April 23, 2014 10:00pm


Buy, buy, buy, buy a bond, and by and by, the bonds you buy will bring you victory. Buy, buy, buy, buy a bond, and you'll be standing by the victory arch when Juan Rapido comes marching home again.

The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is no time to say you've done enough. This is the time to really do your stuff. And even if you can't be a soldier in the ranks like Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, you can be the person that helps supply the guns and planes and tanks.

This is the time for you to do your best. This is no time for you to take a rest. The enemy is reeling and his morale is low, so now's the time to fall in line and deal the final blow.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Buy a bond... or some raffle tickets.

Chatroom History
April 23, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: Mystery show. (10:01pm)
Alan B.: Gary U.S. Bonds : Quarter To Three ( 1961 ) (10:02pm)
Alan B.: Show theme: (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Bonded for Life (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Bugs Bunny: Any Bonds Today (Full Version) (W/ Lyrics) (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Bing Sings "Buy Buy Bonds" (10:06pm)
Alan B.: No, seriously, what's the show theme? (10:07pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Sherilyn! (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Hi, KrOB! (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Marc! (10:08pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Karen! (10:09pm)
Alan B.: ... or kill KrOB! (10:09pm)
Alan B.: When you invite me to your show on Facebook, can _I_ fly to San Francisco and sit on the beluga foreskin couch? (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Those are love taps. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Oh, I'm aware. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: It never does to meet radio folks. They are introverts who like attention. AWK-ward. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: That's hilarious. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Oh, are you fundraising? I would give you some, (10:19pm)
Alan B.: but I already gave it all to Hal. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: Test (10:22pm)
Alan B.: His name is Schicklgruber! (10:25pm)
Alan B.: When will these bonds mature? (10:27pm)
Alan B.: John and Mary Schicklgruber. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Hitler Never Really Was Schicklgruber (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Remember when we praised and supported Labor, instead of shitting on it? (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Taps for Booper. (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Yeah! (10:31pm)
Alan B.: "Are you buying a 1999 Saturn?" "No! That would be silly." (10:31pm)
Alan B.: "I'm buying a 2002 Saturn." (10:32pm)
Alan B.: I LOL'd (10:32pm)
Sherilyn: You're welcome! (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Karen, what kind of van do you have for your business? If that's not personal. (10:32pm)
Alan B.: 87.9 MHz (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Sure. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Nice. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: NO SHIT! GM fucking can't stop getting rid of good vehicles. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: It might be time to shop for a new vehicle. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: I had a 1990 Astro Van, with the truck body frame. I stupidly sold it for $200 because I couldn't put baby seats in the back. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: I miss that stupid car. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: (10:37pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Always good to have a guy who can spin planets backwards selling government securities, instead of tearing Tojo's head off. (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Fuck Superman, Batman and Robin. (10:39pm)
Alan B.: I would love an Old Time Radio edition of NHLG. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: I love that Bob Hope "Thanks for the Memories" theme. (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Free Hadrons Best Hadrons (10:42pm)
Alan B.: COPA is what I get for being a fatass, I mean he gets for being a fatass (10:44pm)
Alan B.: I love and loathe Bob Hope in equal measure. Intensely. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: I didn't want to be too stalkerish on your page, Sherilyn, but I agree. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: That magical realism fella. (10:49pm)
Sherilyn: QUIT BEING A STALKER, ALAN!!!! (10:50pm)
Alan B.: I know, right?! (10:51pm)
Alan B.: LBJ's Bunghole Needs Room! (10:57pm)
Alan B.: KRONOS (11:00pm)
Alan B.: Just splice GL- and -AND together. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, guys! (11:01pm)
Alan B.: What the fuck with the war bonds? (11:01pm)
Alan B.: You mean mid-40s (11:02pm)
Alan B.: But I agree. (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Making 'Mercia free for balding, white male entertainers. (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Are we having Puzzling Evidence extra innings this morning? (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Rapeman - 'Two Nuns And a Pack Mule' Full Album HD) (11:06pm)
Alan B.: It is a catchy fucking song. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Disney's Frozen "Let It Go" Sequence Performed by Idina Menzel (11:08pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Please play in three browser tabs. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Sounds great! (11:10pm)
Alan B.: Putting the cock back in cacophany. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: cacophony (11:11pm)
Alan B.: That's it, I'm buying a goddamn raffle ticket. (11:12pm)
Raffle Ticket: Take ME!!!! (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Frozen - Let It Go (Japanese Version) %u3010Lyrics/Romaji/Trans%u3011 (11:14pm)
Alan B.: We're Bringing The War Back Home Lyrics (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Firesign Theatre - How can you be . . . Bringing the War Back Home (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Sorry, I'm an idiot. It's at 22:13 (11:32pm)
Alan B.: (11:33pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ That one works. (11:33pm)
Alan B.: John Fast (11:33pm)
Alan B.: NEVER VISIT SHOW (11:35pm)
Alan B.: (11:36pm)
Alan B.: 1941 Theme FTW (11:46pm)
Alan B.: He's not allowed! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: NOT INVITED! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Of course, he is an elder statesman and welcome in all shows. (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Dr. Hal! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: The National Tantrum. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: And now, I leave you in peace. Thanks for playing "Let It Go" too much. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: Our long, national nightmare is over. (11:59pm)
Alan B.: Okay, I'm going to stick around for 20 minutes or so of Pete and Hal schmooze. (12:02am)

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