December 30, 2015 10:00pm


We're leaving together, but still it's farewell -- and maybe we'll come back to the Radio Valencia, but really, who can tell? I guess there is no one to blame except for Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and Mrs. Dr. Karen Carpenter as they leave ground on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Will things ever be the same again? We're heading for the Cylon Hangar, and still we'll stand tall (in spite of how cramped it is), because maybe they've seen us, and welcome us all back at the studio...but probably not.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, oooh!

Chatroom History
December 30, 2015 10:00pm - 1:30am

Karen Carpenter: NLG audience... begin critique of levels and distortion now (10:00pm)
Mrs.: How come it doesn't show "Nose Hair Lint Gland" under ON THE AIR? (10:04pm)
Karen Carpenter: because you did not hit refresh (10:06pm)
Mrs.: IE hates (10:06pm)
Mrs.: Chrome works (10:07pm)
Dr. Penny: Sounds loud & clear. (10:07pm)
Sesame Street alien: alto saxophones don't work (10:07pm)
nexus_6: Happy New Year Mr. and Mrs. Goldie (10:11pm)
Mrs.: Dr. and Mrs. (10:11pm)
nexus_6: sorry (10:12pm)
Mrs.: Happy New Year! There is no room for sorrow in this chat! (10:13pm)
Dr. Penny: Ooooh, BobMarc loves to flick switches. ;) (10:13pm)
nexus_6: little distorted (10:14pm)
nexus_6: you mic was a little rough but sounds pretty good now (10:19pm)
Mrs.: sausage (10:20pm)
nexus_6: the mix in headphones sounds fine (10:21pm)
Mrs.: knob (10:21pm)
Mrs.: we have an orange room (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Hi, guys. (10:28pm)
Mrs.: Hi AB! (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: lots of dropping out (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: Sherilyn, is the high speed train construction happening through Fresno? (10:30pm)
Mrs.: I'm probably hogging the internet (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: yeah vj, it's cutting in & out for me too. (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: keeps dropping out (10:33pm)
Mrs.: You know what is really cool about a 7 sec delay? If I miss something, I can hear it again in 7s (10:33pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Mrs! Hi VJ, Hi Penny. (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Sounds fuckin' awesome! (10:35pm)
nexus_6: happy new year Alan. B (10:36pm)
Mrs.: the printer might be on (10:36pm)
Alan B.: HNY Nexus! (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: hny y'all! (10:37pm)
Dr. Penny: Hi Alan & all! Thanks Sherilyn. No high speed rail for Calif. (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: and a flashlight (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: knobs (10:39pm)
Mrs.: Pete is going to include a manual on how to be a remote DJ (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: quit printing. it's fucking up the show (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Hearts, BobMarc! (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: aww (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: he tried (10:41pm)
Mrs.: I turned the printer off (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: thx mrs (10:43pm)
Mrs.: any diff? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: so far so good (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: op dropping again (10:44pm)
Mrs.: no wine in the studio (10:46pm)
Mrs.: are popcorn and cupcakes allowed in the studio? (10:48pm)
Mr: You do an yule cleenitup (10:49pm)
Mrs.: wine God (10:54pm)
Mrs.: Bacchus in Roman (10:54pm)
Mrs.: there was also that couch robot on Futurama (10:55pm)
Sesame Street alien: Schaefer (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: eclipse (10:55pm)
Puzling Evidence: who? (10:56pm)
Mrs.: Puz Ev doesn't have a key even though he lives downstairs (10:56pm)
Mrs.: (hi PE) (10:56pm)
Puzlying Everdounce: Dosess Not Ned Kees (10:56pm)
Mrs.: graphic (10:59pm)
Mrs.: drink more (11:01pm)
Mrs.: you will feel less bad (11:02pm)
Mrs.: glam (11:04pm)
Mrs.: Morrissey was suicidal (11:06pm)
Mrs.: wooo (11:10pm)
Mrs.: sherilyn is plugging in (11:12pm)
Mrs.: Thank you, Sherilyn (11:13pm)
Mrs.: sigh (11:18pm)
Mrs.: I like Bob-Marc (11:19pm)
Mrs.: don't kill him (11:19pm)
Mrs.: Hi Pete (11:21pm)
Mrs.: How are you? (11:22pm)
Mrs.: I thought Davie was drunk (11:23pm)
nexus_6: I'm trying to work out a Final Countdown bit on the banjo, not sure I could record it and send it before midnight. (11:24pm)
Mrs.: why don't ppl read? (11:26pm)
Mrs.: I used to drink in Sherilyn's neighborhood at the beach (11:28pm)
Mrs.: Sherilyn, you can have our bags in exchange for oatmeal containers (11:30pm)
nexus_6: its fine (11:31pm)
Mrs.: Fucking Oats (11:32pm)
Mrs.: steal, cut and (11:33pm)
Mrs.: download the podcast, and we will be 3D in your living room (11:36pm)
Mrs.: drugs (11:39pm)
Mrs.: drone attack (11:43pm)
Mrs.: no one is eating the cupcakes (11:49pm)
Mrs.: kids these days (11:50pm)
Mrs.: she (11:51pm)
Mrs.: Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Fucking New Year (11:54pm)
Mrs.: he's drunk. it's ok (11:55pm)
Mrs.: head banging happens off camera (11:56pm)
Mrs.: u guys r cute (11:58pm)
Me Show: ummmmmmmmmmmmm kuple cakes (11:58pm)
Mrs.: H NY (11:58pm)
Me Show: too bad not at Real Show (11:59pm)
Me Show: Chart Room (11:59pm)
Mrs.: war room (11:59pm)
nexus_6: good night Mrs. and all the other hooligans (12:00am)
Mrs.: PE (12:00am)
Mrs.: yah (12:00am)
Mrs.: tootlies (12:01am)

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