January 21, 2015 10:00pm


We here at the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Business Committee have just completed revising our bylaws, including qualifications for membership. Our records indicate that you have applied to be a NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND listener each of the calendar years 2010-2014. We now invite you to re-apply. Upon receipt of non-refundable application fee, you will be considered for Membership in the Listener Inner Circle. The honors and benefits which come with this appointment include, but are not limited to: valet parking at Radio Valencia, complimentary intercontinental breakfast, Radio Valencia lanyard, use of the Radio Valencia copier, fax machine and pager, and two tickets to The Annual NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Dinner and Awards Ceremony.

To qualify for the Listener Inner Circle, applicants must:

--- be residents of the Bay Area.
--- be regularly employed.
--- listen to at least 50 NHLG episodes annually.
--- express, in the course of their daily life, unquestioned support for the points of view of NHLG producers, artists and staff.
--- never engage in any act of baseness, vileness, or depravity in the private and social duties which a man owes to his fellowmen, or to society in general, contrary to the accepted and customary rule of right and duty between man and man.
--- never have used anything but your legal name in the Radio Valencia chatbox.

Apply today, because this is the FINAL BROADCAST.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Please accept our sincere regrets, loser.

Chatroom History
January 21, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: Alan B. (10:06pm)
Alan B.: I am always the wrong person. (10:06pm)
Karen Carpenter: an (10:23pm)
Karen Carpenter: "Any club that would hae me as a member..." (10:24pm)
Karen Carpenter: wow, I made it to the gigs (11:00pm)

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