October 28, 2015 10:00pm


In a world where reality has jumped the shark, politics has jumped the shark, and jump the shark has jumped the shark, the creative talent team of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND admits defeat. They are unable to conceive anything more outrageous than what passes for the intentional vocalizations emitted from public figures. The UK prime minister had intimate relations with pork, the Israeli prime minister claims Hitler didn't really want to burn Jews, and Obama continues to deny he is an African commie wiccan cokehead who just took your guns. Social critics Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly humbly confess that nothing they say or do will ever be as scary as the subject of tonight's FINAL BROADCAST, that being the presidential candidates of the dominant political party.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It's only a dream. It's only a dream. It's only a dream.

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