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THE FINAL BROADCAST
PANDERING TO THE LISTENERS
October 2, 2013 10:00pm
Yeah, we like to pretend we don't care. We do a show with two hours of North Korean patriotic marching music slowed down 1000% with a ton of reverb and if have three listeners, two of which are grinding rust off sheet metal and another who lives in a trailer in Atascadero and has "reality handling issues", so what?

But after all this time, who are we fooling, really? Let's face it, we like to be liked.

So, in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND we are going to grovel for your approval like a dachshund who just peed in the living room rug.

We'll play anything Pitchfork thinks is cool, give foot massages to each caller, and have a raffle; the prize is Karen Carpenter won't come to your house. So please, please, tune in tonight for a show with The Hardest Working Man in Unemployment Bob-Marc, Self Esteem Vacuum Generator Karen Carpenter and Part-time Estonian Super Model Sherilyn Connelly with a special Camel Appearance (yes, he will bring his daughter's stuffed camel into the studio) by Dr. Fiasco.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Artistic Vision? Ya said Artistic Vision? Why, we've got yer Artistic Vision Right Heah' !!!

Chatroom History
October 2, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: NHLG rocks the house!!!!! (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: does this chatterbox work or not? (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: It obvii (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: It obviously seems to work for both you and me. (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: so it does (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: only on the phone apparently (10:44pm)

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