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THE FINAL BROADCAST
DEPENDENT'S DAY
July 3, 2013 10:00pm
Four score and seven years ago no one on NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND was born and their carefree parents-to-be were celebrating the end of WWII. Then, over the terrible post-war boom, everyone was forced to get married and have dependents for tax purposes. The country has been in decline ever since and clearly it's the fault of someone named Eisenhower. Funny name, but he was a Republican who raised taxes, so obviously it wasn't his name or even first choice.

The only hope is a quick and painless death from cheap Mexican fireworks on Thursday, so join the doomed Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, Dr. Fiasco, Krob, and Puzzling Evidence for their FINAL BROADCAST.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Multiply each dependent on Line 51 by $2300 and kill yourself.

Chatroom History
July 3, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Sherilyn: Okay, here goes nothin'... (10:01pm)
Sherilyn: After Whitey and the moon business, of course. (10:01pm)
4H Club: I wanna marry this poem. (10:01pm)
Sherilyn: FRESNO, damnit. (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: hey it's dr fiasco! (10:04pm)
Sherilyn: Workin' on it! (10:04pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco returns!!!!!! I love Dr. Fiasco!!!!!!! (10:05pm)
4H Club: Poor gerbil. (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: poor poor gerbil (10:05pm)
Sherilyn: Commencing with the popping! (10:05pm)
4H Club: Like Andy Warhol. (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: He's dead (10:06pm)
4H Club: Another guy killed by Big Pharma. (10:06pm)
4H Club: Schvitzing like a schemdrek. (10:08pm)
Sherilyn: Do you hear Powerhouse? (10:08pm)
Sherilyn: I'm going! I'm going! (10:08pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Swimsuit Model! (10:08pm)
Sherilyn: It's true -- I still can't get onto the RV wifi, even from my mom's house. (10:09pm)
4H Club: I have a request. Could you talk about how the remote source won't work for 20 minutes? (10:09pm)
Karen Carpenter: I never have touble getting into your mom'ss (10:12pm)
Sherilyn: Nope, it is not. (10:12pm)
Sherilyn: Continuing to try, and Karen Carpenter is ill AND WILL GET ME ILL IF I CALL. (10:13pm)
4H Club: Oh, snap. (10:13pm)
4H Club: Karen Carpenter's microbes route where Robo DJ won't. (10:15pm)
Sherilyn: The thing of it is, the Null SHOUTcast source thingy sez I'm all connected and sending many bytes. And yet. Mystery! (10:17pm)
Sherilyn: I am lithely Estonian-like! (10:19pm)
Sherilyn: Do not question my conjugation, Bob-Marc. (10:20pm)
Sherilyn: "Those people?" "THOSE PEOPLE?" (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: what was lucia's boat? plastic fake floating vomit? (10:22pm)
Karen Carpenter: some wrote chicken was all helpful friendly and nurturing (10:24pm)
Karen Carpenter: (yeah I laughed too) (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: same as burning man - before and after is best (10:25pm)
4H Club: Stockholm Syndrome (10:30pm)
Sherilyn: Rebecca DeMornay co-wrote that song! (10:34pm)
Sherilyn: "Anthem." (10:35pm)
Sherilyn: My brain remembers all the wrong things. (10:35pm)
Sherilyn: I did not give up -- the picture below is my Shoutcast thingy, which SAYS that I'm connected. (10:36pm)
Sherilyn: And yet. Reality is fux0red! (10:36pm)
4H Club: If the serving machine says it is serving and the peer cannot connect, the peer might just be misconfigured, just saying. (10:38pm)
Sherilyn: Nope, that's not me. (10:41pm)
Sherilyn: I am playing clicking and popping sounds -- or, in this case, movie trailers. (10:41pm)
Karen Carpenter: Mexican Monsoon Moisture (10:45pm)
Karen Carpenter: somethiing furry (10:46pm)
Karen Carpenter: Fresno... Gateway to Bakersfield (10:48pm)
4H Club: http://bit.ly/1b9ap1Z (10:57pm)
Karen Carpenter: http://bit.ly/1b9aumlen-us:IE-Search Box&oe=UTF-8&rlz=1I7GGLL_enUS329&um= 1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og& sa=N&tab=wi&ei=FQ_VUcTFKKS8iwL7u4CIC A&biw=1067&bih=496&sei=HQ_VUZ24EYWEi wLU2YGIDw (10:59pm)
4H Club: Can't make it work? :sadface: (11:01pm)
Karen Carpenter: yeah, just google images of BEAR DADDY FANTASY (11:02pm)
4H Club: Huh. Looks like me, only attractive. (11:05pm)
Karen Carpenter: http://bit.ly/1b9biYi (11:08pm)
Karen Carpenter: watched Warburton tonight in The Dish.... eh (11:16pm)
Sherilyn: Eh! (11:17pm)
4H Club: That's delightful! (11:18pm)
4H Club: Where have all the queers gone, long time passing. (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: Richard cheese (11:29pm)
Sherilyn: If anyone has "Tony Sings the Great Hits of Today!", please send it to the station ASAP. (11:42pm)
Sherilyn: Has the show in fact turned into a swirling vortex of static and distant voices, or is it just my phone? (11:44pm)
Dr. Penny: that was pretty intense (11:46pm)
Sherilyn: Instead, how about Boris Karloff selling A-1 Sauce? http://bit.ly/15hwicI (11:51pm)
Sherilyn: VORTEXING AGAIN! (11:52pm)
Sherilyn: 4 minutes, Jim. (11:56pm)

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