Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before. Starring Nicholas Cage as Captain James T. Kirk. John Cage as Vulcan Lt. Commander Spock. Music by Cage the Elephant.

Tonight's Episode... The Cage.

Screenplay by Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, and Bob-Marc. Special Effects by KrOB. Extended Director's Cut by Puzzling Evidence. FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND included on the box DVD collection.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Completely original.


Chatroom History
April 2, 2014 9:00pm - 4:30am

NHLG: pre-NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND... waste of space (9:25pm)
NHLG: Ron Rapido will hate me for this one (9:41pm)
Kat Herding: you must be just what I needed (10:22pm)
Kat Herding: operators are standing by... (10:28pm)
Kat Herding: http://bit.ly/1k1wff6 (10:31pm)
Perfect Timing: Ummmmm, SPOILER?? (10:46pm)
Perfect Timing: Well, this isn't working... (10:47pm)
Perfect Timing: Ugh... Lag. (10:47pm)