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THE FINAL BROADCAST
INTO THE WILD
June 11, 2014 10:00pm
BE REPULSED by REPTILES of the FINANCIAL DISTRICT!

FLEE the many layered TENDERLOIN RAT BASTARD!

EVICT the IRRATIONAL TEMPORARY ROOMMATE!

UNINTENTIONALLY OFFEND the LESBIAN PARENT of NOE VALLEY!

EXPLAIN the HERD BEHAVIOR of MISSION HIPSTERS!

FEED the insatiable PARKING METER!

AVOID the FIRST TIME BURNER!

MARVEL at the HOMELESS TECH MILLIONAIRE!

HEAR the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, guided by urban pioneer Karen Carpenter, native-boy Bob-Marc, and maybe even the greatest natural history filmmaker of all time, PUZZLING EVIDENCE!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Where you're a haircut, a hot meal and a hundred thousand dollars from living like an animal.


Chatroom History
June 11, 2014 10:00pm - 2:30am

Alan B.: HOLY FUCK WHY DEAD AIR OH JESUS NO!!!! (10:01pm)
Alan B.: THE AIR WAS DEAD!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!! (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Combo of contractor talk and technical adjustment -- this is truly the avant garde. (10:07pm)
Alan B.: HOORAY! (10:10pm)
Alan B.: BOOOO! (10:11pm)
Alan B.: HAPPY FANGS http://bit.ly/SBcBJY (10:12pm)
Alan B.: Karen Carpenter has a beautiful singing voice http://bit.ly/SBcBJY (10:13pm)
Alan B.: PuzzEv's mic is more than a little tinny. (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Is this the wild part? (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Hey, is this Nose Hair Lint Gland? (10:15pm)
Alan B.: My sister is listening. Hi, Jen! (10:15pm)
Alan B.: There are emails? I don't get emails? (10:15pm)
Alan B.: BAM! Bob Marc gets told. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Hey! Close the door, the show's getting out. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Heavy Metal Parking Lot http://bit.ly/SBddiO (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Bob Mould, also gay. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Heavy Metal Parking Lot is a video documentary short produced by Jeff Krulik and John Heyn in 1986. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Heavy Metal Parking Lot documents heavy metal music fans tailgating in the parking lot outside the Capital Centre (which was demolished in December 2002) in Landover, Maryland, on May 31, 1986, before a Judas Priest concert during their Fuel for Life tour (with opening act Dokken). (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Ernest Borgnine On The Bus http://bit.ly/SBdpi7 (10:19pm)
Alan B.: I have to get my shit together and make that Tumblr. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: January 20, 1969 %u2014 were you there? Led Zeppling Played Here http://bit.ly/SBdEK7 (10:21pm)
Alan B.: BOOOO! (10:21pm)
Alan B.: "Zeppelin-in-Wheaton is Washington%u2019s own rock-and-roll Loch Ness Monster. Could it possibly be real? Yes. No way. Depends whom you ask. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Heavy Metal Concentration Camp. (10:22pm)
Alan B.: I got to see Penelope Spheeris introduce The Decline of Western Civilization Part III and you can't see it HA! (10:23pm)
Alan B.: SHRINKAGE IN THE LUMBER INDUSTRY http://bit.ly/SBe5Uu (10:24pm)
Alan B.: MERICA! (10:25pm)
Alan B.: No pussy metric system here, buddy. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Tell us stories, grandpa! (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Traffic and weather on the 8s on NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. (10:32pm)
nexus006: That was a great looking trailer you had camping....who was manufacturer? (10:35pm)
Alan B.: I was getting a sammich, what? (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Friendship is Magic? http://bit.ly/SBfQkE_Friendship_Is_M agic (10:38pm)
nexus006: What's a turtle? (10:38pm)
nexus006: Der faceA (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Yes, it is the same property. Lauren Faust rebooted the series and made it very successfull. Many neckbearded male failures adopted it as a lifestyle. (10:39pm)
nexus006: Der facez book (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Old MLP: 1986-87 http://bit.ly/SBgjmW%28TV_series%29 (10:40pm)
Alan B.: I appreciated the Facebook pictures. That was a very cool camper. (10:41pm)
nexus006: Let me tell you about my mother.... (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Nice. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: nexus006 triumphant. (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Eriba Puck Interior http://bit.ly/SBgCOz (10:42pm)
Alan B.: GOOGLE: eriba puck trailer (10:43pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/SBgH4Nen-US:official&c hannel=fflb&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa= X&ei=5j2ZU_WkOYqoyAT7qYKQAw&ved=0CAg Q_AUoAw&biw=1266&bih=666 (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Aw, shit. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Got it! LBIN.com/puck/ http://bit.ly/SBgONW (10:44pm)
Alan B.: What the fuck can't Pete Goldie do?! (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, Bob Marc. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Tears . . . and rain . . . (10:46pm)
Alan B.: I'm personally running three sympathy streams. (10:46pm)
nexus006: Sorry...I have tomorrow off (I work in a pathology lab) I start (10:47pm)
Alan B.: KrOB also ran shit last week, with Sherilyn. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: RIP Rik Mayall http://bit.ly/TMucQt (10:49pm)
Alan B.: That show was really very good. (10:49pm)
nexus006: At 4 am...always listen on podcAst (10:50pm)
Alan B.: Sherilyn and KrOB talked nearly not at all. (10:51pm)
Alan B.: And here it is. You should download it. http://bit.ly/TMuB5q (10:52pm)
nexus006: at. (10:52pm)
nexus006: At (10:52pm)
Sesame Street alien: http://bit.ly/TMuJC2 (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Never mind, I fucked up. http://bit.ly/TMuS8t (10:54pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Last week's Ask Dr. Hal. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Me gusta potato show. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: "I don't give a fuck about listeners." -- Puzzling Evidence. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Fuck that guy. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: I mean ME, not PuzzEv. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: nexus006 bailed, work at 4 a.m. (10:57pm)
nexus006: I'm here (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Sorry! (10:57pm)
nexus006: day off tomorrow...I can. (10:58pm)
nexus006: Stay up as late as I want (10:58pm)
Alan B.: I'll see potato and raise badger http://bit.ly/TMvsD2 (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Excellent! (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Hooray! (10:59pm)
Alan B.: I'm working on a commission for KrOB, but it's hard going. (11:00pm)
Alan B.: I need to stop sleeping at night and get back to work. (11:00pm)
nexus006: The dog comes with the caravan... (11:00pm)
nexus006: Dude here (11:01pm)
Alan B.: I did this! And I sounded like a complete tool. News World news United States Series: The Editor press review Previous | Next | Index Did you miss? That's just so, like, totally... spiffing Why do so many Americans adopt British accents after crossing the Atlantic? http://bit.ly/TMvWcq (11:01pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/TMvWcq (11:02pm)
Alan B.: EIGHT YEAR OLD, DUDE! (11:02pm)
nexus006: This aggression will not stand (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Hal likes whinging, and we like Hal whinging. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Born to a wealthy middle-class family in Simbirsk, Lenin gained an interest in revolutionary leftist politics following the execution of his brother Aleksandr in 1887. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: In 1903, he took a key role in the RSDLP schism, leading the Bolshevik faction against Julius Martov's Mensheviks. (11:05pm)
nexus006: Tow it to Alviso (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Lenin remains a controversial and highly divisive world figure. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Nothing better than good Bowie, and bad Bowie is better than most other things. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Upon moving to Britain, some Americans can't seem to resist the temptation to adopt a British accent, even if they're doomed to failure. (11:07pm)
nexus006: We're gonna play another traaaach now (11:08pm)
Alan B.: My new favorite DEVO song: DEVO - The Spirit of JFK (Scott Orsi) http://bit.ly/TMwZco (11:08pm)
Alan B.: BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL (11:10pm)
Alan B.: The grassy knoll, behind the picket fence. (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Fighting with swords: http://bit.ly/TMy0kA (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Nazi Dinosaurs (11:18pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/TMyhEh (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Not a technical catastrophe (11:19pm)
Alan B.: 'sup, Rusty Rebar (11:20pm)
Alan B.: BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL BABY METAL (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Poor l'il feller. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: BUT WHO WAS PHONE? (11:26pm)
Alan B.: That's silly. He'll kill you, anyway. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Like a cubit (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Have you ever sat upon the beluga whale foreskin couch? (11:29pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/TMA9g6 (11:30pm)
Alan B.: I'm not blowing smoke up your ass, Pete, but this is a shitload of work on this trailer. (11:31pm)
Alan B.: The Outer Limit http://bit.ly/TMApvL (11:32pm)
Alan B.: I wish Kat Herding were hearing this K-Pop/J-Pop centric hour. (11:34pm)
nexus006: Night Of Fire!!! (11:34pm)
Alan B.: How is the CAT5 cable holding up in the trailer electircal system? I think that was a good call, it's real sturd. (11:37pm)
Alan B.: I SHALL DESTROY ALL THE CIVILIZED PLANETS http://bit.ly/TMB93P (11:38pm)
Alan B.: I think they overmanufacture the CAT5 wire. Nice. (11:39pm)
Alan B.: The only good British car was the Land Rover and now it's owned by India's TATA Co. (11:40pm)
nexus006: Austin Healy 3000 Mk3 (11:40pm)
Alan B.: I insist on video of the EL sequencer (11:42pm)
Alan B.: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (11:42pm)
Harold Camping: you go to HELL for using my name you radio frugs (11:43pm)
God : al l your bas e are u s . (11:44pm)
No One: fro President!!!!!! (11:44pm)
Harold Camping: I'm all the Camping there is.....was... (11:45pm)
nexus006: I bought a Duracell battery pack....charge a bunch of stuff..,or jump a car battery. (11:46pm)
Harold Camping: or jump the shark... (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: karen, when were you at bridgeport/lee vining? (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: we were at the hot springs by the green church recently (11:56pm)
Harold Camping: says Karen is ttooo busy to write to you (11:59pm)
Harold Camping: says there's a squirrel on your chest of drawers (12:00am)
Bear City: Keep talkin, meat bag.... (12:01am)
The Rat Prince: I Can Eat all of you! (12:01am)
vj pussycat: i know (12:02am)
vj pussycat: but did you eat the bbq in bishop? (12:03am)
The Rat Loine: Did you eat the Rat Bishop in Lone Spine? (12:04am)
vj pussycat: too bad. found a killer texas bbq hole in bishop (12:06am)
nexus006: Bug All Yeee Ohhhh Seede (12:08am)
Alan B.: I nodded off, meaning (12:08am)
Alan B.: good night, folks! (12:08am)
Alan B.: No more Effect. (12:09am)
Coulours: A>B>E> (12:12am)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Hal has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! (12:49am)

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