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THE FINAL BROADCAST
ROBERTSON / CRUZ 2016
March 4, 2015 10:00pm
What happened this week was more than a coincidence, much more than a convergence, certainly even very much much more than a "Perfect Storm", it was a MIRACLE... both of the regular DJs (2 out of 2, 100%, a minyan) independently had energy-efficient compact fluoresecent light bulbs go off in their brains at the brilliant realization of the most beautiful couple to command Future USA... The Reverend Doctor Pat Robertson and The Junior Senator from Texas, Rafael "TeD" Cruz. Jr.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(deep breath...)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Admittedly, some would see a better VP fit with Rafael Cruz, Sr., being a self-appointed fundamentalist pastor like Robertson, but everyone in politics knows you don't load a ticket with two geezers super crazy for the End Times, when you can just as easily pair Crazy Ol' Pat with youthful Tea Bagger TeD ... And you still get the End Times!

And lo, we say unto you that White Jesus commands you to listen to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, where political disciples Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will guide you through the Holy Voter ID process so you may confer your electoral blessing on the Chosen People (...but not the Jews, ok?).

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: As was foretold in low power scripture.


Chatroom History
March 4, 2015 10:00pm - 12:30am
vj pussycat: thank you (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: NHLG plays the most fabulous music! (10:19pm)
Dr. Penny: Frank Zappa sucks. (10:19pm)
Dr. Penny: More women in binders. (10:26pm)
Hairpiece: HHS (10:48pm)
jesus: Yes it's a miracle (10:49pm)
jesus: I want to hear bob-Marc naked. (10:50pm)
nexus006: Ian the snail (10:50pm)
jesus: Matlock just ended. (10:50pm)
jesus: Where? Where? (10:51pm)
jesus: Lear, who made the jet (10:59pm)

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