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THE FINAL BROADCAST
Normalizing NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND
December 13, 2016 10:00pm
The whole country laughed at Radio Valencia DJs blatant use of IDENTITY POLITICS to proclaim their community excellence, while barely hidden beneath the LIES the all powerful Board of Directors continued making backroom sweetheart deals with WALL STREET, BEST BUY and the FCC... all on the backs of the working stiffs of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Now the real PATRIOTS have spoken and though the beloved U.S. CONSTITUTION have used the arcane electoral system of PODCAST COLLEGE, using the accumulated number of saved shows to WIN! THE BEST WIN! THE BIGGEST WIN! A victory never seen since before radio was actually transmitted OVER THE AIR! ON 87.9 MEGAHERTZ! Now, as President-Elect NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND transitions to the FINAL BROADCAST, nominee for Secretary of UnPlugged Cables Karen Carpenter, Exhibit-Grade Plywood Commissioner Bob-Marc, Princess-Elect of Mass Media Sherilyn Connelly, and Commie-Tzar KrOB laugh and laugh as the BELTWAY PUNDITS keep acting like everything is OK. Oh, how they laugh.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: There is no NHLG in TREASON.


Chatroom History
December 13, 2016 10:00pm - 12:30am

Roy Cohn: Would choking on my ghost-dick be hilarious enough? I could use the action, and even _I_ can't stand the luttle fucker now. (10:37pm)
Gerald Fnord: Zombies, having no free will, can't be guilty of crimes. Vampires%u2026it depends on whose version. (10:39pm)
Gerald Fnord: `%u2026` was how the browser rendered the ellipsis '...' (10:41pm)
Gerald Fnord: But what about Pence and Ryan? (10:43pm)

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