May The Twentieth Be With You
June 20, 2017 10:00pm


As all real Star Wars fans know, nothing at all of importance ever happened on June 20. None of the films were released on that day, none of the cast have any birthdays, and not even Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, or Sherilyn Connelly have anything interesting to say about this date. And the fact that the original studio was called Twentieth Century-Fox doesn't mean anything, either.

But, hey! Star Wars! TIE Fighters! AT-STs! Darth Vader! Lightsabers! The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND! The Death Star! X-Wings! Star Destroyers! Things blowing up!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We've got a dumb feeling about this.

Chatroom History
June 20, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: i do now (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: how's it goin karen? how come y'all don't talk anymore? (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: nice (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: i thought you might be on sabbatical or something (10:26pm)
Karen Carpenter: that's a polite way of saying "he wanted to spend more time with his family' (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: yoda how old (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: oh i see. it's like dr fiasco (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: is that the official answer (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: you don't have a mid life crisis until you're 450 (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: jeopardy is based on yodish (10:49pm)
los angeles police: force? (11:06pm)
or: whatever (11:07pm)
there are no stupid: questions? (11:08pm)
like: awesome (11:10pm)
like: average (11:11pm)
like: cola (your drink desire you not) (11:11pm)
W: O: W! (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: the eclipse is like a week before our birthday karen (11:38pm)
Dial-a-Shot: Road Trip!!! (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: right?! what's the eclipse forecast in minneapolis? (11:45pm)
jyn erso swiss miss: OMG LOL (11:46pm)
11: 38 (11:47pm)
There is no Dark Side: of the moon. (force push programming) (11:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: it's all the dark side (11:50pm)
r: ight?! (11:51pm)
my starwarsmeter: is plummeting (11:55pm)
Dial-a-Shot: I'll have to check. But, all are welcome. My studio is eclipse proof. (11:57pm)
Tangina Barrons: Of course they are. (11:58pm)

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