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starring Dr. Hal !
September 19, 2014 10:00pm
This show, only this show, We are truly more than happy to declare That the Guest with whom this special show we share Is the Reverend Baby Bear. This show, only this show, No one else dropped by to share our bill of fare-- Just one other was there with me on the air-- It was the Reverend Baby Bear. Hear, hear us conversing, Hear us rehearsing For next time; Hear, hear us dispensing All we're condensing On line. This Show, only this show, We are truly more than happy to declare That the Guest with whom this special show we share Is the Reverend Baby Bear.

Chatroom History
September 19, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: Wow, that really must've been a lot of sawing of wood to build that big ark. (10:05pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise that sweeeeeet name of Bob!!!!!!!!!! (10:07pm)
spy emerson: can't hear her!! (10:12pm)
spy emerson: boyo (10:17pm)
spy emerson: subgenius power (10:18pm)
spy emerson: activate!!!! (10:18pm)
??: Why does he insist on complaining about the internet when that's how his audience actually hears him? (10:19pm)
spy emerson: google glassholes (10:19pm)
spy emerson: skin flute (10:20pm)
spy emerson: sasssafrasssss (10:20pm)
spy emerson: david BOTTOMS? (10:21pm)
Dr. Penny: I hear the show due to slack. (10:22pm)
spy emerson: ooohHHhh ... the girl can poem. sweet. (10:24pm)
spy emerson: i am suffering (10:26pm)
??: Baby Bear is right about that thing abt being their own tormentors/ (10:29pm)
??: she correct to question it. (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: The head certainly is bloody, especially during period sex. (10:35pm)
spy emerson: blow me. (10:38pm)
spy emerson: HEY!!!! HAL...... (10:41pm)
spy emerson: THE PHONE IS OFF THE HOOK!!!!! (10:41pm)
Observing: He sounds busy. (10:44pm)
spy emerson: hallllllll (10:47pm)
Observing: Perhaps he'll listen to her advice abut that knee. (10:56pm)
Observing: Well, eternallife on this earth is a different thing than eternal life elsewhere, Babay Bear. Hal might inform her of this. Mebbe. He ought to. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Eternal vampyric life would probably suck, but being a de-balled, lobotomized resident of Jesus' Heaven with my dead Mom and dog would probably rock. (11:13pm)
Alan B.: Sweaty yeti. (11:28pm)
Sesame Street alien: being a lobotomized vampire running around after women like reanimated JFK would at least be entertaining for someone else. (11:34pm)
spy emerson: its busy!!! (11:35pm)
spy emerson: the phone IS OFF THE HOOK!!!!! (11:35pm)
spy emerson: hey, someone else is using my name on here!!! (11:36pm)
spy emerson: imposter (11:36pm)
spy emerson: poser spy (11:36pm)
Spy Imposter: Hey! (11:37pm)
Spy Imposter: Calm down! You now have an imposter, here. Isn't that becalming? (11:43pm)
spy emerson: hal!! can you mention a few things!!?? (11:49pm)
spy emerson: 1. the people's climate march in oakland at lake merit this SUNDAY. lucky and i will be there (11:49pm)
Observing: He seems busy. (11:49pm)
spy emerson: and also... i have an indiegogo campaign for the hook-up truck (11:50pm)
spy emerson: HEY HAL!! (11:50pm)
spy emerson: yes i did! (11:53pm)
spy emerson: i dis (11:54pm)
spy emerson: cause its BUSY (11:54pm)
spy emerson: do it baby bear!! (11:54pm)
spy emerson: yes (11:55pm)
Spy Emerson: be sure to throw your money away on my kcikstarter (11:55pm)
Spy Emerson: ' cause there's nothing like a joke without a punchline (11:55pm)
Spy Emerson: Hey can you hear me? I'm on the radio plugging shit so people look at me! (11:56pm)
Observing: Ah, she's managed to get through the distractions. (11:57pm)
spy emerson: Hey, there's another imposter using my name (11:58pm)
Alan B.: Slander! (11:59pm)
Alan B.: Give a fuck in the Fuck Truck. (12:00am)
vj pussycat: Don't call it that (12:01am)
spy emerson: bully on the chat box (12:01am)
spy emerson: a powerless little nerd (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Will the real spy emerson please stand up (12:02am)
spy emerson: that me (12:03am)
spy emerson: be (12:03am)
spy emerson: I'm an ARTIST! (12:03am)
spy emerson: thats the bully (12:03am)
vj pussycat: Where? (12:04am)
spy emerson: there! (12:04am)
vj pussycat: The one sitting down (12:04am)
spy emerson: if you shoot, you might hit the wrong one (12:05am)
vj pussycat: I think the bully is gone (12:05am)
Alan B.: Pime Taradox (12:06am)
vj pussycat: Existential isn't it (12:07am)
spy emerson: the bully is posting as me. not gone. (12:08am)
spy emerson: I'm going back to when people cared about The Hookup Truck (12:08am)
spy emerson: you are a mean person (12:08am)
spy emerson: obviously you have nothing yourself going on (12:08am)
spy emerson: so you pose as me and say mean things (12:08am)
??: What's so "bullying" about calling it a "Fuck Truck" ? Maybe that was intended as a positive. (12:09am)
spy emerson: I decide what is mean and that's art too (12:09am)
??: Oh, that makes a lot of sense. (12:10am)
vj pussycat: I always liked that name for it. Spy expressed it not be called that. (12:10am)
spy emerson: IM LOGGING OFF!! GOODBYE fucking asshole bully posing as me. (12:10am)
??: I didn;t call it that, but it seemed complimentary to me. (12:11am)
Alan B.: It was said with tolerance. (12:11am)
??: Right, exactly. (12:11am)
vj pussycat: Is ?? The bully? (12:11am)
spy emerson: SOMEONE IS POSTING AS ME, SPY EMERSON (12:11am)
??: I didn;t call it a "Fuck Truck" initially, I was repeating the comment. (12:11am)
spy emerson: THEY ARE BIENG VERY MEAN (12:12am)
spy emerson: fuck truck is totally fine. (12:12am)
Alan B.: I promise you that I'm an asshole but only under this abbreviated name, and not at Ms. Emerson's expense. (12:12am)
spy emerson: posing as me is not ok. (12:12am)
??: Which are you saying is mean, the posing or the "fuck Truck" matter? (12:12am)
vj pussycat: Cool. I like it better. Probably not as marketable tho (12:12am)
spy emerson: posting under my name is mean (12:12am)
??: Yes, well, that does seem to have stopped, unless you are the imposter. (12:13am)
Alan B.: I have other thoughts about what kinds of statements are mean . . . less said the better. (12:13am)
spy emerson: marketing is art too (12:13am)
spy emerson: THATS THE POSER (12:13am)
??: the one who said marketing? (12:13am)
spy emerson: THERE! (12:13am)
??: well, the name of the truck was more interesting, however; what is the name of the vehicle? (12:14am)
??: I am not posing as spy emerson, I am ?? (12:15am)
Puce schag on a sausge fest: Stop being mean! (12:15am)
vj pussycat: Yea Hal's right. Don't look at the chat (12:16am)
Copy"Bob": Operation: Cancel All Counterfeit Spys Commence (12:16am)
Puce schlag: Organizing "Sausage Fest 2014" (12:17am)
??: So, everyone give Spy Emerson validation. Go ahead. Hurry. She's upset. (12:17am)
??: Okay, I will do it: she has a vehicle that is not called a "Fuck Truck" but something more savory... what is it called? (12:18am)
??: Anyone? Okay, I will look it up to be certain. (12:20am)
Love Lorry: Am I the right answer? (12:20am)
??: She has obtained some notariety with a concept and, I believe, and actual vehicle, called "The Hook-Up Truck".. so... so... (12:21am)
??: So Fathom the Conecpt. (12:21am)
??: COncept. (12:21am)
STD Shack: I am certainly not the answer. (12:23am)
??: I mean, you know, Grasp the Idea. The Hook-Up Truck. Got it? (12:24am)
??: STD Shack? No, this thing is on wheeels, apparently, and run by petroleum products, but it's okay in this case. (12:24am)
??: It is no shack, it's a motor vehicle of some kind. (12:25am)
Connubial Carryall: This is a stretch. (12:26am)
??: (If you ask me, it's some manner of Truck... (12:26am)
??: That's oretty good, though. Connubial Carryall. (12:26am)
??: That made me laugh. (12:26am)
Fornication Flatbed: How about this one? (12:27am)
vj pussycat: Ooh good one ff (12:27am)
??: But now you're being "mean" so "lay off"... (12:27am)
??: That's not bad, either. (12:27am)
Wet-Spot Wagon: Now, this is geting silly. (12:28am)
??: Fornication Flatbed, ha ha. SOrry, but it's funny. Its just another way of plugging this Hook_uP Truck business, if only it might be seen that way. (12:28am)
vj pussycat: Lotion in motion (12:29am)
??: At least no one is calling it The Syphilis Cycle (12:29am)
vj pussycat: Haha (12:29am)
Johnny Potsmoker: That's excellent. (12:30am)
??: Gonerrhea Gogart would also be entirely inapropriate in plugging the thing. (12:30am)
vj pussycat: Stop it (12:30am)
??: GoCart, that is... (12:30am)
Exploitation Express: Said with love. LOVE. (12:31am)
??: Yes, LOVE (12:32am)
vj pussycat: Hal, did you go to sleep? Come back Hal! (12:32am)
??: LOVE, but she will not see it. (12:32am)
vj pussycat: Sexpress (12:33am)
??: Sexpress sounds like public transport. (12:33am)
Dr. Penny: Bob's slack is so great, he can't experience pain or distress. (12:33am)
Logorrhea Cha Cha Cha: But what are words for, if no one listens anymore? (12:34am)
vj pussycat: Pubic transport (12:34am)
Dr. Penny: Word, on public transit. (12:34am)
??: Pubic Transport, that's pretty good. (12:34am)
Dr. Penny: Those sperm sure get around. (12:35am)
Johnny Potsmoker: Agreed, that's sweet. And who can be unhappy when Peter Sellers is impersonating Jimmy Durante? (12:35am)
??: I guess ther is also the reknowned Metrosexual. (12:37am)
vj pussycat: Nah. Doesn't sound mobile (12:37am)
??: The New York Municipal Rubway. (12:37am)
Johnny Potsmoker: Tryst Trolly (12:37am)
Johnny Potsmoker: And if you go by yourself: Onanism Omnibus (12:38am)
vj pussycat: Sexportation (12:39am)
vj pussycat: Service (12:39am)
Dr. Penny: He said climactic. (12:39am)
??: Disney has, of course, The... Monorail (12:39am)
Johnny Potsmoker: MONORAIL! I LOVE IT! (12:40am)
??: Hal, we are making jokes, here, be fair. Are we complaining? (12:40am)
Dr. Penny: No need for a monorail when there in a two fisted tail. (12:40am)
Johnny Potsmoker: Let the beluga foreskin claim you, Baby Bear. (12:40am)
??: WHo is complaining? well, someone was complaining, true, but most of us are merely cracking jokes. (12:41am)
Johnny Potsmoker: That's easy: Logorrhea (12:41am)
vj pussycat: I was being serious ?? (12:41am)
Alan B.: I would never complain about show. (12:42am)
vj pussycat: Nor would I (12:43am)
Dr. Penny: More show good. (12:43am)
??: Someone ws complaining, true, and we all know who it was... the remainder were making harmless wise-cracks. Gosh. (12:43am)
Alan B.: How much could you get for the beluga foreskin couch? (12:44am)
Golddiggers of 2014: Brother, can you spare a dime? (12:45am)
Dr. Penny: Just hit the cervics big. (12:46am)
??: I feel ashamed for merely beng here. What on Earth am I doing here? Like a previous, actual complainer, I am signing off. My goodness. (12:46am)
So long, ma, : I'm off to join the cervix. (12:51am)

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