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THE FINAL BROADCAST
RADIO FREE VALENCIA, Tonight on Radio Europe!
November 27, 2013 9:00pm
Last year, the contributions of 16 million Americans to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's Crusade for Freedom made possible the World Freedom Bell, symbol of hope and freedom for the communist-dominated peoples of Eastern Europe -- and built the powerful, 135,000-watt Radio Free Valencia transmitter in Western Germany. This station daily pierces the Iron Curtain with the truth, answering the lies of the Kremlin and bringing a message of hope to millions trapped behind the Iron Curtain.

Grateful letters from listeners smuggled past the secret police express thanks to Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly of Radio Free Valencia for identifying Communist quislings and informers by name. (Those names are KrOB and Puzzling Evidence.) Tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is your chance to fight Communists.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Let freedumb ring.

Chatroom History
November 27, 2013 9:00pm - 5:30am

Agent Aslan: /):@;":!-$)//@"-@- (9:59pm)
Dr. Penny: Is this actually Dr. Fiasco impersonating Shawn Kelly? (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: Take us down Dr. Fiasco!!!!!! (10:25pm)
Dr. Fiasco: This guy doing the Sean Kelly impersonation is pretty good. Not perfect, but close enough (10:26pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Freedom from NHLG-induced seizures (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: Oh please let them stop! (10:29pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Dave will still have you if you don't get along with your robot overlord, Mr. Sean Kelly impersonator (10:29pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I wanted Sean Kelly to work with me (10:30pm)
Dr. Fiasco: The Sand People were the Hopis. (10:31pm)
Dr. Fiasco: It's the Walrus Team 7 iPad (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: And look where their pogo sticks in the sand got them. (10:32pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Play some Mohamed! (10:33pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Dr. Fiasco would rather sand his forehead with 40 grit sandpaper than to listen to this Special Olympisc of radio shows (10:34pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Low Power to the Low People (10:34pm)
Dr. Fiasco: How about some Mohamed Wardi now? The wah wah one... (10:35pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Sherilyn is a Passivist (10:35pm)
Dr. Fiasco: You can purge with lukewarm brine. Works for anorexics everywhere (10:37pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Bizaro KrOB (10:37pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Why must we talk about Doylestown every goddamn show? (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: KC loves Doylestown. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Kill a Commie for Krishna. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Chicago's fabled Riverview amusement park closed in 1966 because black folks started going there. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Which president gets shot this week? (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Dr. Fiasco! (10:44pm)
Dr. Fiasco: howdy (10:44pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Wasn't Bootsy Collins in the Illuminati (10:45pm)
Alan B.: This Chatbox now has Bob Avakian cancer: http://bit.ly/18pmodS (10:46pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Heck I'd take Nixon (10:46pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Kennedy sucked though (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Me too. (10:46pm)
Dr. Fiasco: You sucked? (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Sure, but I like Nixon more than Obama. Nixon actually turned to drink when he got criticized. Obama doesn't give a fuck. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: What haven't I sucked? (10:48pm)
Tracy: The bullet was curly (10:48pm)
Tracy: Hitler (10:49pm)
Tracy: dammit (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Curley Hitler? (10:49pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I'm the only Ghey Heetler Retawrd in the village (10:49pm)
Alan B.: You gay retard spaz QSL requester. (10:49pm)
Tracy: this song makes my ear itch (10:49pm)
Tracy: where are you? (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Moe! Larry! The Jews! (10:49pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Anyway, this Bob Avakian sounds like a reasonable guy? How do I send all my money to further his cause? (10:50pm)
Alan B.: ALL OF IT! (10:50pm)
Dr. Fiasco: yup (10:50pm)
Tracy: Why didn't Hitler drink Gin? (10:51pm)
Dr. Fiasco: The hadron collider is on? (10:51pm)
Alan B.: Particles accellerating. (10:51pm)
Dr. Fiasco: oh boy (10:51pm)
Alan B.: Engines to power! Turbines to speed! (10:51pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Vapor turbines (10:52pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Are they supercritical yet? (10:52pm)
Tracy: Everybodys seen that... so 2 months ago. (10:53pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I know. Let's play the stuff from 2 years ago. (10:53pm)
Tracy: Chocolate Rain? (10:53pm)
Alan B.: They got the vapors. (10:53pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Anyway, as I was saying, Kennedy sucked. (10:54pm)
Tracy: That video with the cat? (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Why? I mean, it seems like he just taxed and spent. (10:54pm)
Dr. Fiasco: He pretty much started the Vietnam War or at least took it to a whole new level (10:54pm)
Dr. Fiasco: And as far as foreign policy goes he made Reagan look like Santa Claus (10:54pm)
Dr. Fiasco: And Santa Claus made Pol Pot look like... well, Pol Pot. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Camelot was a pretty cool guy. eh caught a bullet in the head and doesn't afraid of anybody. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Plus, Kennedy was a fantastic rapist. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Fiasco ragequit Kennedy. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (10:58pm)
CopyBob: I'm playing Assasins Creed IV on my PS4 so...there (10:58pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I remember the Food Fighters... Dave Grohl played drums no? (10:59pm)
Alan B.: Oh, KrOB! That's the funniest fucking thing I've heard in days. (10:59pm)
Alan B.: I'm playing Star Trek on my TRS-80 Model II. http://bit.ly/18pnoyy (11:00pm)
Dr. Fiasco: You could dress as doctors and go around saying "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?" (11:01pm)
Alan B.: This hour of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND brought to you by Gene Simmons screaming at the fucking audience. (11:02pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I know. Every time I had to park in that Kaiser garage I was always hoping for the earthquake please not to happen right now. (11:03pm)
Alan B.: And then I played Spacewar on my PDP-11. http://bit.ly/18pnypy%28video_game%2 9 (11:03pm)
Dr. Fiasco: And Kaiser Permanente sure beats Fuhrer Permanente. Or Il Duce Permanente. Or even Dear Leader Permanente (11:03pm)
Alan B.: I mean http://bit.ly/18pnF4t (11:03pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Spanganga! (11:04pm)
Alan B.: I approve of that dictator-related joke. (11:04pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I live for approval (11:04pm)
Alan B.: X Marx the spot. (11:04pm)
Nice Man: TZ zoo at RV.fm (11:05pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Dalek relaxation tape! (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Karen Carpenter?! Judging people?!! (11:06pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I'm watching I, Claudius... (11:06pm)
Alan B.: I fucking LOVED I, Claudius. I was 11 when it aired. (11:06pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Doing the math here. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Young me would have failed the Dr. Who test. (11:07pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Who saw the Dr. Who game on the Google page? (11:07pm)
Alan B.: I also loved all of those videotaped Shakespere adaptations. (11:07pm)
Dr. Fiasco: We should all watch more Masterpiece Theater (11:08pm)
Alan B.: The Dr. Who movie is NOT canon!! (11:08pm)
Dr. Fiasco: The Western Canon as compiled by Harold Bloom? (11:08pm)
JFK: In Dealy Plaza, It's always November 22, 1963! (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Pbbbbbbbt. (11:08pm)
JFK: Canons are a different sort of priest (11:09pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Bizarro KrOB in the studio (11:09pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Dr. Fiasco is busy masturbating (11:10pm)
Puzzling Evidence: I agree with Pete, people have to post in chatrooms with their real names. (11:10pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I'm smurt like dat (11:11pm)
Alan B.: I wish Harold Bloom had spent time considering the value of the various Dr. Who incarnations. (11:11pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Let's take Christopher Cross to the bottom of the Mariana Trench (11:12pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Kuntz! (11:12pm)
Dr. Fiasco: All the standards (11:13pm)
Clicking noises: We wuv KroB (11:13pm)
Alan B.: I am a gay retard for KrOB. (11:14pm)
A Hitler: Me, too (11:14pm)
Dr. Fiasco: When Bon Jovi moved to Albuquerque where did Albuquerque move to? (11:14pm)
Twilite Zone: Use me!! (11:14pm)
Alan B.: My scissorlift brings all the boys to the yard, (11:14pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I think the Hadron Colider is working no? (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Now, HERE are nerds: (11:16pm)
Alan B.: The first operational version of the game, finished by February 1962, contained a randomly generated background starfield. However, the inaccuracy and lack of realism annoyed Samson, so he wrote a program based on real star charts that scrolled slowly: at any one time, 45% of the night sky was visible, every star down to the fifth magnitude. (11:17pm)
Alan B.: 45% of the night sky was visible, every star down to the fifth magnitude. (11:17pm)
Bob Jovi: leave me flone (11:17pm)
Alan B.: That's "Bob" Jovi (11:17pm)
Alan B.: The Star Wars Holiday Special http://bit.ly/1b642bK (11:18pm)
Bob Jovi: Hee hee he sayed "sky wa (11:18pm)
Luke Skywarmer: Thanks. (11:19pm)
Alan B.: I lol'd (11:19pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I don't think you're playing enough things all at the same time. (11:20pm)
Dr. Fiasco: WE NEED MORE THINGS (11:20pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Thanks for impersonating Sean Kelly (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Fake Sean Kelly needs Hadrons for the road. (11:21pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Fake Sean Kelly don't do Hadrons (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Good for him. They make one stupid and weak. (11:21pm)
Alan B.: I'll have his serving. (11:21pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Also, make Yoohoos with Nachos covered with condensed milk seem like a reasonable idea (11:22pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Bizarro Sean Kelly will now mount his realiable burro Cervantes and ride into the sunset. (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Ask the FCC for the doorcode, they'll be along later. (11:23pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Shh.... it's the super sekrit Radio Valencia studio (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Mmmmmmmwah! (11:25pm)
Dr. Fiasco: White People in Space. Now what does that remind me of? (11:25pm)
Alan B.: What's a knee grow? (11:26pm)
Alan B.: KrautHateRock (11:26pm)
Dr. Fiasco: "The Germans have a lot of words that mean a lot of things". Thanks for the information Bob Marc (11:26pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Quisling was Norwegian. Check out Operation Grouse (11:27pm)
Alan B.: But the Czechs? Just a few words that mean few things. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, Dr. Fiasco, they have it totally wrong. (11:27pm)
Dr. Fiasco: http://bit.ly/1b658V0 (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Fred Hampton is by far my favorite Communist. http://bit.ly/1b65bAa (11:29pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I think this Bob Avakian is on to something (11:29pm)
Alan B.: He's BAsically correct. (11:30pm)
Dr. Fiasco: right. (11:30pm)
Alan B.: Thanks for the link, Dr. F, will watch later. (11:30pm)
Dr. Fiasco: REVERB. erb...erb...erb... (11:31pm)
Dr. Fiasco: No problem Alan B. Another good one: (11:32pm)
Dr. Fiasco: http://bit.ly/1b65uel (11:32pm)
GehlenOrg: Death Ray Sond Power, NOW!\ (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Bong! (11:34pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Mr. Shit! (11:34pm)
Karen Carpenter: Mr. Shit? Prove you are Dr Fiasco! (11:35pm)
Alan B.: So, did they ship Trotsky back to Russia so Stalin could fuck his ice axe wound? (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Hipster Jazz (11:37pm)
Sherilyn: This page here! http://bit.ly/1b668bM%22Weird_Al%22_ Yankovic_polka_medleys (11:39pm)
Alan B.: This is fucking genius WAY: http://bit.ly/1b668sc (11:39pm)
Sherilyn: Or this, even: (11:40pm)
Sherilyn: Fine, chat box. BE THAT WAY. (11:40pm)
Alan B.: :( (11:41pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Sorry, I was making love to my wife. What was the question again? (11:43pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Another great Yankovic classic: (11:44pm)
Dr. Fiasco: http://bit.ly/1b66DCy (11:44pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I'm sure KrOB can make some good use of that (11:45pm)
Alan B.: That's size-ist. I'm telling Juan Rapido. (11:45pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Juan Rapido and I share the same urinol as brothers. (11:46pm)
Alan B.: This video is awesome. (11:46pm)
Dr. Fiasco: i know. it's hypnotic. (11:46pm)
Dr. Fiasco: all that bouncing... (11:47pm)
Dr. Fiasco: i can't hear a word you're saying (11:48pm)
Alan B.: I'm glad there's no test on this unit. (11:48pm)
Wolfman: Just crossin the street bro (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Wolfman, give me the keys to the radio station! You're all messed up on show! (11:50pm)
Wolfman: Ok wait...now what I do? (12:01am)
Alan B.: Poof! (12:13am)
Karen Carpenter: My phone is there, right? (2:27am)
Karen Carpenter: what are you going to do about it? (2:36am)
Karen Carpenter: my phone? (2:37am)

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