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THE FINAL BROADCAST
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND RIGS A POLE
October 25, 2016 10:00pm
There is nothing more dishonest than the Radio Valencia Board of Directors. You have to believe me, they are the most dishonest, it's a disgrace. ... And the poles, I’m afraid they're being rigged, I have to be honest. We gotta beat a totally dishonest machine. It’s a disgrace to our country that they get away with it. It's a crooked system. We're running against a rigged system, and we're running against a dishonest pole. NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is leading in Florida. The poles all show it. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly know it. If we lose KrOB, we will know that there’s fraud. If there’s fraud, the show will be illegitimate, the so-called podcast will be illegitimate, we will have a constitutional crisis, widespread civil disobedience, and the Board of Directors will no longer be the government. This FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has gotta put them on notice that their interference will be result in a rhetorical bloodbath, and when I mean civil disobedience, not violence, but it will be a bloodbath. The station will be shut down if they attempt to steal this. No, we will not stand for it. We will not stand for it.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We're going to keep you in suspense.


Chatroom History
October 25, 2016 10:00pm - 12:30am

Karen Carpenter: boo (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: i've been watching craigslist for free wood. do you deliver to reno? (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: ok i'll meet you in truckee (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: i love that big black church with the pistol butresses (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: how much wood can you fit in your prius? (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: road trip (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: awesome do it (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: what what what?! (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: plastic seat covers (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: can you charge at tesla stations? (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: wrap the wood in seven contracto bags tied off with numerous bungy cords (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: not even a spec of bark (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: and free beer for you and daria when you get to truckee (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: perfect for your road trip (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: what's the difference? you're gonna smoke no matter what (11:38pm)

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