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THE FINAL BROADCAST
JUST SAY N20
August 27, 2014 10:00pm
It happens every year around this time: there's a lot more parking in San Francisco, and yet far fewer drugs. Nobody knows why, and it's a mystery that will be poked and prodded and cracked and inhaled on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with possible narcs KrOB and Puzzling Evidence) will get to the bottom of this whole drug scene, and will include authentic field recordings of DEPRAVED TEENS IN "GROOVY" DRUG ORGIES. Also, whipped cream may be made on air, because it's wholesome and delicious.


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Drugs are bad, mmmkay? (And, for unknown reasons -- probably DRUGS -- about 45 minutes of the show are missing from the first hour.)


Alan B.: Aww, my stream just died? (10:02pm)
KrOB?: count your blessings (10:04pm)
Sesame Street alien: Your market didn't sell enough tickets, so it's blacked out. (10:04pm)
Alan B.: That I believe. (10:04pm)
Alan B.: Nope, neither on PC nor RV app. Dead. (10:06pm)
Alan B.: I'm sad! (10:07pm)
Alan B.: VLC won't open it, either. Rats. (10:11pm)
KrOB?: ok working on it (10:13pm)
KrOB?: we're bringing a new klystron to the top of the tower right now (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Back up. (10:14pm)
Sesame Street alien: Admit it, you were all just sitting there in the studio laughing your asses off at us. (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Riven with regret. (10:14pm)
Sesame Street alien: And this could have been your boldest experimental show yet. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: John Cage's 120" (10:16pm)
Sesame Street alien: One in which no one was talking over anyone, or playing sound collages out of turn. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Perfect order. (10:16pm)
Alan B.: Is he wearing teh gold lame hoof covers? (10:17pm)
Alan B.: And its down again. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: How am I going to learn how to do drugs? (10:17pm)
Alan B.: SPOOOOON! (10:20pm)
Alan B.: Neil Young - Needle and the Damage Done http://bit.ly/1qLFPQz (10:22pm)
Alan B.: Seals And Crofts ~ Summer Breeze http://bit.ly/1qLFRYN (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Fuck Burning Man http://bit.ly/1qLFYUb (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Ministry - Just One Fix- http://bit.ly/1qLG0LV (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Burning Man (10:28pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1qLGbqo (10:29pm)
nexus006: You kids are still up....isn't this a school night?? (10:38pm)
Perfect Timing: Herbert.... Herbert! (10:52pm)
Perfect Timing: I'm slow. (10:53pm)
Perfect Timing: but you knew this. (10:53pm)
nexus006: Throw this into the mix. http://bit.ly/1qLHcin (10:54pm)
Perfect Timing: Hey, I have one of those. (10:58pm)
Perfect Timing: Oh... "Leaf"... (10:58pm)
Perfect Timing: nevermind. (10:58pm)
Alan B.: I fell asleep. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Glandru. (11:01pm)
nexus006: Rolled Tight Shut (11:12pm)
Perfect Timing: People... Do not do the green goofballs! (11:12pm)
Perfect Timing: Ooomph Sisss Oooomp Sisss Oooomp Sisss (11:16pm)
nexus006: Do they have Tail Gunner in the Burning Bloke arcade? (11:18pm)
nexus006: Never been to Burning Chap....waiting for the casino/resort to open. (11:24pm)
Perfect Timing: BMIR, probably (11:25pm)
Perfect Timing: Burning Man is best experienced in Reno... Playing blackjack and banging working girls... Or so I've been told. (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Musssst. Sleeeeeeep. Cheers and have a good week. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: OUT. (11:27pm)
nexus006: Was invited to bonfire in 1988 (11:33pm)
nexus006: Went to see Clint Eastwood's Bird instead .... Realized years later that was the early Burning dude... (11:38pm)
Kat Herding: good girls do bad things (11:39pm)
Kat Herding: ...sometimes (11:39pm)
Kat Herding: I came here for the k-pop (11:42pm)
Perfect Timing: Schroedinger? (11:44pm)
Perfect Timing: Or Schroeder? (11:44pm)
Perfect Timing: I always get them mixed up... (11:44pm)
Perfect Timing: Someone put Snoopy in a toy piano and we don't know if he's dead or alive? (11:44pm)
Perfect Timing: Bad movies? (11:47pm)
Perfect Timing: Jewy flashbacks.... (11:51pm)
Perfect Timing: I have no quarters.... (11:53pm)
Perfect Timing: I'm in the arcade and I have no quarters... (11:53pm)
nexus006: http://bit.ly/1voSMH2 (11:56pm)
Perfect Timing: Who are the people in your neighborhood? (11:56pm)
Perfect Timing: Stop these Bar Mitzvah flashbacks! (11:57pm)

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