February 11, 2015 10:00pm


Robots! They're the mechanical marvels who will serve our every need, and make the day-to-day domestic drudgery of the housewife a thing of the past. But will they also make the week-to-week unlicensed drudgery of podcasting a thing of the past? Tonight on the (hint hint) FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, meatbags Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB will praise their new electromechanic overlords.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Kill all humans.

Chatroom History
February 11, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: Space-age robuts will not pay your doctor bills. (10:01pm)
Alan B.: Dad can't cook, ya know. (10:03pm)
Alan B.: Just us robuts. (10:10pm)
Alan B.: Kraftwerk - Robots (10:10pm)
Alan B.: (10:11pm)
Alan B.: I will miss the meatbags. (10:12pm)
Dr. Penny: The Hal 9000 can defeat them all. (10:12pm)
Alan B.: Cheers, Dr. Penny. A sad day, here at the final broadcast. (10:12pm)
Dr. Penny: Hi Alan B. (10:13pm)
Alan B.: Why doesn't BobMarc's mic sound like shit? (10:14pm)
Alan B.: (10:14pm)
Alan B.: (10:16pm)
Alan B.: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. (10:17pm)
Alan B.: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, (10:17pm)
Alan B.: except (10:18pm)
Alan B.: where such orders would conflict with the First Law. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. (10:18pm)
Alan B.: WOPR (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Boog 'em, Dano. (10:26pm)
Alan B.: Headless Robotic Dogs Are The Stuff Of Sci-Fi Nightmares [Video] (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: Thank the maker, this oil bath is going to feel so good. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Including the French. (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: And their anti-robot french presses. (10:35pm)
Sesame Street alien: (for reference: ) (10:48pm)
Alan B.: G'nite. (11:09pm)
DJDEADHAIR: (11:29pm)

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