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THE FINAL BROADCAST
IF FOOTMEN TIRE YOU, WHAT WILL NHLG DO?
August 19, 2015 10:00pm
IF FOOTMEN TIRE YOU, WHAT WILL NHLG DO?, Tonight on Radio Valencia!

ARE YOU WEARY IN RUNNING WITH THE FOOTMEN?

(1) Things a good parent wants for his children:

A. That they be saved. B. That they live a Christian life. C. That they come to marriage pure and virtuous. D. That they DO NOT listen to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. R. That they have something to live and die for.

(2) There are footmen loose in America who do not intend for our children to have and be above things:

A. Public School System. B. Television. C. Rock and Roll Music. D. Movies. E. Recreation. F. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly. G. Fashion designers. H. Liquor crowd.

HOW WILL YOU CONTEND WITH THE HORSES?

(1) Their goal is world domination by 1972. (2) They are now engaged in a world wide hate campaign against America. (3) They are attempting to sabotage Radio Valencia's application for a LPFM license. (4) They keep running promos saying that station was once on 87.9FM, when that of course never happened.


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: For the purposes of this episode, there's no such thing as the Church of the SubGenius.

Chatroom History
August 19, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am
Karen Carpenter: running blind in the studio tonight... let us know if we sound blind (10:01pm)
vj pussycat: tiresome (10:31pm)
Karen Carpenter: thx (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: happy belated. how was your bday? mine sucked (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: sorry, I was going to call in earlier when you asked about my bday, but couldn't at the time. now it's almost midnite (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: so, I was working a mermen gig at a stupid festival outside of Nevada city (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: I wanted to call tonight to talk about the bug plague on the playa this year. maybe next week... (11:53pm)

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