I don't know what the box is, but I know what it does. I've said all this before. I saw it open. I opened it. I saw who came out: Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB. I don't know what else to call them. Demons. The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is a gateway to hell. I don't know what it's for or who made it, or why. I only know what it does. It hurts.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It'll tear your soul apart.

Gee: Iwonderwhatthethemeis..... (10:04pm)
Kat Herding: is it going to be like last week? (10:04pm)
Dwarves: At least iss not uss (10:04pm)
Kat Herding: I had to be hospitalized after that one. (10:04pm)
Kat Herding: I see you got into the creepy pasta again. (10:05pm)
The Hospital: no u dunt! (10:05pm)
The Demon: The kids just found the echo selection......skuna bee a long shoe (10:06pm)
Kat Herding: pretty little liars? (10:06pm)
Virgin Dairies: ifen u want (10:07pm)
Hi-Fi Living: or, Crosley Breakis (10:08pm)
The Romans: waiting for aboat (10:09pm)
Kat Herding: http://bit.ly/1vxVFWj (10:09pm)
The Romans: The heelll (10:09pm)
The Romans: u say (10:09pm)
JFK: yea, tell me about it all (10:10pm)
Horroor Higher Schooling: was filmed at SMA (10:11pm)
Kat Herding: Martian ships landing in Grovers Mills... (10:11pm)
Puzzle Box Vidence: ain't a prob, "bOb" (10:12pm)
Nose Hair Lint Gland: in THREE words... (10:12pm)
Nose Hair Lint Gland: and of freight (10:12pm)
Kat Herding: prematurely Aryan (10:13pm)
Demons: ? (10:13pm)
Demons: eats Bay Aryans (10:13pm)
Kat Herding: Al Bino Bob (10:14pm)
Demons: FrankenKrOb (10:14pm)
Demons: at Heavens Gate (10:14pm)
Kat Herding: Hale Bopp a rebop (10:14pm)
Demons: listening to Game of Drones (10:15pm)
God : leave me out of it. (10:16pm)
The Devil: Everyone sit down. This could take a while. (10:17pm)
Oh: The Horror, the horrooorrrr the horrrrrrrroooooooorrrrrrrrrroooooooo or (10:17pm)
Kill : for Kali!!! (10:38pm)
Kat Herding: Law & Order: SUV (10:39pm)
The Student Body: Is this on The Quiz? (10:40pm)
nexus006: So we said fuck you man...we're gonna do some gigs. (11:03pm)
Borg9: http://bit.ly/1qA7e8w (11:39pm)
nexus006: Hail King Gidorah (11:41pm)
Borg9: http://bit.ly/1qA7Kn9 (11:42pm)
Borg9: http://bit.ly/1qA8hpg (11:44pm)
Borg9: Coincidence? (11:46pm)
Borg9: http://bit.ly/1qA8Dfp (11:46pm)