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July 24, 2013 10:00pm
When "The Golden Age of Television - Part 17" is committed to the cloud by our most scholarly bloggers, some will remember the age for the shocking body count of shows such as The Shield, Deadwood, Game of Thrones and of course, Desperate Housewives. One overlooked cable show about a mild mannered high school teacher / wacky dad will be noted for no other reason than the extermination of 247 souls in 5 & 1/2 seasons. Now granted that 167 were unnamed passengers on the Wayfarer 515 and JM 21 flights (let's just pause this moment to hit you over the head with Seven Thirty-Seven Down Over ABQ, and mention that single error accidents by overworked, non-union ATC are almost unimaginable, but rather the consequence of multiple factors). So that leaves 80 dead, but who counts tweaker accidents, suicides and aspirated vomit? (and don't cry me no tears over that skinny junkie girlfriend, she had options). Now clearly white supremacists, The Cousins, and Mike Ehrmantraut were engaged in as clear path as their genetics and tender nurturing would determine, so credit 33 more to natural selection. That leaves only 21 for Gus and 23 for Walter. Gus was always avenging his murdered brother, and since he had already ordered all those Dos Hermanos napkins, well, anyone who sat through Greek theater class would do the same. So Walter killed 23, BUT ONLY 7 WITH HIS OWN HANDS. Jeebus, more listeners die each week listening to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND... where is our fucking Emmy?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: There are two Mr. Whites.

Chatroom History
July 24, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: WALTER!! (10:02pm)
vj pussycat: That's exactly what happened to us (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: james cameron of course! (10:11pm)
Perfect_Timing: Elton Jon?N (10:18pm)
Perfect_Timing: Science! (10:19pm)
Perfect_Timing: It works, bitches. (10:19pm)
Perfect_Timing: I prefer NaOH. (10:20pm)
Perfect_Timing: That's pretty strong coffee.. (10:21pm)
Perfect_Timing: He's the Richard Feynman of amateur meth chemists? (10:23pm)
RevDead: you got a long wayto go and catch up (10:27pm)
RevDead: hope no one spoils (10:27pm)
RevDead: its shake and bake and I helped (10:28pm)
Aslan: stream is dropping (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: Particles in acceleration. (10:31pm)
Aslan: shifting to (Ema)Nation (10:32pm)
RevDead: i want some speed (10:33pm)
Perfect_Timing: North Polar ice melts don't affect sea levels, tho. (10:35pm)
Perfect_Timing: South polar ice caps would. (10:37pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ice floating in water doesn't raise levels. (10:37pm)
Perfect_Timing: Yup (10:37pm)
Perfect_Timing: I'm almost there.. (Lemoore) (10:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: Subs (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: (10:38pm)
RevDead: (10:39pm)
Ice: i break anything i want (10:39pm)
Ice: I break Anything I want. (10:39pm)
Ice: I brake any stint I flaunt (10:40pm)
Perfect_Timing: Breaching (10:40pm)
Frances' Dad: Titanic (10:40pm)
Perfect_Timing: James Brolin (10:42pm)
Perfect_Timing: Donald Sutherland (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: Charlie sheen (10:43pm)
Frances' Dad: Kirk and Michael Douglas (10:43pm)
Perfect_Timing: No! Nicholas Cage was NOT in The Wicker Man! (10:44pm)
Frances' Dad: Jeff and Lloyd bridges (10:44pm)
Frances' Dad: Gary and Jake Busey (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: George c Scott (10:46pm)
Frances' Dad: Ed begley JR & SR (10:46pm)
Frances' Dad: not yet (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: Morton Downey sr and jr (10:47pm)
Frances' Dad: hi (10:47pm)
Frances' Dad: it will suck (10:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: Thank god.. Found Footage month has been hard... (10:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: Hi Jim (10:47pm)
Frances' Dad: finally (10:47pm)
Frances' Dad: godzilla (10:48pm)
Perfect_Timing: GODZILLA!!! (10:48pm)
Frances' Dad: GODZILLA (10:48pm)
Perfect_Timing: Gojira!!!! (10:48pm)
Frances' Dad: GAH!!!!!!! (10:48pm)
Perfect_Timing: You just texted her didn't you. (10:48pm)
Frances' Dad: no (10:48pm)
Frances' Dad: Faints (10:49pm)
Perfect_Timing: Well, just off stage left... (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: who is frances (10:49pm)
Frances' Dad: You said it (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i can't (10:50pm)
Perfect_Timing: Frances the puppy (10:50pm)
Frances' Dad: :) (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: : ( (10:50pm)
Frances' Dad: Jake Busey was in Contact with Jodie Foster (10:50pm)
Perfect_Timing: And Sutherland! (10:50pm)
Perfect_Timing: He was also in Starship Troopers. (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: he was in entourage (10:51pm)
Frances' Dad: The Bridges!! (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: and sutherlands (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: i think (10:52pm)
Frances' Dad: goldie hawn kate hudson (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: who is nicholas guest (10:52pm)
Frances' Dad: judy garland and liza minnelli (10:53pm)
Frances' Dad: Lon Chaney Jr and Sr (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: john and angelica huston (10:54pm)
Frances' Dad: Jack Cassiday and David (10:54pm)
Frances' Dad: I can't lose my cell phone (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: is this frances: (10:56pm)
Frances' Dad: thats francis (10:56pm)
Frances' Dad: not frances (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: got it (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: hell yea! (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: laura dern (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: and bruce (10:57pm)
Perfect_Timing: Tom Hanks and Colin Hanks? (10:57pm)
Frances' Dad: Michael and Samuel L. Jackson (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: sherilyn liberace (10:57pm)
Perfect_Timing: I've always preferred the RZA to the GZA.. (10:58pm)
Frances' Dad: Christopher and Bruce Lee (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: michael douglas was good in two movies: falling down and liberace (10:58pm)
Frances' Dad: Roy and Fred Rogers (10:58pm)
Perfect_Timing: Christopher and Amanda Plummer (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: good (10:59pm)
Frances' Dad: lloyud (10:59pm)
Perfect_Timing: Lloyd Bridges (10:59pm)
Frances' Dad: lloyd (10:59pm)
Frances' Dad: lloyd (10:59pm)
Perfect_Timing: "by this time my lungs were ACHING FOR AIR!!!" (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: the talent of nhlg is the knowledge base (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: rick james and james dean (11:00pm)
Perfect_Timing: Has anyone seen Mike C Hunt?? (11:00pm)
Frances' Dad: hah (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: c mike hunt (11:00pm)
Frances' Dad: lie (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: walt jr (11:00pm)
Perfect_Timing: Still looking for Mike Hunt! (11:00pm)
Perfect_Timing: It's done her career no matter of wonders... (11:01pm)
Frances' Dad: Buster and Diane Keaton (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: gene wilder and john c reilly (11:01pm)
Perfect_Timing: And Michael (Hunt) Keaton. (11:01pm)
Perfect_Timing: He has a mild case of CP. (11:02pm)
Perfect_Timing: The actor, that is. (11:02pm)
Perfect_Timing: He exaggerates it for his character. (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: he should kill skylar first (11:02pm)
Frances' Dad: Val Kilmer and Scooter Kilmer (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: he cant walk but he can fly (11:03pm)
4H: I'm a bad fan, I was waiting for the show to start and then got derailed by a punk thread on 4chan. (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: desi arnaz sr/jr (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: the lamas' winnner!! (11:04pm)
Perfect_Timing: *I'm* the one with the Tiffany crush! (11:04pm)
Perfect_Timing: Sharknado was an Asylum production for SyFy. (11:04pm)
Frances' Dad: James Franco and Generalissimo Francisco Franco (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: yea i know someone in that movie (11:04pm)
Perfect_Timing: Jim always wins this game. (11:04pm)
Perfect_Timing: Which one is still dead..? (11:05pm)
Perfect_Timing: I should go see if I can still use the hottub at this hotel even tho it's officially closed... (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: that would be the general (11:05pm)
Perfect_Timing: 415-something-something (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: of course you can. didn't you bring your wire cutters (11:06pm)
4H: Kights in Service to Satan! (11:06pm)
Frances' Dad: WC and Sally Fields (11:07pm)
Perfect_Timing: I think the fence is slightly more significant than chain link.. (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: dwarf or midget (11:07pm)
Perfect_Timing: Anyone Baldwin and Anyone Else Baldwin (11:07pm)
4H: I hope they figure out how the chatbox can get the money to Hal. (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: tnt (11:07pm)
Frances' Dad: Lou and Elvis Costello (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: don't forget spray paint for the security cam (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: fred and pee wee herman (11:09pm)
Frances' Dad: I love my shower (11:11pm)
Perfect_Timing: I have a laser for the security cam. (11:11pm)
Perfect_Timing: I think I'm too full of Harris Ranch cow to try tho.. (11:11pm)
Frances' Dad: Harris steaks!!! jealous now (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: Where are you? Madonna inn? (11:13pm)
4H: Vincent and Fisher Price (11:13pm)
Frances' Dad: i have a 100,000 bar (11:13pm)
4H: Don't say d------- (11:14pm)
Perfect_Timing: Madonna Inn?? I'm not in SLO. (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: I have a tile question (11:15pm)
Perfect_Timing: I'm in Lemoore. (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: I know someone who used to live there (11:15pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ugh... Rave scene of Matrix Reloaded is just starting on HoBO.. (11:15pm)
Frances' Dad: Alan Hale Jr and SR (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: Booooooring (11:16pm)
Perfect_Timing: I know someone who used to live here too.. Sadly, she and her massive breasts moved to Texas and got married (again)... (11:16pm)
Frances' Dad: no he said Eons and eons (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: Sad. I used to live in texas (11:16pm)
Perfect_Timing: I actually don't.. I think I only have a hard copy of Contact. (11:17pm)
Frances' Dad: We still have Bill Nye (11:17pm)
Frances' Dad: read the directions (11:17pm)
Perfect_Timing: He said "billions", but not "billions and billions".. That was Ronald McDonald... (11:17pm)
Frances' Dad: Fred and Roy Rogers (11:18pm)
4H: All those dinosars got gay married. (11:18pm)
Perfect_Timing: I should see if the wifi here let's me download.. They have an easy coast cable feed. Missed the Daily Show. (11:18pm)
Perfect_Timing: There are dinosaur furries....? Scalies..? (11:18pm)
Frances' Dad: hey (11:19pm)
Perfect_Timing: Brace for calls, Jim. (11:19pm)
Perfect_Timing: Earth, Hitler, 1938. (11:20pm)
Frances' Dad: yes hello, this isnt NHLG, please stop calling (11:20pm)
Frances' Dad: so he takes total recall?!?!?!? (11:21pm)
4H: I'm certain that movie studios are drag-racing to his house in dump trucks full of currency. (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: they're all going to die (11:22pm)
Frances' Dad: walter was still alive in the flash forward at the beginning of last season (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: ewww skylar (11:23pm)
4H: Is there a guy in a hockey mask? (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: marie is way cooler than skylar (11:24pm)
Frances' Dad: She was the daughter of Q!! (11:24pm)
Perfect_Timing: He didn't murder her.. He just let her die. (11:26pm)
Perfect_Timing: The phone number is for closers. (11:30pm)
Dr. Penny: Deadly gym accident (11:31pm)
Perfect_Timing: Ded Ahn Lahn Ding? (11:31pm)
Dr. Penny: Deadly iPad electrocution. (11:33pm)
4H: Take your mukluks out of the Cellophane before they scorch. (11:34pm)
Perfect_Timing: Can you turn UP your radio please...? (11:35pm)
4H: Lung cancer. (11:35pm)
4H: Sam Kinison died in a car accident completely sober. (11:35pm)
4H: Richard Jenny hung himself. (11:35pm)
Frances' Dad: im on the phone (11:36pm)
Perfect_Timing: Jim's on the phone. (11:36pm)
4H: Dave's not here, man. (11:36pm)
4H: Ahhhhhh.... (11:38pm)
Logout: call screaming (11:39pm)
Frances' Dad: And get me a shrubbery (11:39pm)
Logout: livassdralshow (11:39pm)
4H: Everyone has to send money. (11:39pm)
Parking People: We Smart... (11:40pm)
France's Dad: Jacobins, eh? (11:41pm)
France's Dad: with ammo, I see... (11:41pm)
France's Dad: Col Heinz Kromer. Vom Rippentrough' sun in law (11:42pm)
Methabuse: Destroy all. (11:42pm)
Frances' Dad: dr nick! (11:42pm)
Sun de Soleil: Leave me alone............. (11:42pm)
Methabuse: Scene......and, thank you. (11:43pm)
Frances' Dad: Leave Britney alone (11:43pm)
France's Dad: The Coast will take care of it's own, sir. (11:44pm)
Dr. Penny: meth mania makeover (11:44pm)
MethAbuse: "Not all Fake". (11:45pm)
Karen Carpenter: "So, this is all their is?" (11:46pm)
Sun de Soleil: which country? (11:46pm)
Pie: Men love me. (11:49pm)
Perfect_Timing: There was a fish... In the percolator... (11:50pm)
Pie: and steam in the zombie... (11:52pm)
Perfect_Timing: There are two of them. (11:53pm)
Perfect_Timing: Lovelace movies. (11:53pm)
Pie: and none at home... (11:53pm)
Perfect_Timing: I wonder who plays Thora Birch's mother. (11:53pm)
Pie: Love Old Lace Movies (11:53pm)
Perfect_Timing: She's naked a lot. (11:54pm)
Perfect_Timing: Juno, that is. (11:54pm)
Perfect_Timing: Herbert... HERBERT!! (11:55pm)
Aslan: Why does Hollywood always cast straight actors in gay roles? Can't find gay actors in L.A. ? (11:56pm)
Perfect_Timing: James Franco plays Hugh Hefner??? (11:56pm)
Perfect_Timing: And speaking of Deep Throat, Chloe Sevigny is in the cast... Hmmmm... (11:57pm)
Pie: Its Krop (11:58pm)
Pie: says hello to it (11:59pm)
Pie: what gone caller know? (11:59pm)
Dr. Penny: does the sleeping bag have helium in it? (12:01am)
Perfect_Timing: But it's Captain Jack, so it's apropos. (12:03am)
God,: There is no... (12:04am)
Perfect_Timing: The other Lovelace movie is "Inferno".. It's the one that was supposed to star LiLo.. And is now start (12:04am)
LSD: Flip out on me! (12:04am)
Perfect_Timing: Grrrr... (12:04am)
Perfect_Timing: And is now starring, get this: Sasha Grey. (12:05am)
LSD: I'll get that sasha grey (12:05am)
Dr. Penny: Take us down Bear Daddy Fantasy! (12:05am)
Perfect_Timing: Because it's Captain Jack.. A drug song.. Sheez... (12:05am)
Perfect_Timing: Drugs on Lawn Guyland (12:06am)
LSD: Guys in Drugland (12:06am)
KroBecleSes: I'll Hang! (12:07am)
KroBecleSes: in Barstow... (12:07am)
KroBecleSes: the strangled show, that is. (12:07am)
KroBecleSes: maybe the batteries are out on my phone (12:08am)
Dr Notfiasco: "Huh?!" (12:09am)
Perfect_Timing: He did a lot of coke.. (12:09am)
Dr. Penny: Up next, the Storytellers read the mail order guide to making your own basement meth lab (12:11am)
Breaking Mad: Done already, like this show.... (12:12am)
NHLG: Bye. Gone. Done. Eat our Radio Dust. See footnote: fished (12:12am)
Perfect_Timing: Bybye (12:13am)

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