October 8, 2014 10:00pm


Nose Hair Lint Gland
For there be divers sorts of show -- some wherein the RF broadcast remaineth; and in some it vanisheth quite away with the fevered dream of LPFM. This commonly occurreth only in solitude from the email list (such is God's will) and, none seeing the end, we say the show is lost, or gone to a deep FINAL BROADCAST archive -- which indeed it hath; but sometimes it hath happened and heard by many, as abundant testimony showeth the show was shown or viewed or heard. In this one kind of death the radio signal also dieth, and this it hath been known to do while yet the podcast was in vigor for many years. Sometimes, as is veritably attested, it dieth with the DJs Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB, but after a season is raised up again in that place where the signal did decay.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: After 5 minutes, you're either mad or dead.

exus006: You find yourself at 180 and G...there is no other possibility. (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Spooky shit, man. (10:43pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, fuck Michi-- HEY! (11:00pm)
Alan B.: You fuckers just wish you had water. (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Now you won't even let BobMarc on the air. I BLAME SPORTSBALL! (11:03pm)
Alan B.: Congratulations on your team winning the game and junk. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Did you brick up KrOB in the wall, you animals? (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Persecuting theists and people who don't give a fuck about post-season baseball. (11:06pm)
Alan B.: Break out the wine bowls. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Suck it out of a washcloth. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Requesting "Walt Disney's Spooky Sounds of the Haunted House." (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Shove him into the vat of Marmsey, instead. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: I'm just a Poe boy, nobody loves me. . . (11:12pm)
Alan B.: What a silly soliloquy. (11:13pm)
Alan B.: I can't hear Puzzling Evidence anymore because his podcast isn't updated and his KPFA show fell off the severs. (11:14pm)
Alan B.: Mood is wrong. MOOD IS WRONG. (11:14pm)
Alan B.: Actually, you have a femotcell. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, Nexus006 is taking over my role as most annoying listener. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: In telecommunications, a femtocell is a small, low-power cellular base station, typically designed for use in a home or small business. (11:17pm)
Alan B.: That we beat. (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: you could call in too (11:17pm)
Alan B.: No, Sherilyn hates me or something. (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: ; ) (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Hi, VJ! (11:18pm)
Alan B.: G'nite, Nexus006! (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: HI ALAN b! (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, it worked out great when I called H.A.L's show and bothered that poor girl about decrepit punk rock relics. (11:18pm)
Alan B.: I don't know what I did to Sherilyn besides be super annoying and creepy. (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: mike watt is not decrepit (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: maybe that's enough (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: construction talk!!! (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: don't catch his hair on fire (11:20pm)
Alan B.: I know, he was fucking awesome with his new band, Il Sogno Del Marinaro. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Mike Watt is great. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: He never kills anyone in a catacomb with a femtocell. (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Death by giant pendulum. (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: he is. missed that tour - they were just in sf, but wanted to go (11:21pm)
Alan B.: He said in Detroit that this was his 65th tour. I guess fIREHOSE would do three tours a year. (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: ebola, what a great halloween treat (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: drivin econo, you know it (11:23pm)
Alan B.: George Carlin-rape CAN be funny (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Il Sogno Del Marinaio feat. Mike Watt Cooking Show Pt.1 (11:24pm)
Alan B.: ^^^^ Spoilers: Andrea is making pasta. (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: gee thx. i'll watch these later (11:26pm)
Alan B.: Well, you know what I say about Poe . . . if it ain't baroque, don't fix it. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Waka waka!! (11:27pm)
Alan B.: You're welcome! (11:27pm)
Alan B.: It is curiously pleasant to watch these guys cook pasta together. (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: did it make you hungry? (11:28pm)
Alan B.: It made me want to try to cook home-made pasta. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: But I can't eat it, because my wife has me on a 10-day cleanse. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: No carbs, no sugars. Only small amounts of lean meat, raw vegetables, and protien shakes. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: I wish someone would kill me in a catacomb. (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: cheese? (11:33pm)
Alan B.: None. I wanna die. (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: i would too (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: glwt (11:34pm)
Alan B.: I comfort myself with my photo of me and Mike Watt, taken at Detroit's Majestic. =0 (11:34pm)
Alan B.: Wait, bad link. (11:34pm)
Alan B.: (11:35pm)
Alan B.: There ya go. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: My photo helps me make it through the remaining eight days of suffering. (11:36pm)
Alan B.: Thanks for your pity. (11:36pm)
Alan B.: That's fucking hysterical. (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Thanks, Pete. (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: nice photo alan b (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Thanks, vj! (11:41pm)
Alan B.: I was deleriously happy. (11:41pm)
Alan B.: dileriously? (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Really happy. (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: how come bob marc didn't go see mike watt's new band a couple weeks ago? (11:41pm)
Alan B.: He was up a river. (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: me too bob marc (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea (11:41pm)
Alan B.: Bob Marc was doing art on a river. (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: i saw fIREHOSE at slims two years ago (11:43pm)
Alan B.: Jesus, that's awful. (11:43pm)
Alan B.: I know people that has happened to. It is a disaster. (11:43pm)
Alan B.: I don't go to a lot of shows, but I wanted to see this show a lot. (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: shoulda went. it was incredible. (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: i missed sebadoh last night : ( (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: i love live music (11:45pm)
Alan B.: I know! But it is often a hassle. I live in a college town, and I hate being the old guy at the back. (11:45pm)
Alan B.: And everyone goes on about the good sound at The Blind Pig here, but is really sucks. (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: fuck that. be the old guy at the front (11:46pm)
Alan B.: No one seems to understand how to mix sound here. (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Yeah, I do that, sometimes. (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: have you been lately? (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: maybe it's better now (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: haha (11:47pm)
Alan B.: Yep. (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: your show ends soon (11:48pm)
Alan B.: But I loved the sound at the Mike Watt show. (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: well, wth (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Puzz Ev! I need to get my shit together and listen to the KPFA show again, (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Now that Philo has figured out how to post HQ show. (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: i almost always listen to that one (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: not as fun without a chatterbox (11:49pm)
Alan B.: I would have gone to see mc chris, but it was TONIGHT and I spent it with my daughter, learning about how to get her into college. (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: strike that. not as interactive i should say (11:50pm)
Alan B.: I am never up for the Puzz Ev show, it's on when I'm going to work at 8 a.m. here. (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: you are old (11:50pm)
Alan B.: Yes. Old. (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: stupid time zones (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: who is mc chris (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Sometimes Philo is looking at the Facebook page, or you could call in. (11:51pm)
Alan B.: I heart drugs - mc chris (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: i do post on the fb page sometimes. only when it is imperative to respond (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: and philo will see it the next day (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Fette's Vette - mc chris (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: ok ok, my watch later list is getting too long now (11:53pm)
Alan B.: Puzzling Evidence, breaking all the fucking podcast rules. (11:53pm)
Alan B.: I'll lay off, show's over anyway. (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: except the 7 words rule (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: get outta there!!!!!!!!!! (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: thx for the links alan b (11:55pm)
Alan B.: You are so nice, vj. Have a good week!! (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: thank you alan b. you too! (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: now get outta there (11:56pm)
Alan B.: THE HANDOFF IS ALL (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Showy show show (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: your show starts now (12:00am)
vj pussycat: now (12:00am)
Alan B.: G'nite, folks, catch you on the podcast. (12:00am)

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