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Picking Up the Pieces
July 18, 2014 10:00pm
Dr. Hal returned to a San Francisco utterly destroyed by a summer of CGI action films. No one really cared about the destruction, because for a brief moment, things didn't get more expensive.

Chatroom History
July 18, 2014 10:00pm - 5:30am

Sesame Street alien: Thought it was Nate Eagle. (10:31pm)
Sesame Street alien: Nate Silver? The fivethirtyeight guy? (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: Where's the new house? (11:27pm)
shinpath: Light up my brain (12:02am)
shinpath: ahh a paso doble (12:02am)
shinpath: Ramon y ramon (12:03am)
shinpath: Elvis is everybody (12:03am)
shinpath: Elvis is everything (12:03am)
shinpath: Elvis is everyone (12:03am)
shinpath: and Elvis is still the KING (12:04am)
Alan B.: Boo! (12:13am)
Alan B.: Hi, vj pussycat! Hi, Hal! (12:14am)
michael j fox: i got no elvis in me.... (12:14am)
Alan B.: "Bob!" (12:14am)
Alan B.: Hi, KrOB! Hi, "Pete!" (12:16am)
Alan B.: Hey! No talking in the background! (12:17am)
Alan B.: "Why is someone talking in the background?" (12:17am)
Alan B.: The Ask Dr. Hal Show: "Get down on your knees!" (12:18am)
Alan B.: "Per capita in yer assita." (12:21am)
Alan B.: "Hi, Oblivion! How's the wife and kids?!" (12:22am)
Alan B.: If I could call in, I would ask: "Was Dr. Hal disappointed when the X-ists failed to show for a 17th striaght year?" (12:23am)
Alan B.: Take my reloadio! (12:24am)
Alan B.: Put down the laptop! (12:25am)
vj pussycat: hi alan b (12:25am)
vj pussycat: welcome back dr hal (12:27am)
Alan B.: I had to pee, so I got up. (12:34am)
Alan B.: (I donated $35 to the Church in Dr. Hal's name, but that's okay . . . " (12:34am)
Alan B.: Okay, I'll send RV another check. (12:35am)
Alan B.: Wait, say that again, slower. . . (12:39am)
Alan B.: Wait, say THAT again, slower. (12:42am)
Alan B.: Reloadio secrets . . . (12:44am)
e_yazel: of course, this is the hidden pretext of Taxi Driver, that he is in a Faustian hell, but in the heart of mid-70s Manhattan! (12:45am)
Alan B.: Those are worthy, ritual answers and the effort will be compensated, as we tithe to the true church for answers we already know. (12:46am)
e_yazel: everyone will be on facebook when "it" happens (12:46am)
Alan B.: Thanks, fellows! (12:47am)
Alan B.: Hi, Earl! (12:47am)
Alan B.: Since I'm always on Facebook, that's a good bet. (12:48am)
Alan B.: I just got up at 3 a.m., that's my best material given the circumstances. (12:48am)
e_yazel: tell 'em about that Roman Popery Latin, Hal!!!!! (12:59am)
e_yazel: you tell em (12:59am)
Alan B.: Au revoir. (1:03am)
e_yazel: Boz Scaggs.. ha ha ha... (1:03am)
e_yazel: he's the litmus of annoying popular "cool" culture to Hal.... (1:04am)
e_yazel: you mentioned Boz Scaggs during the sign0off!!! (1:06am)
e_yazel: 'during the anthem!!! (1:07am)
vj pussycat: is this storytellers? (1:07am)
Alan B.: Lido . . . whoa, woah, woah. (1:07am)
vj pussycat: great impression alan b (1:07am)
Alan B.: That dirty, dirty, dirty low down. (1:07am)
Alan B.: Thank goodness Mr. and Mrs. Scaggs named thier son Boz. (1:08am)
e_yazel: you talked about 'cool people or something, Hal, and then yu mentioned Boz Scaggs! don't you even,... remember? (1:08am)
e_yazel: oh, kids still say "scagg" (1:09am)
Alan B.: I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who? (1:09am)
e_yazel: do describe a "loose woman" (1:09am)
vj pussycat: scaggs albertsons (1:10am)
Alan B.: One more wine cooler and they'll be rolling out "Brandy" by Looking Glass. (1:10am)
vj pussycat: kiko met brandy I think (1:10am)
e_yazel: we're the reason you do this. I've been wondering. (1:10am)
e_yazel: kids still say "scagg" to describe "slutty" girls. (1:11am)
vj pussycat: scum + hag = scagg (1:12am)
e_yazel: Columbia never released it, they were busy pressing Boz Scaggs. (1:12am)
Alan B.: KrOB, this is a sweet, sweet extended live Boz jam. (1:12am)
e_yazel: yeah. Sweet. Now play The Sweet. "Ballroom Blitz" (1:13am)
Alan B.: Hadron tiem? (1:14am)
e_yazel: Blck Santa Scaggs. (1:14am)
Alan B.: I would love to hear that, Earl. (1:14am)
e_yazel: it's immediaely available online. don't treat this like some request station. these are artistes (1:15am)
Alan B.: Hunger artists. (1:15am)
e_yazel: however, he is playing some sort of live Boz Scaggs concert, yes. (1:15am)
e_yazel: oh, fuck off! (1:16am)
Alan B.: Chat box, turn in your badge and gun! (1:16am)
e_yazel: heh heh (1:16am)
e_yazel: Bat Chox. (1:16am)
e_yazel: Boz Scaggs and the Bat Chox. (1:17am)
e_yazel: Afterburn (1:18am)
Alan B.: Gloop Hub. (1:18am)
e_yazel: oh, this is a sad song. (1:18am)
e_yazel: "Time, look what you've done to me (1:19am)
Alan B.: Chrontracter talk. (1:20am)
vj pussycat: it must be NHLG (1:21am)
Alan B.: Hey, I paid $35, I want a saucer. (1:21am)
e_yazel: chrontracter... heh... (1:21am)
Alan B.: Gimmie "Bob!" (1:21am)
e_yazel: okay here's a question... (1:22am)
e_yazel: how long have you known Boz Saggs? (1:22am)
Saggz: MC or DJ? (1:23am)
e_yazel: play that popular song. you know the one. (1:24am)
e_yazel: you need a drink.. of coffee. (1:25am)
e_yazel: Major Major Major Major (1:26am)
Alan B.: Gay picnic. (1:26am)
e_yazel: Tell Them Willie Boy is Here (1:26am)
e_yazel: Circus World starring John Wayne (1:27am)
e_yazel: yeah, who needs money? (1:28am)
e_yazel: Jimmy Stewart as a euthanistic clown (1:29am)
Alan B.: 10 Most Horrific Circus Accidents In History (1:30am)
e_yazel: Winterland (1:30am)
e_yazel: WInterland East. WInterland West (1:30am)
vj pussycat: wintergarden (1:31am)
e_yazel: i cannot look at those sorts of things. Circus accidents? I am really a wimp about internet stuff like that. (1:31am)
e_yazel: I suppose I ought toovercome and seek out these gruesome things. (1:32am)
e_yazel: Hey, Hal.. talk about Noah al you want!! (1:32am)
Alan B.: Slower . . . (1:32am)
Alan B.: Incest in the Bible (1:32am)
e_yazel: John Houston's The Bible.. IN the Beginnng... (1:33am)
e_yazel: they have a great Noahg sequence in that, that entire movie is great. (1:33am)
Alan B.: The Talmud suggests that Ham may have sodomized Noah (1:34am)
e_yazel: I have aplace with the saucers, but I would have to be there to meet them to save time and I have to wait for certain others to get right, it's like the Buddha thing. (1:34am)
Alan B.: How does he make his voice DO that?! (1:35am)
Alan B.: Lot and his daughters (1:36am)
Alan B.: Genesis 19:30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters. (1:36am)
Alan B.: 31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: (1:36am)
Alan B.: 32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. (1:37am)
Alan B.: 33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. (1:37am)
Alan B.: 34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. (1:37am)
e_yazel: People get too stuck on that stuff. Like people should know the real reason for the destruction of Sodom and Gommorah was their human sacrifice thing. This was the real quarrel. both the Right and Left nowadays get focused on the angel rapey thing... (1:37am)
Alan B.: 35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. (1:37am)
Alan B.: 36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father. (1:37am)
Alan B.: The older daughter conceived Moab (Hebrew, lit., "from the father" [meh-Av]), father of the Moabites;[v.37] the younger conceived Ben-Ammi (Hebrew, lit., "Son of my people"), father of the Ammonites.[v.38] (1:37am)
Alan B.: God just doesn't destroy the world often enough anymore. (1:38am)
e_yazel: Talmud all about it! (1:39am)
Alan B.: LOL (1:39am)
Alan B.: Sounds like a good place for a cleansing fire. (1:40am)
e_yazel: well, so the passge you mention only suggests this about Ham if ne wishes to see that. It's unlikely, a modern fetishism. (1:40am)
Alan B.: T-E-C-H-D-O-U-C-H-E (1:41am)
Alan B.: It's French. (1:42am)
e_yazel: it's the Jerry typewriter tune (1:42am)
e_yazel: Jerry Lewis.. so, who is playing this Mac voice, what is it reciting? (1:43am)
Alan B.: 4:44 a.m. EST, oh sweet lawd. Goodnight! (1:44am)
e_yazel: oh, about Rand Paul in Silliclone V... yeah, yes incvite Kathy Wheveh on the showto debate Hal!!! (1:44am)
e_yazel: Have her on, why not. (1:45am)
e_yazel: Kathy Who? (1:47am)
e_yazel: what's she running for? (1:47am)
e_yazel: what post? (1:47am)
e_yazel: WHat is KROB's voting strategy? (1:49am)
e_yazel: is this a mechanism that reads thngs? (1:49am)
e_yazel: Livertarians? (1:50am)
e_yazel: they hsve an iron problem (1:51am)
vj pussycat: nighty night alan b (1:52am)
e_yazel: Marines (1:55am)
e_yazel: Rowdy Marines (1:55am)
e_yazel: Coppola's wines .. They Taste Like... Victory, You Know? (1:57am)
e_yazel: MacDuff!!! (1:58am)
e_yazel: The Scottish Play (1:58am)
e_yazel: The Method (1:59am)
e_yazel: well, it's's a sense-memory kinda thing... (1:59am)
e_yazel: hope you're paying attention.. (1:59am)
e_yazel: so, think about that time you got lost at the STate Fair.. (2:00am)
e_yazel: we're going for a fear ting, right? (2:00am)
e_yazel: this'll win you the Tony! (2:00am)
e_yazel: well, the Obie, at least... (2:01am)
e_yazel: Hal Robins Inside The Actor's Studio (2:03am)
e_yazel: Robo Dj Inside The Actor's Studio (2:06am)
e_yazel: this part since midnight is one for the archives (2:08am)
e_yazel: Sketches by "Boz" (2:09am)
e_yazel: Martin Chuzzlewhit by Charles Dickens, Sketches by "Boz" Scaggs (2:10am)
e_yazel: This makes up for the long radio absence, (2:15am)
e_yazel: Dr Hal's Mission Rave Freakout Orgy. In Hell. (2:17am)
e_yazel: Dr. Hal's Weird S.S Nazi Wicked Freakout Sideshow In Hell! (2:18am)
e_yazel: Dr, Hal's Freedom Freakout Patriot Orgy With Guns and Blood. (2:20am)
e_yazel: Dr, Hal's Libertarian Declaration Fuckfest Pynchonesque (2:22am)
e_yazel: Dr, Hal's Disney Marxist Acid Grocery Cheerleader Presentation (2:25am)

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