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May 5, 2017 10:00pm
HELLO. I'm... Dr. Howland Owll. And, I'm here tonight to tell you about an incredibly powerful being, a source of mental stimulation and a sponsor, you could say, for this very program. Also featuring... Michael Peppe! But no one else. No one else appeared, but we two had a pleasant chat, up to and then beyond the temporal bounds of our allotted space. As has long been known, felines secrete a substance, an enzyme, which they rub on you. This makes you want to serve them and take care of them. Depending on frequency of propinquity and dosage, one may be subtly bound to the service of the animal. With more cats, the servanthood, so to speak, is certain to be greater. Cat Ladies are famously overrun and overwhelmed, mere walking servitors of the Cat Hive. Let's suppose-- just for an instant! --that at the very top of the graph for Cat Overlords there exist a few powerful felids, or perhaps just One... who control their minions not electrochemically, but by a long-range, feline-centered ability of mental induction. Anyway, we hope you enjoy the show. All Hail his Magnificence, the Hypno-Kat!

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