June 25, 2014 10:00pm


Hello and Welcome to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Technical Support. Your call is important to us, so please stay on the line while we connect you with one of our highly trained agents to assist you with your problem. During your wait, you may hear some beeps in the background, and a series of clicks if KrOB is here. Other FINAL BROADCAST support specialists (Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and Supervisor Puzzling Evidence) are standing by. Enjoy the music while you wait....

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We understand your frustration.

Chatroom History
June 25, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

Alan B.: Flip cards are fun. (10:04pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco has turned into an Indian! (10:05pm)
Alan B.: Why is Son of Svengoolie on the Help Desk? (10:06pm)
Alan B.: This needs Fast RAM (10:10pm)
Alan B.: Gateway with 512 Mb RAM and XP, tasty. (10:11pm)
Alan B.: "I hope you all die!" (10:12pm)
Alan B.: KrOB found the really cool meta: (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Deadwood: Raping All the Holes (10:15pm)
Alan B.: Game of Thrones: Even more holes raped. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: He's just, like, Mr. Bu-fu! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: We're talking Lord God King Bu-fu! (10:18pm)
Alan B.: Why We Should Pretend the %u2018Game of Thrones%u2019 Rape Scene Never Happened (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: Ok dammit. I just turn off the sound. Please let me know when you are done with the spoilers. (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: peter dinklage dies??!!! Thanks a lot!!! (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Sorry, VJ. (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: you didn't say anything alan b (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: Are they still spoiling? (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Karen, you need an external USB hard drive and a copy of a linux live disk. (10:23pm)
Alan B.: No, vj, sorry for your experience. (10:23pm)
Alan B.: They are done spoiling. (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: We're back to tech support clips. (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: Thank you alan b (10:23pm)
Alan B.: << You need to put this on a disk (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Then boot to this live system, mount the laptop hard drive and your USB hard drive (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Copy your data files to the USB hard drive (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: how much ram does he have (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Then reset your Win 8.1 system and re-create your user account (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Then, copy your data files back into the recreated system. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Or, just throw it in the ocean. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Welcome to Libel Corner. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: I am honored, but will be with my in-laws in Joliet, IL. Thank you, anyway. (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: Are they in jail? (10:28pm)
Alan B.: I will also miss the July 2 live show, but of course will hear the podcast. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Not yet, vj! (10:28pm)
Alan B.: We will be near that fine town, at a timeshare. (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: fantastic (10:29pm)
Alan B.: With no fingertips, Daria will be ready for a life of crime. (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: but she won't be able to use an iPhone (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: the dr asked me to join him doing Hal's show (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Well done, VJ! That will be entertaining and Dobbs Approved. (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: I can't this week but maybe the 2nd or 3rd week (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: Thanks alan b, but I did nothing (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: GET A MAC (10:32pm)
Alan B.: I heard a show with Sherilyn and KrOB and PuzzEv on the PuzzEv show, and I haven't heard it before! I'm shocked and stunned. (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: hmmm (10:32pm)
Alan B.: Nine hours of content is a shitload of content. (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: haha he gave me no conditions (10:33pm)
Alan B.: NO LAPTOPS YOU JAGOFFS! (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Love, Dr. Fiasco (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: Me too. Wish I could do an impression of him (10:35pm)
Alan B.: I'd recover your data for nuttin'. (10:36pm)
Alan B.: Led Zeppelin Played Here (10:38pm)
Alan B.: D&D -- more interesting than being on Nose Hair Lint Gland (10:38pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Fiasco: Radio Smitten (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: that's marlin Brando (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Marlon Brandow Swallowed a Bug (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: that's awesome (10:42pm)
Alan B.: It is not a feature. (10:44pm)
Alan B.: How to refresh, reset, or restore your PC (10:44pm)
Alan B.: HOLD MUSIC (10:45pm)
Alan B.: f you upgraded your PC to Windows 8.1 or Windows RT 8.1 with a DVD, use that disc. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: That does suck. You probably don't want to hear about buying a USB hard drive. (10:47pm)
Alan B.: I know. Sorry. I'm afraid you'll have to nuke it and start over. Just put Ubuntu on it. (10:48pm)
Alan B.: The tone in H.A.L.'s voice when he banned all laptops was . . . stern. (10:53pm)
Alan B.: PuzzEv's spy sattelite. (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Satellite (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Rules is rules. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: VERBOTEN (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Maybe a longish koan. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: FiascoBalls (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Cross the terminator. (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Free-balling Fiasco. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Too. Many. Laptops. Natter natter grommish grommish. (10:57pm)
Alan B.: Ruined. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Are there rules for fucking up the chatroom? (10:59pm)
Sesame Street alien: Dare you to show up, follow all the rules, and have your one allotted background sound be a a Vomir track (11:02pm)
Alan B.: I guess the Venom ID is trapped on Karen's laptop. (11:02pm)
Sesame Street alien: like (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: Booper's sister. (11:05pm)
Alan B.: You guys . . . (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Whippets everywhere (11:15pm)
Dr. Penny: They are not grayhounds. They are whippets. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Best song when on nitrous (11:17pm)
Alan B.: The Chemical Brothers - Galvanize (11:17pm)
Alan B.: U2 - Electrical Storm (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Masonna - god of noise (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Aphex Twin - Window Licker (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Boards of Canada - Reach for the Dead (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Kid Sister - Pro Nails (Rusko Remix) (11:22pm)
Alan B.: The Whippet Song (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Alan B. Effect: Null Society (11:23pm)
Alan B.: I would love to know the date of the show Puzzling Evidence played on his last show with Sherilyn and KrOB. (11:24pm)
Alan B.: Willis Tower (11:27pm)
Alan B.: (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Did ya get any Enya? (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Remember Chicago (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Don't you boys know any nice sonsg? (11:31pm)
Alan B.: who gives a shit? (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Lost in the attic hole. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: There's a topic (11:38pm)
Alan B.: ? (11:38pm)
nexus006: Fried chicken bucket drone. (11:43pm)
Sesame Street alien: (11:43pm)
Alan B.: I think this should get played for 45 minutes with no other sound than whippit cannisters hitting the counter. (11:46pm)
Tpoic Ull: Hal gone. (11:48pm)
Tpoic Ull: He ate. (11:48pm)
Tpoic Ull: Fore ofthe Remake (11:48pm)
Alan B.: H.A.L. has joined the Null Society. (11:48pm)
Bejamin Harrison: And become shot. (11:49pm)
Benjamin Harrissonn: Leave me out of this!!! (11:49pm)
Alan B.: From the grassy null, behind the picket fence. (11:49pm)
nexus006: Megatron Pizza delivery drone. (11:49pm)
Whine: Help me Help ME!! (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Thanks for the Jam, BobMarc! (11:51pm)
Alan B.: No guts, no glory. (11:52pm)
Whine: No butts, no worry. (11:53pm)
nexus006: My habson x4 quad-copter went up and over my neighbor's roof on it's first flight. (11:55pm)
Hubsan::: with thecamera on, we will only hope (11:57pm)
I will : Kikieo yo ass. (11:58pm)
nexus006: Hubson (11:58pm)
nexus006: Hubson collider (11:58pm)
Dean Jagger: Is the audio Captain now? (11:58pm)
Alan B.: The non-null part (11:59pm)
Alan B.: And now the effect retreats into the null. (11:59pm)
Clyde Content: firing a Krullmonster into the twilight zone.... (11:59pm)
nexus006: NHLG anti-itch cream. (12:02am)
nexus006: Yup, that'l do it.... (12:04am)
nexus006: Whoo hoo....I get to listen to this shit on podcast tomorrow because I work in a windowless morgue with no radio reception. (12:07am)
nexus006: KRob? (12:10am)
KrOb: can't call shit'''' (12:11am)
nexus006: Don't tase m>e Krob (12:13am)
nexus006: bing bing (12:13am)
nexus006: bim bam boom....goodnight (12:15am)
nexus006: Buy more now...and be happy. (12:18am)
nexus006: You are a true believer, blessings of State, blessings of the masses Thou art a subject of.... (12:23am)
nexus006: Who do you have to fuck to get a show around here? (12:25am)
SeXXX: Why do I have to Fuck to jeget a show about HERE! (12:31am)
Show : stuill fluffing! (2:01am)

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