THE PDX CARPET, Tonight on Radio Valencia!
April 29, 2015 10:00pm


When people we respect suddenly alert us to a meme that has been overlooked, with the warning "NO MORE PODCAST EPISODES ABOUT THE CARPET AT PORTLAND INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, OR I WILL KILL YOU", well, what is a podcaster who is definitely not a low power FM broadcaster to do? Not to worry, dear listener, because tonight will truly be the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND because that Russian spacecraft is going to crash directly into our transmitter on Corona Heights. WIN-WIN, biatches!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: In the event of a transmitter failure, a pre-recorded program on the PDX carpet will be streamed.

Chatroom History
April 29, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: joni's not dead. yet. (10:08pm)
ken: Music For Carpets (10:08pm)
tomaramadingdong: love Joni, and carpets, and amway (10:09pm)
ken: (10:28pm)
Karen Carpenter: (10:29pm)
ken: I can hear Roman Mars' dulcet tones (10:33pm)
ken: I said no such thing (10:48pm)
ken: speaking of carpet: (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: I just left reno. love that peppermill carpet! (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: I compare all casino carpets to the peppermill (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: does the carpet at pdx match the drapes? (10:58pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I concur with Puzzling Evidence being a shining beacon of guesthood. (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: hi kiko (11:13pm)
Dr. Fiasco: hey jamie (11:17pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I just put the anchor babies to sleep (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: aww they're Sooo cute (11:21pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I just tried to call and your phone ain't ringing (11:24pm)
Dr. Fiasco: 415 962 7979 right? Nothing. (11:27pm)
Karen Carpenter: (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: ow combustion (11:42pm)

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