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November 13, 2013 10:00pm
The information that Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with guest revelators KrOB and Puzzling "Lone Gunman" Evidence) present on tonight's 33RD BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND concerning the Kennedy assassination on the 33rd degree of latitude is well-known to certain news agencies who have chosen to suppress it, just as the motivation for the assassination has been plunged into cryonic secrecy. Masonic betrayal of the "common man" involves archetypes of fertility and death symbolism seemingly motivated to bring about syncretism in opposing principles in order to green Israel, rebuild the Temple of Solomon and establish a One World government.

It is by way of Masonic sorcery that the union of opposing principles is supposed to be brought about. The criminals who stage-managed Dallas in the killing of Kennedy have controlled the American people's will in exchange for a sleep without nightmares. We present this in the wake of the situation Charles Seymour alluded to: "The moralist unquestionably secures wide support; but he also wearies his audience." Most Americans are beyond being tired; the revelations have benumbed them.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Benumbing you with 33 degrees of TRUTH, yo.

Chatroom History
November 13, 2013 10:00pm - 3:30am

Maus: No (10:32pm)
Alan B. : Pantograph. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: It's a gas. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Wow! The iTunes processing of the stream is about 1000 percent better than the browser player. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: More substance abuse on NHLG. (Jalapeño) poppers. (10:42pm)
Alan B.: I wasn't going to be up, really I wasn't. But the siren song is strong. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: I'm spending next Friday listening to this on an endless loop until I can recite it: (10:48pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ The Puzzling Evidence Show - November 11th, 2013 - THE PUZZEVJFK5HOUR TALK SHOW!! (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: NHLG is always popping off strong. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Ladies don't talk about who they slept with. (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Awwwwww.... :< (10:51pm)
Alan B.: Get KrOB a mic! (10:53pm)
Bob-Marc's SO: Cut it out!!! (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Those cunts! (10:55pm)
Alan B.: The cocks, they are being sucked. (10:57pm)
DJdeadhair: COCKSUCKER !!! (10:57pm)
Dr. Penny: Bag of vagina lips. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Panda-ing! (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Bacon wrapped vagina lips. (10:59pm)
Alan B.: I agree, no one is listening. (10:59pm)
RevQueefLatino: hey fellow fartknockers (10:59pm)
RevQueefLatino: listen to Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats (11:00pm)
Alan B.: Takhomasack of vaginas. (11:00pm)
DJdeadhair: shelf vs counter. hard talk. (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Cocksuckers don't know about my building code. (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: Cold cut beef lips. (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: Wrapped in bacon. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: This hour of Nose Hair Lint Gland brought to you by Cold Cut Beef Lips, and Cocksucker-brand Vagina Lips. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Did she have a rag with The Crass safety-pinned to her jacket? (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Rub and Tug!!! (11:13pm)
Alan B.: No truth to the rumor that Annie Sprinkle is the mystery performance artitst signed for the next Ask Dr. Hal Show. (11:18pm)
DJdeadhair: Pete will be volunteering at onetaste within the week... (11:18pm)
DJdeadhair: nestling! (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Can we get teh X - Y coordinates on that upper-left quadrant dogshit? (11:19pm)
RevQueefLatino: me and dhe clid are dighd (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Is "pink fez" what Bob-Marc calls the clitoris? (11:22pm)
Dr. Penny: And the Masons have Job's Daughters. (11:22pm)
Dr. Penny: (11:24pm)
RevQueefLatino: clit (11:25pm)
DJdeadhair: stack (11:25pm)
RevQueefLatino: wheres puzz (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Lick my pussy and my crack. (11:25pm)
RevQueefLatino: smoke phenazepam (11:26pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Penny added the missing ingredient. (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: alan, you have crack?!! (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Shhhh, (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: ok (11:29pm)
Alan B.: (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Disneyland's Club 33, bitches: (11:31pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, your mind's fucking blown. (11:31pm)
Dr. Penny: Make this pussy nut!!!!! (11:34pm)
Alan B.: She seems very sex--positive. (11:34pm)
Alan B.: Mmmmmm-wah, Sherilyn! (11:37pm)
Alan B.: It's a conspiracy! (11:38pm)
Dr. Penny: I know plenty of people that've been to club 33, all i hear is super good stuff abt it. (11:39pm)
Alan B.: I'm sure it is awsome. I learned about in in some punk fanzine about masoinc conspiracies. (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Just learned from "The slow motion sound effect you hear in Dredd (2012) was based on a Justin Bieber song slowed down 800 times. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Attn: KrOB: In Star Wars (1977), "Carrie Fisher never wore a bra with this costime." (11:46pm)
Dr. Penny: JFK gets drunk at Club 33 and shoots himself in the Lincoln while overlooking the Rivers of America. (11:47pm)
Alan B.: It's a small world, after all. (11:47pm)
Dr. Penny: And then James Cameron took him to the bottom of the Mariannas Trench. (11:48pm)
Alan B.: THERE ARE NO LISTENERS! (11:49pm)
DJdeadhair: I'm not listening. (11:49pm)
Alan B.: Sex-postive discipline (11:49pm)
Alan B.: I cunt even type anymore, time for bed. (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Wait, a president got shot in the head?! (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Hey, the FCC is on the phone, they need the door code. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: The end. (12:01am)
DJdeadhair: yes!! my favorite segment! (12:03am)
DJdeadhair: oh yes, scissor lift very much (12:05am)
Alan B.: For $145, a fully-dressed man will use a scissor lift on your clitoris. (12:06am)
DJdeadhair: i (12:07am)
DJdeadhair: 'd rather use a clitoris on a scissor lift, personally. (12:08am)
DJdeadhair: probably similar pricepoint as well (12:08am)
Alan B.: Mmmmmm-wah! (12:11am)
vj pussycat: :( (12:12am)
Alan B.: You know that they are calling us assholes with a lot of love. (12:13am)
vj pussycat: yes. I know. <3 (12:40am)
vj pussycat: have you seen my cigarettes (12:44am)

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