THE FINAL BROADCAST
NO HITS
June 3, 2015 10:00pm
The modern age has given us a measure for the volume of information, that being the googol... however, no progress has been made on the measure of the lack of information. Until now, that is. Let's start by example with a few simple, but far-fetched interznet searches:
Elephant Saddles? 391,000 hits.
Lite Punk? 1,270,000 hits.
Affordable San Francisco Apartments? 9,110,000 hits.
Hmmm... those three very unlikely word combinations produce lots of hits. What about some things that absolutely cannot exist:
Nonconformist Hipster? 81,000 hits.
Compassionate Conservative? 807,000 hits.
Lotto Winners? 2,030,000 hits.
OK, clearly this is going to be a challenge to anyone, EXCEPT informatics specialists Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly, who for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will show you how easy it is to be original.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: just try "Celebrity Endorsement Paid by NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND"
Chatroom History
June 3, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Youtube: removes for copyright infringement, not length of subscribtion time (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: oh shit (10:24pm)
Puzzling Evidence: He did mothik but in-fark. (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Lock-out. (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Not Me. Him (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Make door Easy. (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Music too loud over voices facseee (10:26pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Be Good Radio. (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: give the door a quaalude (10:27pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Sorry. My Music was. (10:27pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Where is Bjork. (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Not Me, either. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Us, also. (10:29pm)
Dealy Plaza: in me. (10:30pm)
Zen: You're all present. (10:30pm)
Jesus Christ: Thanks (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: ear wax (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: is what you want (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: smoke it (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: I've only been gifted but I think it's like 20-40/g (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: it's creamy hash (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: let's talk about GoT (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: you could but (11:23pm)
plorf: this shit is rivetting (11:38pm)
plorf: rumple (11:39pm)
plorf: going back to my movie (11:39pm)
plorf: put the water in the hot tub (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: there's my arduino (11:58pm)
Elephant Saddles? 391,000 hits.
Lite Punk? 1,270,000 hits.
Affordable San Francisco Apartments? 9,110,000 hits.
Hmmm... those three very unlikely word combinations produce lots of hits. What about some things that absolutely cannot exist:
Nonconformist Hipster? 81,000 hits.
Compassionate Conservative? 807,000 hits.
Lotto Winners? 2,030,000 hits.
OK, clearly this is going to be a challenge to anyone, EXCEPT informatics specialists Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly, who for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will show you how easy it is to be original.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: just try "Celebrity Endorsement Paid by NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND"
Chatroom History
June 3, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Youtube: removes for copyright infringement, not length of subscribtion time (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: oh shit (10:24pm)
Puzzling Evidence: He did mothik but in-fark. (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Lock-out. (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Not Me. Him (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Make door Easy. (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Music too loud over voices facseee (10:26pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Be Good Radio. (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: give the door a quaalude (10:27pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Sorry. My Music was. (10:27pm)
Puzzling Evidence: Where is Bjork. (10:27pm)
Alan B.: Not Me, either. (10:28pm)
Alan B.: Us, also. (10:29pm)
Dealy Plaza: in me. (10:30pm)
Zen: You're all present. (10:30pm)
Jesus Christ: Thanks (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: ear wax (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: is what you want (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: smoke it (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: I've only been gifted but I think it's like 20-40/g (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: it's creamy hash (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: let's talk about GoT (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: you could but (11:23pm)
plorf: this shit is rivetting (11:38pm)
plorf: rumple (11:39pm)
plorf: going back to my movie (11:39pm)
plorf: put the water in the hot tub (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: there's my arduino (11:58pm)
