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August 7, 2013 10:00pm
The Doctor is about to regenerate. However, and thanks to Obamacare, The Doctor will regenerate into an aggressive, profane and feared apparachik for the government. Pimply school kids around the world are finally about to get a timely lord lesson in doty mares, wanker cockups and fucking pogs. This is a game changer, and good product for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

Now, since according to Neil Gaiman, the role of the 12th Doctor was turned down by the most gifted black actor in the Empire thus setting in motion an unprecedented opportunity to experiment with some OLD WHITE GUY AS THE DOCTOR. Profound implications abound, seen as clearly as... uh...'er... wait a minute... who actually gives a fuck what Neil Gaiman thinks? If you're going to not give a fuck about something, you might as well hear it from Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly, joined by Whovian Scholars Sean Kelly, Puzzling Evidunce and KrOB.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Hey, wrap a scarf around that!

Chatroom History
August 7, 2013 10:00pm - 5:30am

Reptilian Overlord: hey now (10:00pm)
Reptilian Overlord: hey Sherilyn im the dude from Sanger (10:00pm)
Companion: Whitey on Gallifrey. (10:00pm)
Reptilian Overlord: the anus of california (10:01pm)
Reptilian Overlord: im ready to have my brain split apart (10:02pm)
Reptilian Overlord: wish i had some straight dxm (10:02pm)
Companion: Girl Doooooctor. (10:02pm)
Reptilian Overlord: this show on 4meopcp sounds metallic (10:02pm)
Reptilian Overlord: infinite slices of metallic flanges making up the sound (10:04pm)
Companion: Can you crash show into Buckingham Palace, please? (10:05pm)
Reptilian Overlord: it wouldnt be enough to get the bunkers and dungeons (10:06pm)
Companion: (10:06pm)
Reptilian Overlord: (10:09pm)
Companion: KrOB!!!!!! (10:11pm)
Dr. Penny: Who doesn't love KrOB??????? (10:14pm)
Companion: Pete refuses to transmit the hug to KrOB. (10:15pm)
Companion: I don't think Sarah specified a GFE. (10:16pm)
Reptilian Overlord: You guys really sound like you need the seminar (10:18pm)
Reptilian Overlord: I mean really (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: what woody allen movie is that? (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: is this a new one? (10:20pm)
Sherilyn: Blue Jasmine, yep. Playing now, shot in SF. (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: so you liked it? (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: those are some strong review liners (10:21pm)
Sherilyn: The review bits are from here: (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: stelllllaaaaaaaa (10:22pm)
Sherilyn: And, I liked it. Mostly. I'm still too much in love with Woody's 70s output to be fair to his new movies. (10:22pm)
Companion: He should remake (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: thx (10:22pm)
Companion: He should remake "Last Tango in Paris," but be on the receiving end of the butter. (10:22pm)
Companion: Missing Persons (10:23pm)
Reptilian Overlord: icky icky icky kpang fuckin zoom (10:25pm)
Companion: I'll take nursery rhymes with "cock" for $200, Alex. (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: "Give it to me hippie!" -- shouted by Huell while getting head from a long haired man. (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: get the buttah (10:31pm)
Companion: Can you believe there were nerds recording Dr. Who off the TV speaker with reel-to-reel recorders, which is why there is any record of some lost episodes? (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: I can appreciate what you're saying about the WA films of the 70's, but your review snippet sounds like it has issues (10:34pm)
Reptilian Overlord: stoney (10:34pm)
Companion: He only did 5.5 hours last week. (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: "Give it to me hippie!" (10:35pm)
Reptilian Overlord: stoned air lint glad (10:35pm)
Companion: "That's amazUNNNNNGH!" (10:35pm)
Sherilyn: VJ -- because *I* have issues, obviously. (But they link to my full review, fwiw.) (10:36pm)
Sherilyn: Companion -- absolutely I can believe it. I did similar things with other shows in the early 80s. (10:36pm)
Companion: I will also admit to this geekery in the 1970s, but no tape is extant. (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: I think we're on the same page as far as his films are concerned. I'll still see it for sure. he's so prolific, it's amazing he can even still make likable stuff. I don't expect manhattan. (10:38pm)
Reptilian Overlord: Fblog%2F%3Fp%3D29&ei=3C4DUq_9DMHviQL tn4CgBQ&psig=AFQjCNHOaj16IiWuMNjE0Sz V00MhFJqNgw&ust=1376026716279228 (10:39pm)
Companion: Once again -- as with alternative education in the 1970s -- there will be an attempt at legitimacy which will fuck up everything good and bear no fruit. (10:40pm)
Companion: As a communications major, I hope you find the communications major in the bunch and toss him out a window. (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: I thought you were trying to get the listeners to stop listening! (10:41pm)
Reptilian Overlord: The problem is the point, there is none. (10:42pm)
Sherilyn: White Album - Side 1 x 100 -- (10:43pm)
Companion: I came. (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: and so did Huell (10:44pm)
Companion: I was just about to request Rockin' the Tardis. I think I might be Sherilyn in another time-stream. (10:51pm)
sophiesunset: hey pete! text sean kelly the door code (10:54pm)
sophiesunset: door code that is. (10:55pm)
sophiesunset: or drop the sonic screwdriver out the window on a string (10:55pm)
Companion: (10:57pm)
Companion: Depressing statistic: Word count of the entry for Henry David Thoreau: 6505. entry for The Doctor: 21,094 words. (10:59pm)
Sherilyn: Thank you for listening to THE TARDIS! (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: And be sure not to misspell it: (11:00pm)
Companion: Yeah! It's the drug portion of the show! (11:02pm)
Poo: on portion control (11:03pm)
Companion: Bloop! (11:07pm)
Companion: Everybody drink! Flange! (11:09pm)
Companion: That's why this is my favorite show. Fuck libertarians! (11:12pm)
Companion: Tvarves. (11:12pm)
Companion: Twarrow. (11:13pm)
Companion: GirlNavi (11:14pm)
Dr. Penny: They're gonna have a Navi land at the new Shanghai Disneyland. (11:15pm)
sophiesunset: and now there are comics... (11:17pm)
Dr. Penny: I've never seen a complete episode either. (11:17pm)
Companion: But some of the arcs of the Fourth Doctor are like 19 episodes long. (11:17pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhh, yes, load them all!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:17pm)
Companion: I gave my daughter every single episode for Christmas, thanks to Intenet theft. (11:18pm)
Dr. Penny: And Bear Daddy Fantasy can take the episodes down!!!!! (11:21pm)
Poo: is with Girl Navi (11:25pm)
Poo: called chief whip in Parliment. (11:26pm)
Poo: like Francis Uckhart? (11:26pm)
Smiles: So, Love Me. (11:27pm)
Smiles: , they're just bein' all AM right now... (11:29pm)
Rock M. Quarry, Esquire: Dey hates me... (11:31pm)
Sherilyn: Sod off, Quarry! (11:32pm)
Rock M. Quarry, Esquire: I'm off to tell me MP 'bout NHLG... (11:32pm)
Sorry,: Never having to say... (11:35pm)
Sorry,: I could be watching the 3:00 AM movie... (11:39pm)
Sorry,: I could have been from Sutherland... (11:40pm)
Sorry,: I could have been watching Deadwood... (11:41pm)
Sorry,: I could have been mental... (11:43pm)
sophiesunset: THE HEDGEHOG (11:44pm)
Ron Jeremy: Leave me alone. (11:44pm)
Dr. Penny: "Give it to me hippie!" (11:44pm)
sophiesunset: THE HEDGEHOG (11:45pm)
Perfect_Timing: He mentions horse cock quite a bit often... (11:45pm)
The Hedgehog: is an anti-submarine weapon of the '50's (11:46pm)
Perfect_Timing: Twaaaaaaaat (11:46pm)
Perfect_Timing: You mean beaver...? (11:46pm)
Perfect_Timing: I mean, you know the guy? (11:46pm)
No,: Quim... (11:46pm)
Muffins: for ears (11:47pm)
Perfect_Timing: The action figure had a name. (11:47pm)
Bob Mark: is a martian (11:48pm)
Companion: goonightk, sinners (11:48pm)
Perfect_Timing: "Boushh" (11:48pm)
Ron Jerryme: ......mental...... (11:49pm)
Perfect_Timing: (11:49pm)
sophiesunset: BAG END (11:49pm)
Billmebo: Bag Ends (11:50pm)
Billmebo: Shower Theme (11:50pm)
sophiesunset: (11:50pm)
Perfect_Timing: And there's much controversy about Star Wars Boushh looking like Star Trek Breen... (11:51pm)
Perfect_Timing: I know about the Puppet. (11:54pm)
Perfect_Timing: It played the devil in one of the last episodes of TZL SX. (11:55pm)
Evil Poupee: Massive Gay Attack (11:59pm)
The StoryTellers: Hurry Up!!! (12:01am)
sophiesunset: back bench (12:04am)
sophiesunset: not back bend (12:04am)
The StoryTellers: ROBOODJ!!!!!!!! (12:05am)
Poo: SEAN KELLEY HELP US!!!!!!!!!! (12:05am)
vj pussycat: four days till breaking bad : ) (12:09am)
sophiesunset: weeping angels scarier than scottish piglet (12:12am)
sophiesunset: eccleston also scottish (12:14am)
sophiesunset: ALIEN (12:16am)
Perfect_Timing: The Church Lady (12:18am)

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