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THE FINAL BROADCAST
BANDWIDTH OF BLOOD
May 7, 2014 10:00pm
Radio Valencia Continued Remedial Adult Education Equivalency Course #2: SAFETY.

It has come to the attention of the Administration that some students have not been applying important lessons from the most basic high school courses, i.e. those which address issues of personal safety. The courses which you missed or slept through are Health and Personal Hygiene, Wood / Metal Shop Safety and Driver's Education. These courses are particularly special, as they have given up every pretense of logical instruction based on rational self-interest, instead resorting to educating by terror: going blind, mutilations, blood loss, incurable infections and certain death. Why did they wait until you were a senior?

Tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, instructors Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, with Teaching Assistants KrOB and Puzzling Evidence, will guide you through unsafe sex, forgetting to wear your safety goggles and teenage drunk driving in the rain with bald tires.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Shit gets real.

Chatroom History
May 7, 2014 10:00pm - 2:30am

Alan B.: Elvis Costello Dust 2 http://bit.ly/SCdtiC (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Hello, ladies and germs. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Not only is Dr. Fiasco prominently featured on the RV website, but he is on the audio promos running on RoboDJ (10:19pm)
Alan B.: Will there be Spy Emerson's Fuck Truck in this episode? (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Nice podcast ya got here. Be a shame if it had a horrible traffic accident. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Something in the mix is making a horrible high-frequency squeal which disappears when someone talks on the mic. (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Disappears (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Factually inaccurate (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: sounds fine here (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all (10:25pm)
Alan B.: It is better now. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Hi, VJ Pussycat! (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Thanks, technicians! (10:25pm)
Sherilyn: Also, we're not allowed to talk about that one thing you mentioned, Alan. (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: you did? i didn't hear that (10:26pm)
Sherilyn: NOT ALLOWED, I say! (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Squeals or promos? (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Or Fuck Trucks? (10:26pm)
Sherilyn: NOT ALLOWED!1!11!!!!1 (10:26pm)
Alan B.: The magic word. (10:27pm)
Alan B.: I promise to never mention the fuck truck. (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: what can't we talk about? (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Doh! (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: we can't say fuck truck? (10:27pm)
Alan B.: STOP SAYING FUCK TRUCK!!11 (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Sorry for raising my voice. (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: why can't we say fuck truck? (10:29pm)
Alan B.: I wonder if Chronos could say F--- T----. (10:29pm)
Alan B.: VJ, the answer is NOT in this banned video: http://bit.ly/SCfnzu (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Sounds lovely. (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: ok, i will not watch the banned video that does not have the answer (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Wonderful! (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Don't look at this, either http://on.fb.me/SCfwD3 (10:31pm)
Alan B.: I'm excited about this show theme, by the way. (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: ok i wont, but i'm not done not watching the other one (10:33pm)
Alan B.: I think we should hear DEVO sing about Ohio. We need to teach college kids not to pop off about our police actions. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: For their safety. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: The Ohio National Guard killed my dog, Snuggles. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: Thanks, Karen. (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Texting and Driving, It Can Wait -- AT&T Commercial http://bit.ly/SCgAHc (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: WHAT?! (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Texting While Driving Auto Accidents Firm Branded :30 TV Commercial http://bit.ly/SCgGPb (10:40pm)
Alan B.: You can say f---y but I can't say F--- T----? (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: right?!! (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: that's ist (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Rod Stewart - Mandolin wind (live).avi http://bit.ly/SCgU8J (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: fennel greed doesn't pay (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Speaking of f---y. (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: moral of this story: (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: don't eat at bob marc's if he has an excessive mount of bloody (10:43pm)
Alan B.: You can actually hear this one: http://bit.ly/SCh93H (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: bandaids (10:44pm)
Alan B.: It's all protien. (10:44pm)
Alan B.: protein? (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: SLOW RAM! (10:45pm)
Alan B.: No sound work necessary. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Next: Ram played 800 percent slower. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Pete is the new Don Rickles. (10:51pm)
Alan B.: JUAN RAPIDO IS NOT IN THE FUCK TRUCK. (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: DONT SAY THAT (10:52pm)
Alan B.: And now, time for some Jim Steinman: Pandora's Box - Safe Sex http://bit.ly/SCi6sV (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Caldecott Tunnel Fire http://bit.ly/SCi9VD (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Anatomy of a disaster: The 1982 Caldecott Tunnel fire that killed seven http://bit.ly/SCiiIA (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Car Catches Fire In Caldecott Tunnel - YouTube http://bit.ly/SCipE4 (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Decoding Disaster - Accident Fire St Gotthard Tunnel 2001 Switzerland http://bit.ly/SCizLE (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Hee hee. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: Fuck that guy. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: The tiles and grout on the walls of the tunnel were damaged and spalled by intense heat all the way to the entrance portal, 1,720 ft away (520 m). Over the first 750 ft (230 m) east of the fire site, there was spalling of the concrete false ceiling and of the concrete walls behind the tiles. Spalling stopped at the steel reinforcement bars, approximately 3 in (7.6 cm) below the concrete surface. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: What's that, I'm reading about tunnel fires. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: How-To: Create Your Own Snail Habitat | MAKE: Craft http://bit.ly/SCjUC1 (11:06pm)
Alan B.: My son has a gecko now. His habitat cost more than mine. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/SCkorP (11:09pm)
Alan B.: I'm sorry, I love this stupid song. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Don't day f---y fuck truck midget! (11:10pm)
Alan B.: Otay, Pank! (11:10pm)
Alan B.: He was there for Dr. Hal last Friday, hmmmmm. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Hmmmmm. We're speaking in pronouns, now. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Is this about the A-- D-. H-- S---? (11:13pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/SCmBU9 (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Cape comics have crawled up their own ass. (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Duck and cover! (11:26pm)
Alan B.: The Top 16 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay http://bit.ly/SCows5 (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Sexual Predator Warning Signs http://bit.ly/SCoEI1 (11:28pm)
Alan B.: "The typical sexual predator is very immature in his or her understanding of intimacy. It is like they really want closeness, but they lack the skills to feel satisfaction and trust. These feelings of frustration erupt into anger many times, and it is in this stage that the individual can become dangerous. Their acts are desperate. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Refusal to take responsibility for actions and blames others or circumstances for failures A sense of entitlement Low self-esteem Need for power and control Lack of empathy Inability to form intimate relationships with adults History of abuse Troubled childhood Deviant sexual behavior and attitudes (11:29pm)
Alan B.: This show took a sharp turn. (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Glen or Glenda? (11:34pm)
Alan B.: I love clueless undergrads. (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Ahhh, the French. (11:37pm)
Alan B.: Ralph was sick. (11:37pm)
Alan B.: I love this Pinky and the Brain bit. (11:43pm)
Alan B.: Sherilyn, that is an excellent find. (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Is this canon? http://bit.ly/SCrbSl (11:47pm)
Sherilyn: Thanks. It's been one of my most favorite things for a long time. (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Longer Carrie Fisher Star Wars Audition http://bit.ly/SCrlt7 (11:49pm)
Alan B.: In the depths of your ignorance, what is it that you want?! (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Yes, punk is Dad. My daughter listens to The Ramones and just shakes her head. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: So, really no Puzzling Evidence afterparty? (11:52pm)
Listen: to youyr heart, there, Alam B. (11:54pm)
The Audience: Does your mother know? (11:54pm)
The Story Tellers: HHUUURRRRRRRY UUPP!! (11:55pm)
Alan B.: Like The Batman, my mother is DEAAAAAAAD! (11:55pm)
The Story Tellers: Batman (11:55pm)
The Story Tellers: So that's what the B is for? (11:55pm)
Alan B.: na na an an na na na na Batman! (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Yes. (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Alan Batman. (11:56pm)
God: Thank me (11:56pm)
God: The Story Tellers? (11:57pm)
God: Now. (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Puzzling Story Tellers. (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Nighty night! (11:58pm)
The Story Tellers: we appeal to you, oh God Of Radioo......Now There are stealing Hal's Closing! (11:58pm)
Alan B.: I know, right? The Hurting of Hal never ceases. (11:58pm)
I thinlk pizzling: everdunce is not far away.. (11:58pm)
Alan B.: He's peeling himself off the beluga foreskin as we type. (11:58pm)
type: , you're not mime (12:00am)
Stop: that Noose Fair Glint KLand (12:01am)
Alan B.: Frozen song is best song. (12:01am)
The Jets: ,cooling on the ways (12:01am)
Show: on a stick (12:02am)
The Story Smellers: We're on Now (12:02am)
Alan B.: Chocolate dipped show. (12:02am)
The Show: starts nows (12:02am)
Alan B.: Short show. (12:04am)
Alan B.: S'allright. (12:06am)
Alan B.: Thanks, Bob Marc! (12:07am)
Alan B.: You guys are okay, I don't care what they say. (12:07am)


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