February 3, 2016 10:00pm


Sports is human life in microcosm. After all, is football a game or a religion? Sports is the toy department of human life.

Miami has the oranges but Buffalo's got the juice. O. J. has an uncanny instinct for sensing when to make the move, when to make the cut. He can kill you with a head fake, he can kill you with the swiftness of his legs and the ability to be in a direction at any single second. He also kills you with his variation of speed. Look at that little monkey run.

Arrogant, pompous, obnoxious, vain, cruel, verbose, a FINAL BROADCAST showoff. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, KrOB and Sherilyn Connelly have called NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND all of these things. This, we have to say it, remember this is just a football game, no matter who wins or loses. Hard to go back to the game after that newsflash, which in duty bound, we had to take.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: An unspeakable tragedy, confirmed to us by ABC News.

Chatroom History
February 3, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: little darlings was with tatum oneal (10:36pm)
Kat Herding: how about Sports of Nature? (11:00pm)
Kat Herding: ham hocks? (11:07pm)
blah: he did go to counseling (11:38pm)
Couch guy: How come puzzling evidence is so much better than nose hair lint gland? (12:10am)
vj pussycat: ouch (12:10am)

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