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November 6, 2013 10:00pm
Yes, we all agree that the American Psychological Association's arbitrary and capricious formula for the citation of references is leading to the downfall of civilization and delaying the New World Order, but their abomination is nothing compared to the horrors of the American Psychiatric Association. Yes, THAT APA! Exactly where do they come off claiming to categorize mental people with a checklist? And what is this thing they call "mental illness" anyway, as if such an obvious fallacy could exist? Are they crazy?

Join mentalists with disgusting specialties; Karen Carpenter (Chemicals In-balance), Bob-Marc (Requited Desires), Sherilyn Connelly (Friends Are Magic Oppressive Disorder), KrOB (Dissociative Disorder Not Otherwise Specified), and Puzzling Evidence (Multimedia Hoarding Syndrome), in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND... a show that Martin Seligman calls "Learned Helplessness".

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Fun Fact.... the APA website is "".

Chatroom History
November 6, 2013 10:00pm - 5:30am

Alan B.: End the citation oppression! (10:01pm)
Alan B.: MLA today! (10:02pm)
Alan B.: How many people I know HAVEN'T been diagnosed with a psychiatstric disorder. (10:03pm)
Alan B.: Scientologists love footnotes. (10:04pm)
Dazed and confused: I'm decadent (10:14pm)
Alan B.: How's your window installtation, Mr. Goldie? (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: where is everybody? (10:17pm)
Alan B.: All six listeners. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: KrOB abolished listeners and methods for counting them. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: (10:23pm)
Alan B.: ^^ Never mind, shit the bed. (10:23pm)
Alan B.: (10:24pm)
Alan B.: ^^ Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Bring back the madhouse! Titticut Follies: (10:27pm)
Alan B.: ACTUAL AUDIO SHOW CONTENT: Bad Diagnosis For New Psychiatry 'Bible' (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Lou Reed was a little crazy: (10:32pm)
Alan B.: My e-meter is pinging. (10:33pm)
1950: Sure...... (10:35pm)
Alan B.: Knowledge Report: L. Ron Hubbard and the Evil Psychs (10:35pm)
Vapors: are cool. (10:35pm)
Cylon: By Your Command (10:37pm)
Homocylonality: will make you sane. (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Scientology - Psychiatrists to blame for 9/11 attacks (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Capitalists. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Dropped acid? (10:41pm)
Leary: dropped out (10:41pm)
Alan B.: For fuck's sake, give Bob-Marc some bandwidth this week. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Vaguely European: (10:44pm)
E Gypped: to logy (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Isn't it time for some X-Day rebroadcasts? (10:48pm)
APA: Thank you..fonnaally (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Ballad of Sigmund Freud by Chad Mitchell Trio (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Those goats are amazing! -- Heull Howser (10:54pm)
Alan B.: I love Bob, but Ray sucks. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Chatroom Abuse Disorder (10:58pm)
Alan B.: This KrOB Radio Valencia FM station ID brought to you by Emotional Freedom Techniques. Tap your way to mental health! (11:02pm)
Alan B.: KrOB! (11:03pm)
Alan B.: This hour on Nose Hair Lint Gland brought to you by Radio Valencia brand mint-flavored microphone condoms. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Hurt Hal and buy him dinosaurs. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: DSM 5 Criteria for Substance Use Disorders (11:10pm)
Alan B.: Paul Stanley is bogarting the vape. (11:10pm)
Alan B.: Yeah! KrOB fixed show! (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Should I buy Hal this lava lamp? channel=fflb&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=b v.56146854,d.aWc,pv.xjs.s.en_US.fjKN ts1I8xA.O&biw=1280&bih=615&tch=1&ech =1&psi=_jt7Uv7_O8KiyAHQ1IB4.13838080 03120.5&sa=X&ei=EDx7UoDDC8KCyAHjvoH4 Aw&ved=0CGAQ8wIwAQ (11:12pm)
Alan B.: No, wait, this one: (11:13pm)
Alan B.: Sherilyn definately didn't post on Facebook that she and Booper wanted to go into the term-paper plagiarizing business. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Mostly because APA style is bogus. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: I agreed because I wrote a paper with 50 kajillion cites and it made me cry. (11:16pm)
Watren Shiza: i like traffic lights (11:21pm)
Watren Shiza: i like traffic light (11:21pm)
Alan B.: John Travolta 'tried to perform oral sex act on Grease co-star Jeff Conaway as he was sleeping' Read more: Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Suicidal Tendencies - "Institutionalized" (11:26pm)
Alan B.: It has me galvanized. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: The FINAL BROADCAST before the building burns down. (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Is that one of Booper's relatives? (11:34pm)
Alan B.: Yeah! It's technical adjustment time1 (11:40pm)
Alan B.: theme: "This is where the troopers fell." (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Goodnight, and good luck. (11:55pm)
Alan B.: Unf. (12:00am)
vj pussycat: lava lamps are way cheaper than they used to be (12:20am)
vj pussycat: i did not (12:20am)
vj pussycat: i do have a good size collection of lava lamps (12:21am)
vj pussycat: i did not (12:22am)
vj pussycat: wimbly wambly wombly (12:34am)

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