)
Karen Carpenter: panamints? (12:44am)
vj pussycat: We'll be near there next week (12:46am)
vj pussycat: We'll be near there next week (12:48am)
Karen Carpenter: send me co-ordinates via secure channel (12:48am)
vj pussycat: No plan really. Just going to Death Valley to look at flowers and stuff (12:52am)
Karen Carpenter: do you have a wildflower report? (12:52am)

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