August 13, 2014 10:00pm


I'll tell you what we know: we know that too many kids that begin with pot end up with heroin, then on to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. We know that if you drink, you suffer a loss of judgment -- if you drink to excess. But we also know that judgment returns when you sober up. We know, and so do you, when you flip out on an NHLG trip, you never know when you're going to slip out again.

This is now, not four years ago when Radio Valencia first went on the air at 87.9FM. We've had time now to see and study the effects of NHLG. People like Karen Carpenter or Sherilyn Connelly who haven't had a dose in weeks sail out on another trip. They never know when. The moment they drop one NHLG podcast or ingest it in any way, they've bought the farm. They've lost any chance to depend on and even restore that most precious of all inner senses, judgment. And to my way of thinking, without judgment you might as well be dead -- your brain is, so why not the rest of you?

Marijuana is the flame. Heroin is the fuse. NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is the bomb. So don't you try to equate liquor with marijuana. You may sell that jazz to another pothead, but not to someone who spends most of their time holding KrOB's or Puzzling Evidence's head while he vomits and retches sitting on a curbstone at four in the morning.

And when his knees get enough starch back in 'em so that he can stand up and empty his pockets, you can bet he'll turn out a stick or two of marijuana. And you can double your money he'll be holding a sugarcube or a cap or two of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: So don't you con me with your signal-expansion slop.

Chatroom History
August 13, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

nexus006: Uh oh, I'm getting woozy already (10:09pm)
noche: (10:14pm)
doctorcupcakes: slurp (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Ma'am, do you have a bare lightbulb I could stare at? (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Laughers, screamers... (10:28pm)
Alan B.: NO ONE IS INNOCENT! (10:29pm)
Alan B.: Did he dead? (10:29pm)
Alan B.: Well, you gotta die of something. It could have been handjobs. (10:30pm)
Alan B.: Good thing Jack Weeb's delivery isn't PONDEROUS. (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Cut off your Slauson. (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Pat Novak for Hire is best Webb, before he became a reactionary and started blowing cops. (10:37pm)
Alan B.: Internet Archive of Pat Novak for Hire: (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Rights are inconvenient. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Acid eaters, always buying farms. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Sell that Jazz to a pothead. (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Is it true that you can be tripping for quite some time by using crystal LSD? Like day weeks months even years? (10:42pm)
Alan B.: The Truth about LSD: (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Vice: Video "Underground LDS Palace" (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Krystle Cole %u2013 Founder of NeuroSoup (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Lysergic (2nd Edition) (2007) %u2013 In Lysergic, Krystle Cole describes the events that occurred in her life within the time period of 2000 to 2003. Krystle explains her involvement with Gordon Todd Skinner and William Leonard Pickard, the infamous LSD chemists who operated their lab in an underground missile silo in Kansas. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: in an underground missile silo in Kansas. This lab, after being busted and shutdown by the DEA, was reported to have been producing 90% of the world%u2019s supply of LSD. (10:45pm)
Alan B.: No clowns were harmed in the making of this acid. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: After the Trip: Thoughts on Entheogens, Spirituality, and Daily Life (2nd Edition) (2014) - In After the Trip, Krystle vividly intertwines her most private philosophical perspectives on reality with the more mundane aspects of life. (10:46pm)
Alan B.: My Show Starts Prematurely (10:47pm)
Alan B.: LDS is FUN (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Krystle Cole and Brandon Green - why is Krystle not in jail? (10:50pm)
Alan B.: I'm sorry, what does this have to do with Robin Williams? (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Hadrons, son. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Fuck that Alan B. guy. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: LDS enhances the Alan B. Affect (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Fuckin' Boomers holy shit. (10:56pm)
Alan B.: Why did they ruin the beautiful world with their war and their capitalism? (10:57pm)
Program Idiot: Who you calling Program, PROGRAM!???! (10:57pm)
Alan B.: KrOB makes my LDS experience even better. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: I saw that!! (10:58pm)
Alan B.: C'mon! C'MON! (11:00pm)
Alan B.: (11:01pm)
Alan B.: I can't post the name Siri (11:01pm)
Alan B.: %u201CI need to hide my roommate,%u201D (11:01pm)
Alan B.: (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Mick Jagger (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Memo (11:04pm)
Alan B.: from (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Turner (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Radioactive Goldfish - "LSD Is A Bomb" (11:06pm)
Alan B.: The part you want starts at about 1:55 (11:07pm)
Alan B.: (11:10pm)
Alan B.: 12 hour ambient music pices (11:10pm)
Alan B.: from Blood Runner, Aleeen, Dr. What and Star Was (11:11pm)
Alan B.: GET THOSE NERDS! (11:11pm)
Alan B.: GET OFF MY DICK, JOEY! (11:11pm)
Alan B.: 12 Hours of Pi Being Dialed on a Rotary Phone (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Pikachu Song 10 hours (11:13pm)
Alan B.: Nyan Cat 10 hours (original) (11:13pm)
Alan B.: Star Wars: AT-ST Walking Sound for 12 Hours (11:14pm)
Alan B.: Yoda Laughs for 12 Hours (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Voldemort laughing like a retard for 10 hours [HD] (11:15pm)
Alan B.: Old lady tyring to hang up her phone for 10 hours (11:16pm)
Alan B.: PSY Says HANGOVER for 12 Hours (11:16pm)
Alan B.: You people think law enforcement is some kind of JOKE! (11:19pm)
Sesame Street alien: (11:20pm)
Alan B.: ^^ Lovely! (11:22pm)
Alan B.: Grand Wizard Theodore is THA MAN! (11:23pm)
Butt In: Doorsteopchild (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino. (11:26pm)
Alan B.: I SO WANTED to sell GRIT! (11:26pm)
Alan B.: My trackside was so very wrong. (11:26pm)
Alan B.: KRS One/BoogieDownProductions - illegal business (11:29pm)
Steve Richards: Trascks....tOo muCH ShOW. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: 'Shoot! Fuck! Scag! Blood! Heroin! Rape! Cheap! Communist! Jab It Right Into Your Fucking Eyeballs!!!' (11:31pm)
Alan B.: The Michener Museum, in Doylestown, Pa., was once a 19th century prison. (11:32pm)
Alan B.: No one is listening to this shit. (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Just pay your dues and shut up. (11:33pm)
Steve Richards: No One Is. (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Hi, VJ! And hi, Steve! (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: did you find me a ticket to burning man yet alan b? (11:34pm)
Alan B.: God dammit no. And my other buddy has a buddy what needs one. (11:35pm)
Dr Hal: Ok. Enough. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: They are not thick on the ground in Michigan. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: Goldie is the fucking hook-up God. Motherfucking Goldie. (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: thx karen (11:35pm)
Alan B.: I mean Karen. Motherfucking Karen. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: Sherilyn, just say NO2. (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: No2 (11:38pm)
Alan B.: No2.0 (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: or is it nO2 (11:39pm)
Alan B.: BorgNEIN2 (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: bORg92 (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: dot 2 (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: nanu nano (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Wanna hear the Robin Williams joke? (11:41pm)
Nexus006: 12 hours of Landru? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: did I miss the tribute to robin williams? (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Hey, Nexus! (11:41pm)
Nexus006: Hey-O (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: I don't get it (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Why were all the ladies crying when Robin Williams died? (11:41pm)
Alan B.: ... (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: oh you didn't tell it yet (11:42pm)
Alan B.: hee hee hee (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: wait wait (11:42pm)
The Punch Line: Don't Tell Me (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: thank you punch line (11:43pm)
Alan B.: Because . . . (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: thinking thinking... (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: he crossed the road? (11:44pm)
Alan B.: . . . they heard he was hung. (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: da da dat (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: that one can be used for lots of folks (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Mussolini (11:46pm)
Alan B.: David Carridine (11:47pm)
The Punch Line: Gary Lockwood (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: erotic (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: asphyxiation (11:48pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS (11:48pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS (11:48pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Hello, Dr. Hal. (11:48pm)
Alan B.: TRIPPING BALLS (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: your show starts now (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Nearly my bedtime. (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: more than one audio track no no no (11:50pm)
Alan B.: ENGAGE (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: dr fiasco would be having a fit if he were there (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Landru! (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: a bowl of wine (11:51pm)
Alan B.: STOP SAYING LANDRU (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: landru (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Aw, sheet. Hold on. (11:53pm)
Alan B.: (11:53pm)
Alan B.: ^^ That's better (11:53pm)
Alan B.: You fuckin' school 'em, Dr. Hal. Tell 'em about Pat Novak, that old sea-side bohunk. (11:54pm)
Alan B.: Anonymous To ID Michael Brown%u2019s Killer %u2013 Already Has Paralyzed Ferguson (11:55pm)
Sesame Street alien: Surprised not to have heard any F. Le Mur in this Webb party. (11:56pm)
Alan B.: Well done, Sesame Street Alien! (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, NHLG, WTF? (11:57pm)
Alan B.: I'm bailing. Thanks, you guys. Sweet dreams (11:58pm)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: Heeeeeey!!! (12:00am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: Gimme some of that Justice, Bitch!! (12:07am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: "Justice. Bitch" is a Trigger term!! (12:07am)
vj pussycat: gnite alan b (12:08am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: everyone say "Justice, Bitch" and the Revolution happens!! (12:09am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: Gee, HAL, GET a CLUE!!! (12:18am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: You... you... Bitch! (12:19am)
Earl's Here Hide Your Women: Hey, Maaaaaaaaan! Woo hoo hooooooo!!! (12:21am)
vj pussycat: oh no, not the grateful dead! (12:42am)
vj pussycat: it's me. i can't hear you (1:01am)

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