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THE FINAL BROADCAST
Zero Gravity NHLG Instructions
April 4, 2017 10:00pm
Radio Valencia is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the radio compartment. When operating System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock.

The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is now ready for use. The Sonovac cleanser is activated by the small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its initial-condition, so that the two orange line meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron eliminator in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate by pressing the blue button.

The controls for System B are located on the opposite wall. The red release switch places the uroliminator into position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is self adjusting. To secure after use, press the green button which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the uroliminator to its storage position.
You may leave the lavatory if the green exit light is on over the door. If the red light is illuminated, one of the lavatory facilities is not properly secured. Press the "Stewardess" call button on the right of the door. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will secure all facilities from their control panel outside. When green exit light goes on you may open the door and leave.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Please close the door behind you.

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