October 4, 2016 10:00pm


Since long before cell phones and artisanal toast, the much aligned and beloved opening segment of the Live Ask Doctor Hal Show was been "Waste of Space", a brief 45 minute mindbogglingly dull lecture on current space missions. Presented with crude black and white images, graphs, lines, circles and arrows, this edumacationable experience has left audiences wondering and wanting. Now, to no one's surprise, the title "waste of space" has been appropriated without permission as the latest game level of the strongest challenger yet to Pokemon Go, ... Goat Simulator. Lacking trademark lawyers and even modest motivation, the legitimate owner of "Waste of Space" has decided the best way to fight this usurper is to increase exposure of the brand, stripping it of it's power and rendering it no more relevant to all things hip. The tarnishing of the brand begins tonight, on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, and the corrosion continues each Friday night of October at Dr. Hal's live show. Let the vastness of space itself show how empty this threat truly is.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, never tuned into Radio Valencia at 87.9MHz

Chatroom History
October 4, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: goat girl sounds like courtney barnett (10:00pm)
Kat Herding: veep-veep (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: i can't hear krob's story about robyn hitchcock (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: what happened?! i can't hear him! (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: can someone please parlay the story (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: he's so what? (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: was robyn hitchcock a jerk? (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: maybe cause no can hear krob (10:58pm)
Karen Carpenter: (11:19pm)

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