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June 26, 2013 10:00pm
He was getting into a bit of trouble at home and a lot of neighborhood cats went missing, so NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND sent Bob-Marc to summer camp. Too skinny for I'm Not Fat, I'm Big Boned Camp, too punk for NRA Academy, not exaggerated enough for Susan Sontag's Camp, and too ADHD for Little Lego Tweakers, all that was left was Camp Tipsy. I know what you're thinking and no, he's not too stupid for Camp Tipsy. Hey, don't be mean, he's just the right amount of stupid.

Despite the fact he never once wrote home, not even a postcard, Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB will waste the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to listen to Bob-Marc's tale of misadventure, put lotion on its sunburned skin and try not to retch at his all too-detailed coming of age story.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: When you hear Kumbayah, the show is over.

Chatroom History
June 26, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am

Dr. Penny: Where is Dr. Fiasco for priceless commentary on gay rights?! (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: why does this feel like killing time? (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: eww dreadlocks (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: dr. fiasco doesn't work here anymore (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: ya'll should do a whole show without using any contractions (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: I mean, you all (10:30pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Jesus, I have to be up at 6. Why am I here? (10:32pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Cut him in half and count the rings to learn his age. (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: bacon wrapped hot dog 321... (10:34pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Just order stuff at random. Lobster bisque, bloomin' onion, monkey brains. (10:36pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Oooh, I like the mean guy! (10:38pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Mandatory marriage. Report to the stadium for your assignment. (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: whitey's on the moon (10:42pm)
Dead Farm Bill: With two taikonatus you get eggroll. (10:43pm)
Dead Farm Bill: LOL vj pussycat (10:43pm)
Dead Farm Bill: (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: karen, do not end sentences with a personal pronoun (10:48pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Goddamn listeners! (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: woo hoo! go china! (10:50pm)
Perfect_Timing: I'm stuck on a dang mountain... (10:50pm)
Dead Farm Bill: But if you slit your wrist first you have lube. (10:51pm)
Perfect_Timing: It has decent cell service! (10:51pm)
Perfect_Timing: For now, at least. (10:52pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ludicrous radio? (10:52pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ben Folds 5 and Barenaked Ladies rocked... (10:53pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ah... I'm moving.. Ttyl. (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: y'all are making me hungry. stop it. (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: yea thanks (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: mmmm pickles (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: I doubt it (11:00pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Everybody drink! (11:00pm)
Dead Farm Bill: I'm hanging in there from the Great Midwest, but I'm tired. (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: we did this song at camp (11:03pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Gobs and gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. . . (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: yep, that one too (11:04pm)
Station144: Tell the jumpers to jump, it's a cruel world. (11:06pm)
Dead Farm Bill: (11:06pm)
Dead Farm Bill: I know a song that gets on EVERYBODY'S nerves, . . . (11:07pm)
Station144: It's the song that never ends..... (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: thanks for the ear worm dfb (11:08pm)
Dead Farm Bill: snicker (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: do your ears hang low (11:08pm)
Perfect_Timing: Btw, I'm bringing a backup projector to BMN for the next couple Sundays. (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: I wish I had a snickers (11:08pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Joe Francis (11:13pm)
Perfect_Timing: Can't say I know. Ah, him. (11:13pm)
Dead Farm Bill: E-layer skip (11:21pm)
Dead Farm Bill: Bon soir, mes amis. (11:22pm)
Dr. Penny: Smoking cigarettes on the fire escape naked in madonna t-shirts. (11:35pm)
Perfect_Timing: Speaking of Jim, he messaged me to let me know the projector lamp quit (11:41pm)
Perfect_Timing: Nope. Noone told me. (11:42pm)
Peter Moone: I did not. (11:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: I will bring a loaner.. Lasers.. DOnt get used to the better quality. (11:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: Pico projectors (11:44pm)
Perfect_Timing: There's a laser one, but theres a lot to be worked out on it (11:45pm)
Pico: Avenue. (11:45pm)
Perfect_Timing: And theyre ludicrously expensive. (11:45pm)
Pico: Avenue and Sepulveda (repeat) (11:45pm)
Perfect_Timing: I'm driving Shhhhh (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: my favorite camp movie is bless the beasts and children (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: yes (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: theme song is by who? (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: no my movie (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: i know, i'm asking y'all (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: i made a kick-ass salad (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: that's what i'm talking about! (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: yes (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: it weighs 7 pounds (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: see picture below (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: blueberries (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: yes avacados (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: please more bless the beasts and the children (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: wait til i finish my salad (12:00am)
vj pussycat: too soon for smores (12:00am)
Dr. Penny: Take the camp to the bottom of the marianas trench with Borgnine! (12:02am)
vj pussycat: good booper imitation (12:05am)
Dr. Penny: Take us down, Dr. Fiasco!!!!!! (12:08am)
vj pussycat: yay!!! thanks krob! (12:08am)
vj pussycat: dr. fiasco doesn't work here anymore (12:09am)
vj pussycat: happy birthday gemini (12:10am)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco shall always be with us!!!! (12:10am)
Dr. Penny: If you move it in and out long enough, the orifice gets engorged. (12:21am)
I'M : in the building... (12:26am)
I'M : Yws. (12:26am)
I'M : Yes. (12:26am)
I'M : you be scared (12:27am)
vj pussycat: don (12:27am)
I'M : Door open, mouths in silent scream (12:27am)
vj pussycat: don't pick up the phone (12:27am)
I'M : don't go in the basement (12:27am)
I'M : don't go in the bathroom (12:27am)
vj pussycat: don't take your shirt off (12:28am)
I'M : don't go in the base that you gave us (12:28am)
She-nany-gans: leave me out of it. (12:29am)
She-nany-gans: More chat rooms (12:29am)
Dr. Penny: the basement is engorged (12:29am)
Dr. Penny: Take us down, Dr. Fiasco!!!!!! (12:40am)
vj pussycat: and my life too (12:44am)
vj pussycat: my brother went to lake of the ozarks camp (1:00am)
vj pussycat: i had a pop tart at cafe this once (1:18am)
vj pussycat: dr hal said the plural of dwarf is not dwarves (1:21am)
vj pussycat: still says let 'er drift in utah or nevada i think (1:23am)
vj pussycat: that's so 2 minutes ago (1:25am)
vj pussycat: 4 minutes (1:25am)
vj pussycat: Truffaut (1:43am)
Dr. Penny: the particle accelerator launches us into space camp (1:46am)
vj pussycat: Speed round (1:55am)
Dr. Penny: I have launch codes. In putting now. 5, 4, 3, 2.... uh oh. (1:56am)
Dr. Penny: on the balcony with girl navis (2:02am)

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