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starring Dr. Hal !
August 22, 2014 10:00pm
Hal was off being tortured by the Master for failing as Torgo, so Sherilyn Connelly, KroB, Puzzling Evidence, and eventually Pete Goldie dive into the Videodrome. The tone of the hallucinations is determined by the tone of the tape's imagery, and it just keeps going.

Chatroom History
August 22, 2014 10:00pm - 4:30am

nobodyouwantoknow: You blasphemous SubGenii must convert to Islam this very instant or I will decapitate every last one of you infidel puppies. (10:17pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Especially Mikey Peppy and Momma Joe Poppa and Puddling Evidence (10:19pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: K-Rob gets it first for being so damned scary. We will spare that mealy-mouth apologist Dr Hal for the time being. (10:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: All of you ( male, female or LBGWhatever ) will undergo genital mutilation before webehead your craniums. (10:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: If you don't have genitalia, we will desecrate your rectal orifice. If you do not possess such a ole, we will generate a generic saidsuch for you. (10:32pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: ole = hole in anglo-arabic (10:33pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: ole means something else in espagnole. Go figure. Then go disfigure yourself. Or else, we will decapitate you anyway, Muslim or not, you running puppies. Wimps. Sissies. Cowards. What's the matter, kitty got your tongue? (10:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And if you're a judaic semite, we will circumcize you again, twice or even thrice, even if you do convert to the glory of All**. (10:43pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Before we behead you anyway... (10:43pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And tyhat goes triple for you Mormons. (10:43pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: take tyhat ! and tyhat ! (10:44pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: BTW : that journalist we beheaded actually was a mannequin, suckas ! (10:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Stop The Show ! I want to get off ! (10:49pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: What fascinating drivel ! How do you do it ? (11:20pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Tonite's "Show" has hugely enhanced my auto-erotic asphyxiation. Thank you ! (11:21pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Tonite's "Show" has hugely enhanced my auto-erotic ass-fixation ! Thank you ! (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: On behalf of Robin Williams, I thank you again... please untie the know now, please... Please ? Somebody help me, please ! Gurgle... (11:24pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: know = know... cain't your thilly word-processor type write? (11:24pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: know = know... cain't your thilly word-pwothessor type white? (11:25pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: know = knot dammit (11:25pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: that's better, dammit anyway... (11:25pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: apparently you agree with me, or else you don't understand a word I'm writing (11:26pm)
Animal Motivation Speech: I, here on the sidelines, have no clue. (11:35pm)

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