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THE FINAL BROADCAST
ASS, GRASS OR GLASS
May 15, 2013 10:00pm
Tonight's show stars Ira Glass, Philip Glass, and Google Glass... isn't it obvious? The jaded sophisticates Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco will devote the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to the 2 people and one consumer object that most appropriately all end in ass.

Consider today's stiff competition for Lame Public Display of Lameity. Lameness that the wearer mistakes for awesomeness. There is no end to sparkling monuments to lameness, like:

- putting any Philip Glass mp3 on eternal loop.
- leaving your BRC DPW sticker on your truck year round.
- drunk eating a bacon-wrapped hot dog at 2am
- wasting a perfect Saturday afternoon listening to This American Life.
- bar-hopping Valencia on a Segway.

and now...

- wearing Google goggles while pretending to be a human. Honestly, when they finally release Google Glass, a selling point will be "How Much Is It Worth To You To Say 'I Will Never Give You My Undivided Attention'?". Just clearly say "BROWSER".

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: And yes, we will do the Philip Glass knock-knock joke.

Chatroom History
May 15, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: you were wasted bobmarc (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: it was amusing (10:06pm)
Dr. Penny: If you adjust your google glasses, everyone might appear in french maid outfits. (10:10pm)
Chichen John: eat a bag of dicks (10:32pm)
TAFKACB: An entire bag? (10:33pm)
Chichen John: i'll even buy them for you (10:33pm)
Chichen John: i bought enough fake vomit with radio valencia money (10:34pm)
Chichen John: when are you guys going to play something good? (10:34pm)
TAFKACB: GlassMadness (10:34pm)
Chichen John: I owned you bastards (10:35pm)
Chichen John: or, that is, Aunt Ieleen did (10:35pm)
Chichen John: I could do your show in my sleep (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: or might you really be doing it in your google glasses???? (10:37pm)
Chichen John: i invented Google Glasses (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: As you pulled the glasses out of your butt, how many dicks did you pull out with it? (10:40pm)
Chichen John: I pulled out no less than three GG Allen microphones (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: and those mics were as crystal clear as a ringing wine glass! (10:42pm)
Chichen John: you haven't seen these mics (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: They just fiddle the nobs at the beginning of every episode and everything sounds perfect. (10:44pm)
Dr. Penny: Ira looking through google glasses at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, like reading tea leaves. (10:48pm)
bobmarc: I'm such a hipster. (11:42pm)
bobmarc: :hipsster (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: monster magnet!! (11:44pm)
bobmarc: it's actually you! (11:50pm)
Dr. Penny: It can be so relaxing... your google glasses can read you a story. Ahhhh. (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: what happened to karen? (12:02am)
bobmarc: you left it logged in!!!!!! (12:02am)
bobmarc: YES !!!!! (12:02am)
bobmarc: I blew it because I was , like, #dreaming (12:03am)
ther real bob-marc: Oh that'll teach me (12:09am)
ther real bob-marc: that "nap" was helpful. (12:10am)

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