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THE FINAL BROADCAST
STAND YOUR GROUND (AGAINST "DWARVES")
July 17, 2013 10:00pm
We don't mean against little people -- we mean against the word "dwarves." And we don't even mean it ourselves, as the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND triumvirate of Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly for their FINAL BROADCAST all find the word to be perfectly cromulent. But there are those who find that particular pluralization distasteful and and would prefer we all used the word "dwarfs," thank you very much. To them we say, you just keep standing your ground on that issue! Especially since we'll probably end up saying "dwarves" a lot, just because.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We don't have a leg to stand on.

Chatroom History
July 17, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: that was my question!!! (10:02pm)
Farm Report: You're my hero, vj pussycat. (10:02pm)
Farm Report: You're in for a ride, vj. (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: getting a lot of mileage from that question - can I get tequila instead of fernet? (10:03pm)
Farm Report: To be fair, Hal did preface it all by saying they prefer to be called "little people." But, yeah. (10:05pm)
Farm Report: Clarence Dwarrow? (10:06pm)
Farm Report: weasle033 (10:07pm)
Farm Report: LOL (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: the best thing about that tj's is the shopping cart escalator (10:10pm)
Farm Report: Is that Slim Pickins? (10:15pm)
Sherilyn: Very true, VJ Pussycat. (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: aw gee whiz farm report (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: right?! the escalator (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: what did PE do before NHLG? (10:24pm)
Farm Report: You're welcome. I'm temporarily honored. (10:26pm)
Farm Report: I'm just pleased you can use it. I love listening to it. (10:26pm)
TAFKACB: TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsCopy"Bob" (10:27pm)
Farm Report: PUZZLING EVIDENCE! (10:29pm)
TAFKACB: http://bit.ly/13yJ6Xh (10:29pm)
Farm Report: It's like that trick you used to be able to do with reel-to-real tape machines where you looped the play head back into the record head. (10:30pm)
Farm Report: Okay, I hit that Ustream link and now the recursion is becoming a naked singularity. (10:31pm)
Farm Report: Some dwarves done bit my sister Nell, and whitey's on the moon. (10:35pm)
TAFKACB: DWARF INVASION??? (10:36pm)
Farm Report: The abyss gazes also at dirty clothes. (10:38pm)
sparklesparkle: jared rusten has 'furniture@gmail' (10:43pm)
sparklesparkle: also pretty epic! (10:43pm)
bE8578AyCAIA: http://bit.ly/11YSdXb (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: best skit evah! (11:16pm)
Perfect_Timing: It's in episode 4 in the Adywan's revisited version. Hi. (11:19pm)
noche: Good job religionless one, you'll take down that one and get back to your golden ways. (11:20pm)
Perfect_Timing: Atari 2600 KABOOM! (11:21pm)
Perfect_Timing: He gets sick EVERYWHERE. Most recently south America. (11:24pm)
Perfect_Timing: That's a speak n spell on module select with no module inserted.... (11:25pm)
Perfect_Timing: AW SHIT!!!! (11:30pm)
Perfect_Timing: No Apollo 18 plug???? (11:37pm)
Perfect_Timing: C'mon Sherilyn (11:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ira's always gonna be there... (11:42pm)
Perfect_Timing: Even tho he's just pulling into Monterey right now. (11:42pm)
Heisenberg : where's my tighty whities? (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: tighty whities on the moon (11:51pm)
sparklesparkle: how much sexting can get stuffed in five minutes? (11:55pm)

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