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November 20, 2013 10:00pm
From the 666th floor of the Texas School Book Suppository, Larry Harvey Oswald fired three shots across Dealey Playa, briefly wounding Governor Sherilyn Connelly and repeatedly killing President Cape Kennedy. While these facts are undisputed, much of the human population on Earth remains ignorant of the conspiracy of NASA astronauts, long sworn to secrecy, who, under the direction of Mission Control at the Ex-Vice-President Johnson Manned Space Flight Center in nearby Houston, engineered the most daring space assassination ever attempted. What was the motive behind this seemingly senseless act of presidenticide? Tune in tonight to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND as space historian Karen Carpenter, zero-gravity toilet designer Bob-Marc, former Governor Connelly, Mission Specialist KrOB, and the man who pulls all the strings Puzzling Evidence, calmly explain everything using small words, charts, arrows, and their inside voices.


Chatroom History
November 20, 2013 10:00pm - 5:30am

FBI: Try making nose now. (10:21pm)
CIA: Try making gland now. (10:22pm)
Dr. Penny: Did the surgeries give him a third nostril? (10:35pm)
DJdeadhair: lower than apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur (11:05pm)
BingusBasher: TURN PUZ EV UP!!! (11:37pm)
Alan B.: What did I miss? Is Kennedy still dead? (11:53pm)
Alan B.: JFK in Weekend at Bernies. (11:54pm)
Alan B.: Yes, Puzz Ev has the shitty mic. (11:54pm)
Alan B.: My favorite stoner. I like that darn Sagan better than Tommy Chong (11:55pm)
Alan B.: The other thing is bomb Cambodia. (11:56pm)
Alan B.: I prefer Mansonite. (11:57pm)
Alan B.: That's Dr. Hal's beer song. (11:59pm)
Alan B.: The end. (12:00am)
Alan B.: No asshole listeners. (12:01am)
Alan B.: Oh, THOSE Jewish people. (12:06am)
Alan B.: Did Joe Kennedy help FDR shove the MS St. Louis away from the dock and back to Europe? (12:07am)
Alan B.: Joe Kennedy on the Jews: (12:08am)
Alan B.: Rose Kennedy Interview (Merv Griffin Show 1969) (12:10am)
Alan B.: That Media Burn video was the opening credits of WTTW's Image Union program of independent videos. (12:17am)
Alan B.: Sweet! (12:27am)
Alan B.: I'm actually taking a 1/2 day tomorrow, so I'll be fresh. (12:28am)
Alan B.: You go pre-empted by classical music. (12:29am)
Alan B.: Single-bullet Oligopoly. (12:30am)
Alan B.: :-_ (12:34am)
Alan B.: John was nice to me, sort of. (12:35am)
Alan B.: Cheap at twice the price. (12:35am)
Alan B.: G'nite. (12:37am)
vj pussycat: I'm not listening (2:43am)

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