starring Dr. Hal !
May 3, 2013 10:00pm


Ask Dr Hal
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Chatroom History
May 3, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Hermes Decagistus: what a warm kind gentle sweet sensitive show ! (10:32pm)
Hermes Decagistus: so gooshy with smarmy love-squank ! (10:32pm)
Hermes Decagistus: my ears sweat with concupiscient angst to hear such dulcet musicing ! (10:33pm)
Hermes Decagistus: play misty for me or else I'll Eastwood your buttocks (10:34pm)
Hermes Decagistus: now dammit please, I beg you ! (10:34pm)
Hermes Decagistus: now you're scaring me ! stop ! stop ! (10:35pm)
Hermes Decagistus: never mind -- im just gonna go listen to KFOG instead. I don'thave to take this caca (10:36pm)
Hermes Decagistus: Im back ! did you miss me? (10:36pm)
Hermes Decagistus: why don't you answer me? don't you care? (10:38pm)
Hermes Decagistus: ok, Im just gonna ignore you (10:38pm)
Hermes Decagistus: what a cool show ! I have to turn off my air conditioner when I listen to you so I dont freeze. (10:40pm)
Hermes Decagistus: Im in love with Obama... he's the guy for me... whenever I hear his name, I feel happy ! (10:41pm)
Alan Benard: I'm finally listening live to Ask Dr. Hal. Cough up! (10:43pm)
Hermes Decagistus: 10-4 big buddy (10:43pm)
Alan Benard: Wall-to-wall and treetop tall. (10:44pm)
Dianne Feinstein: This program is illegal. Cease and desist immediately, (10:47pm)
Dianne Feinstein: repeat (10:47pm)
Dianne Feinstein: Please repeat the first line of that poem (10:48pm)
Jerry Brown: Do you accept food stamps? (10:50pm)
Alan Benard: Astronomy gives me a boner. (11:28pm)
Alan Benard: The Pepeiopause! (11:30pm)
Alan Benard: Pepe-eclipse! (11:35pm)
spy emerson: hey!! its spy!!!! (11:43pm)
spy emerson: hi hal!! (11:43pm)
spy emerson: i heard it stinks in there like poppin michael pepe!! (11:44pm)
ballSFunky: Couldn't make it to the SHow...gonna donate via payapl (11:47pm)
spy emerson: looooong space report (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: i was just sayin that (11:50pm)
spy emerson: i demand!!! (11:50pm)
ballSFunky: I will donate 100 dollars via paypal if the Space report ends by 11:52 PST (11:51pm)
spy emerson: hahaa! (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: oh well good try (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: maybe someone there could wave a bacon wrapped hot dog in pete goldie's face (11:52pm)
spy emerson: haaa! his weakness!! (11:53pm)
ballSFunky: donated anyway (11:54pm)
spy emerson: we care because of you pete (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: nice ball (11:54pm)
ballSFunky: I don't know who Jonathan Fast is...but make sure Hal sees some of that filthy lucre (11:54pm)
spy emerson: ahhh sound going out!! (11:55pm)
ballSFunky: spy...are you using the popout player? (11:55pm)
spy emerson: i have no idea. its outdated media (11:58pm)
spy emerson: funky balls (12:00am)
spy emerson: clap clap (12:00am)
spy emerson: yawn (12:00am)
spy emerson: terror rain (12:01am)
spy emerson: yes (12:01am)
ballSFunky: whay does everyone do that when they see my handle (12:01am)
spy emerson: darkroom (12:01am)
ballSFunky: funky balls funky balls get off my back (12:02am)
ballSFunky: it's Copy"Bob"!!! (12:02am)
ballSFunky: or Froppy"Bob" (12:02am)
spy emerson: DONT TALK TECH PROBLEMS!!! (12:02am)
spy emerson: omg!! (12:03am)
spy emerson: KROB in teen beat!? (12:03am)
ballSFunky: May the 4th be With You!!! (12:03am)
spy emerson: saturday (12:03am)
spy emerson: night (12:03am)
ballSFunky: radiovalencia>KPFA (12:03am)
spy emerson: mr hell sounds good! (12:04am)
ballSFunky: applause (12:04am)
spy emerson: clap (12:05am)
spy emerson: can you hear me?!? (12:08am)
ballSFunky: i submitted a question via will that be answered? (12:08am)
spy emerson: wow (12:09am)
spy emerson: ummmm...pepe? (12:09am)
spy emerson: dirty bandage!!! (12:11am)
spy emerson: yes please (12:12am)
spy emerson: get the beer spilling dealt with! (12:15am)
spy emerson: what the heck!?! (12:18am)
Jerry Brown: what is a question? (12:18am)
spy emerson: 969797969 (12:18am)
spy emerson: 69672696 (12:19am)
Willy Clinton: ( 911 ) 911-9111 (12:19am)
spy emerson: because genius never pays enough (12:19am)
Willy Clinton: try subgenius (12:19am)
spy emerson: BUY subgenius (12:20am)
spy emerson: how does a POOTIN smell? (12:21am)
Hermes Trismegistus: I can't get a phoneme in sideways here. (12:21am)
spy emerson: try up and down (12:22am)
spy emerson: hhaaaaa (12:23am)
spy emerson: haahha (12:23am)
Hermes Trismegistus: It works ! and round and round too ! (12:23am)
spy emerson: ass gas or grass ..nobody rides dr hal for free (12:24am)
spy emerson: suspense!? (12:25am)
spy emerson: who is calling? (12:25am)
spy emerson: whos at the door? (12:25am)
vj pussycat: did the brazilian astronaut ever show up? (12:25am)
spy emerson: whoa!! (12:25am)
Hermes Pentagistus: Im at thdoor. Please let me in (12:26am)
vj pussycat: call them (12:26am)
Hermes Pentagistus: I called them assholes then they hung up humorless honkies (12:27am)
spy emerson: hold on to yourself! (12:27am)
spy emerson: chaos (12:27am)
vj pussycat: hal's not taking calls (12:27am)
ballSFunky: 10-4 (12:28am)
spy emerson: no!! our show is may 11th saturday night!!! (12:28am)
Hermes Decagistus: Im at the door too. Please let me in. Please. I have money sex and cannabis for you! (12:30am)
spy emerson: sorry, im in LA (12:30am)
Hermes Decagistus: never mind. Ispent the $$, consummated the sex, and smoked the herb (12:30am)
spy emerson: you good fer nuthin (12:31am)
spy emerson: !!! (12:31am)
Hermes Decagistus: I thought about you all the while, spy dearest (12:31am)
spy emerson: awwww!! who is this?? (12:31am)
Hermes Decagistus: a secret admirer (12:32am)
spy emerson: aww (12:32am)
Hermes Decagistus: I have watched you from afar for many years. I must have you ! Be mine tonight ! (12:32am)
spy emerson: shutup!! (12:33am)
spy emerson: baaah!!! (12:33am)
Hermes Decagistus: I cant handle the rejection. Im goino go fall in love with myself instead (12:34am)
spy emerson: pfffttt!! (12:34am)
ballSFunky: spy...i recently sent you a friend request via fb. My Con-Name begins with the letter "D". (12:37am)
spy emerson: aha! a set up. wow this girl stumped hal. (12:37am)
spy emerson: she must feel really smart (12:37am)
spy emerson: funkyballs, a friend request? uh (12:37am)
spy emerson: dylan green (12:38am)
ballSFunky: yes ma'am (12:39am)
spy emerson: garren (12:39am)
ballSFunky: yup (12:39am)
ballSFunky: I should change it to gReeN now... (12:39am)
spy emerson: snacks!! (12:40am)
spy emerson: HOT DOGS!!! (12:40am)
spy emerson: shes gonna get poopies (12:40am)
spy emerson: nice beat KROB (12:40am)
vj pussycat: WRAPPED IN BACON!!! (12:40am)
vj pussycat: speed round (12:41am)
spy emerson: wow. um (12:44am)
spy emerson: ok (12:44am)
spy emerson: 97 (12:44am)
spy emerson: 96 (12:44am)
spy emerson: 98 (12:44am)
spy emerson: 96 (12:44am)
ballSFunky: pathetic questions (12:45am)
Copy"Bob": PRABOB!!! Aieieiieeieiieiieiiiiieee!!!1 (12:46am)
spy emerson: milk (12:47am)
Copy"Bob": moop (12:47am)
spy emerson: the (12:47am)
spy emerson: sap (12:47am)
Copy"Bob": Standard Audio Profile? (12:47am)
vj pussycat: sounds like 4 peas already started (12:50am)
spy emerson: gnight!! (12:57am)
spy emerson: bye hal (12:57am)
spy emerson: haa (12:57am)

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