April 6, 2016 10:00pm


How many times did Carl Sagan appear as a guest on The Tonight Show staring Johnny Carson? Six? Billions and billions? No one knows. Lost in the primeval times before the solar system formed, the handsome young Lord Sagan was sent from a galaxy sorta far way to popularize science for inbred gap-toothed insomniacs on "television", or as it is know today, picture radio. Thanks to the greatest late-night TV host, John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23, 1925 January 23, 2005), Lord Sagan displayed some of the extreme fashions of his home world. Everyone should be delighted that Dr Karen Carpenter, Dr. Bob-Marc, Dr. Sherilyn Connelly and Herr Professor Doktor KrOB will exploit their FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to uncover, observe, analyze and describe the stunning outfits worn on picture radio by our most famous visitor from Brooklyn.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: a turtleneck is just an uncircumcised sweater.

Chatroom History
April 6, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

Alan B.: I propose a NHLG devoted to The Captain and Tennille. (10:24pm)
Dr. Penny: Everything is an advertisement for NHLG. -- Karen Carpenter (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: what's going on y'all? I'm trying to listen to the show, but I'm currently distracted by others in the room (11:08pm)

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