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June 18, 2014 10:00pm
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree, but if he was smart he would have decreed it on top of Corona Heights, where the official Nose Hair Lint Gland Transmitter and Pleasure Dome is being unveiled. And to celebrate the occasion of this first FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND from our spiffy new geodesic digs, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with KrOB and Puzzling Evidence) will welcome special telephone-only guest Jeff Krulik, of ERNEST BORGNINE ON THE BUS fame.

Mr. Krulik will be discussing his new movie LED ZEPPELIN PLAYED HERE, which explores the urban legend that Led Zeppelin played in front of 50 teenagers in the gym of a small community center in Maryland on the night of Richard Nixon's inauguration in 1969. Karen, Sherilyn, and KrOB recently saw the film at SF DocFest, and their thought-provoking questions will include, "What does Jimmy Page smell like up close?"

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Nobody will believe you were there.

Chatroom History
June 18, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: (10:02pm)
Alan B.: (10:05pm)
Alan B.: (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Let the technical adjustments start! (10:05pm)
Alan B.: NO DEAD AIR JUAN RAPIDO! (10:06pm)
Alan B.: "What does Jimmy Page smell like up close?" (10:08pm)
Alan B.: 'Led Zeppelin Played Here': Doc shares legendary story (10:09pm)
Alan B.: BORG^9 (10:09pm)
Alan B.: Win one the Gipper, motherfucker! (10:09pm)
Alan B.: All your base are belong to us, make your holes. (10:10pm)
Alan B.: Windows Hate-Point-ONe (10:11pm)
Computer: Hee Hee.gotcha. (10:11pm)
Alan B.: Be our guest, be our guest, put our upgrade to the test (10:13pm)
The Navaho Pepole: We Hate U Nus Hair Flint Grade!!!!!! (10:13pm)
Casey Kaseem: Leave the dead alone, please. (10:13pm)
Alan B.: He finally gets to kick Snuggles. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Windows 8.1 RANT!!! (10:14pm)
Casey Kaseem: The Injinneer stole that tape. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: He is a hero. (10:15pm)
Walt: The Imaginneers are too tall, also... (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Walt loved Injuns (10:17pm)
Wow: , her Mom Was a Hand Model! (10:17pm)
Alan B.: Bob Marc's ana F.E.T.ish (10:18pm)
Wow: , No Dead Air, Juan Nose Hair Lint Glade Played Here! (10:18pm)
Boring: leave me out of this! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Welcome, BOOPER JUNIOR! (10:19pm)
Don Joyce: Go Home, Booper. I can't hear you any way. (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Download WWV sound: (10:21pm)
Alan B.: But Don is a Baby Booper (10:21pm)
Booper John, Spikeman of Loiner: sure whatever (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Moby DICK! (10:27pm)
Alan B.: I absolutely had and loved that fucking Royal Guardsmen 45, Karen. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Royal Guardsmen-Snoopy's Christmas (10:28pm)
Alan B.: KrOB pulled the shitty mic tonight. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: ROCKING SO FUCKING HARD!!!!11!!! (10:29pm)
Alan B.: (10:33pm)
DJ DEAD HAIR: listening. but not writing to Karen... for now! (10:34pm)
DJ DEAD HAIR: Oh I stopped paying attention for a second, but if you're discussing my use of 'write' vs. 'right'... 'twas purposeful (10:36pm)
nexus006: Hello all NHLG warriors. (10:36pm)
DJ DEAD HAIR: I can't even abbreviate texts on account of my deep respect for the English language. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Hi, nexusdoubleaughtsix (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Mobile Dick (10:37pm)
nexus006: Hi Alan (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Former Air Personality (10:37pm)
Booper John, Spikeman of Loiner: Alan B. (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Three sizes too small (10:39pm)
Booper John, Spikeman of Loiner: It is because they are too tall. (10:39pm)
Clotherein: Game of Shows (10:39pm)
Fargo: He said Navy. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: BorgNEIN! (10:41pm)
Tim Conway: After McHales, they sentenced me to Rango,.... (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Dorf On Golf (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Barton Fink - John Goodman - "I'll show you the life of the mind!" (10:43pm)
nexus006: Miller's Crossing is the one of the best movies to watch at 2am sipping bourbon. (10:44pm)
Kat Herding: here (10:46pm)
Kat Herding: as if things weren't bad enough. (10:47pm)
nexus006: I was always nexus006...I think your mind switched the numbers around. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: Contemporary programming (10:47pm)
Alan B.: The only LBD I care about: (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Song Led Zepplin stole: (10:52pm)
Alan B.: (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Grew up listening to WLS-AM (10:53pm)
Alan B.: KrOB recently played this song Led Zepplin stole: Jake Holmes - Dazed and Confused (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Hal reasserted control over his show last week NO LAPTOPS GOD DAMMIT (10:55pm)
nexus006: Borg009 (10:56pm)
nexus006: This is a TRAACH!!! (11:03pm)
nexus006: I'm not on any list.... (11:10pm)
Who: ? (11:12pm)
The Real: Don Steele (11:13pm)
The Real: Rick Wakeman (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Jeff! (11:23pm)
Alan B.: John Wayne Gacy was a Nazi (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Look at Karen changing the subject (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Audience elimination (11:44pm)
Alan B.: Pabst. Blue. RIBBON! (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Worthwhile interview. Tell me how to watch this film. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Double ID yeah baby! (12:01am)
nexus006: What time is it? (12:01am)
Alan B.: HOW DO I SEE THE FILM WHAAAA! (12:01am)
Alan B.: Ask JUAN RAPIDO when he's gonna fix the FUCKING PHONE and dead air. (12:03am)
nexus006: Strap in bitch (12:03am)
Alan B.: Hi, Hal! (12:05am)
Alan B.: X-DAY! (12:07am)
Alan B.: Alan Benar? Fuck that guy. (12:08am)
Alan B.: I can't even get my KrOB homework done, much less program a three-hour show. (12:09am)
Alan B.: I'm sorry I showed Hal my split beaver. Sorry, Hal. (12:10am)
Alan B.: Fill Hal full of Hadrons. (12:15am)
vj pussycat: hi y'all I just got here (12:17am)
Alan B.: Noosphere (12:18am)
vj pussycat: I can't find a fuckin rolling paper or apple or nothin for this sweet nug someone just gave me (12:18am)
Alan B.: Hadrons to power! Turbines to speed! (12:18am)
vj pussycat: I know!! Where's my damn hadron collider?! (12:19am)
Alan B.: Okay, g'nite. (12:20am)
vj pussycat: I stuffed it in my tobacco while I sit in this 4mph traffic (12:20am)
vj pussycat: See photo (12:21am)
vj pussycat: Ok gnite alan b (12:22am)

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