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THE FINAL BROADCAST
LAWRENCE OF VALENCIA
December 18, 2013 10:00pm
ENGLISH! You may drink from the radio well. That... that thing over there may not. It is not a true listener. It is scum from the chatbox, let it fester with the other stink in there. Drink deep of the sweet radio waters.

Why is it, English, that you are so unhappy? Do you not like our hospitality? ... all the wine, the women, the bacon-wrapped blasphemy? Our detailed explanations of San Francisco building codes? The long unbelievable stories from Doylestown? REVERB ReVerb reverb ? I AM GENEROUS AND ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN!

ENGLISH! Eat this fig and sleep now. Tomorrow we ride to Aqaba, check out the bazaar, take in a movie and kill the infidels. It will be fun, Allah the Compassionate guarantees it. Bring your boy-servant, your rugs, your tea set, your copy of The Golden Bough and your mp3 player. I've got a righteous mix of Mohammad Wardi for the road. It sure beats that FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND with heathen god worshipers Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, Bob-Marc and the other low power forms of life.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: "If I was to be an actor, I would love to be like Peter O'Toole." - Peter O'Toole


Chatroom History
December 18, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Alan B. : Okay, my technical difficulties are now complete. SVCHOST has been vanquished. (10:19pm)
Alan B. : Does she get to sleep with Valerie Perrine? (10:24pm)
Alan B. : There is nothing wrong with NHLG. It is a flawless gem of triva. (10:25pm)
Alan B. : Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. . . (10:28pm)
Alan B. : Peter O'Toole: Double-phallic name. (10:28pm)
Alan B. : If I were truly plastered, could I do this? (10:32pm)
2:26 into it...: : : : http://bit.ly/1epS70F (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Man, I'm missing a lot of this episode. Goddamn computer (11:04pm)
Alan B.: What's wrong with KrOB? (11:07pm)
Alan B.: A-choo. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: I'm afraid that I'm not shitting up the chatroom as much as usual. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Oh, shit, I did, too. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Not guilty. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: What's the statute of limitations on spreading affluenza? (11:12pm)
Alan B.: I remember when Peter O'Toole was bigger than Allah. (11:14pm)
Alan B.: The Ronnie Biggs Song /f Sex Pistols: http://bit.ly/1epUZL7 (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Harry Ronnie and his lover in a luke-warm hot tub. EWWWWW! (11:15pm)
Alan B.: The Bags - We Don't Need The English http://bit.ly/1epVvZv (11:21pm)
Alan B.: I cannot wait for next week's show. (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Guardian: Can we find a cure for affluenza? http://bit.ly/1epVCEs (11:22pm)
Alan B.: STOP TALKING ABOUT SHIT YOU KNOW ABOUT! (11:25pm)
Alan B.: IT BURNS! (11:25pm)
Alan B.: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz (11:26pm)
Alan B.: The house that fell down owned by the former member of the inspection board or whatever? (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Collapsed home owned by San Francisco port commissioner http://bit.ly/1epW3Pg (11:28pm)
Alan B.: My graduation ceremony is Saturday at 2 p.m. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Pete, take your affulenza and start another non-pirate non-low-power podcast studio. (11:31pm)
Alan B.: NIST Christmas Tree Fire Test http://bit.ly/1epWysy (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Thanks for the Groucho. (11:34pm)
tracy: Presents!!! (11:34pm)
tracy: Hello! (11:34pm)
Alan B.: Children need myths, you grouchy old cynic. (11:35pm)
tracy: I got your crampus right here! (11:35pm)
Alan B.: A Very Venture Christmas: http://bit.ly/1epWQ2w (11:37pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Fast forward to about 9 mins in to find Krampus (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Santa goes to jail http://bit.ly/1epX6yu (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Dunaway and Peter O'Toole earned Golden Raspberry Award nominations for Worst Actress and Worst Actor, respectively, http://bit.ly/1epXdKo%28film%29 (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Although it is canon with the Superman films starring Christopher Reeve, it was not included in any of Warner Bros.' Superman DVD or Blu-ray box sets. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: Harry Paratestes (11:45pm)
Alan B.: George Strait All My Ex's Live In Texas Live http://bit.ly/1epXxZQ (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Phantoms (film) - Phantoms is a 1998 American science fiction horror film adapted from the 1983 novel Phantoms by Dean Koontz. http://bit.ly/1epXLjB%28film%29#Cast (11:49pm)
Alan B.: X - Dancing with Tears in my Eyes http://bit.ly/1epY2D6 (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Harlan Ellison Pay the Writer http://bit.ly/1epYeCe (11:55pm)
Alan B.: How droll. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: G'nite, NHLG. Enjoy your X-Mas, and be safe. (11:59pm)
Alan B.: He's calling from inside the house! (12:03am)
Alan B.: Bon soir. (12:07am)
Alan B.: Go away, Leave us listeners alone. (12:08am)

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