It's cold outside, the fish aren't jumping, there's no cotton to speak of (but a lot of flannel), and the easiness of living depends entirely on your proximity to bacon-wrapped hot dogs. In other words, it's time for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, in which Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (along with vacationers KrOB and he-who-shall-not-be-named-Puzzling-Evidence) will take you through a tour of the history of Ira Gershwin and DuBose Heyward's enduring classic -- not that you can tell because it'll probably be an unholy racket, being NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. And they'll be sure to frequently ask why whoever is singing couldn't come up with their OWN damn song instead of covering someone else. Remember, singing "Summertime" without paying ASCAP is a criminal act.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Might as well go ahead and cry, little baby.


Chatroom History
July 30, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

KrOB?: you call this NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND???!!! (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: Hi y'all (11:13pm)
Perfect_Timing: i forgot all about this in my struggle to pack for NY... (11:23pm)
Perfect_Timing: Jewish friend. (11:26pm)